Failed Marriage Guide

Hoyt 2022-02-17 08:01:55

I am choosing my marriage partner, the conditions are as follows:
1. Height above 165cm and weight below 50kg. The upper limit of age is 25, and there is no lower limit.
2. Beautiful. Long straight black hair.
3. College degree or above, preferably Chinese, design, journalism or related majors in liberal arts. Have a decent and stable job.
4. No bad habits, no smoking, no alcoholism, no more than 2 sexual partners, virgins are the best.
5. Filial piety, gentle, can do housework.

I am choosing my marriage partner, the conditions are as follows:
1. Height above 180cm, age 25-30.
2. College degree or above, science students are preferred. Have a stable job with an annual salary of more than 50W.
3. Have a car and a house, and have no more than 5 sexual partners.
4. Be considerate and gentle, preferably a water sign.
5. Do not smoke.


These two marriage advertisements were placed in the middle of a daily newspaper, and many people called to inquire, but few people met. Like daily newspapers, they are quickly forgotten.

Later, the owners of these two advertisements suddenly met the other half of their lives on a calm day. They suddenly realized that all the conditions were just excuses for not wanting to get married.

The story also has a sad ending. Because, in this world, no two people will be as completely suitable as concave and convex, but in fact, it is no big deal, and life is still the same. It's only often that people realize it after they've separated.

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  • Jerad 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    Hate the interview-style confessions, the shaking of the handheld camera, the slurring of their tongues when they talk, the self-centred Sally who is critical of everything, and the "passive-aggressive" Mia Farrow: "Actually you Crazy too, in your calm way." However, Woody Allen is so wonderful, poignant and sarcastic: "You write about those pains funny, I mean those humble and confused souls, rushing around." "He and his wife are the only

  • Brennan 2022-03-19 09:01:07

    Wonderful balance! The script is like a chessboard. The five protagonists, from the role to the character to the performance, each take their own part, confronting and blending with each other. You never know who will have the last laugh in the emotional game. The lines are also full of punchlines. Favorite Judy Davis' arrogant inferiority complex and fragile ego, she and Diane West are the most brilliant women under Woody's lens.

Husbands and Wives quotes

  • Man: If astrology were true -...

    Sam: It is true! It is totally, totally, totally provable, you know?

    Female Party Guest: Provable how? From gypsies?

    Sam: Well, it's totally logical, right? You know, why wouldn't the position of the planets have an influence on our personalities?

  • Gabe Roth: See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you know they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.