Brother Xiao Yao recalls the story Baba told when he was a child

Gayle 2022-01-27 08:02:02

Brother Xiaoyao is also twenty-two years old. He has met a lot of girl actresses while he was in college and half awake. He also met a cowboy with double dicks and a female monster with three breasts in Qingtian Wanzhu's house. Just wandering around in the bizarre inland, the obsessed little monkey waved his hand without taking away a cloud, only the Dota practice match between the rat's nest, the stinky foot bed and the cockroach's nest also recorded the time jogging.

A certain group of beds ran outside and rented a house. The name was to study hard. The never-changing rhythm of the three-person bedroom was the sound of clicking a mouse. Squatting on his throne, weighing "The Secret History of Swollen Confession" in his hand, what he came into contact with was either that he didn't bother to mention the trivial things, or that it was useless to mention the big things and he mentioned it every day. The illusion of the end of the youth is just that the society is cruel, but it is cruel if it is not. The untested moral self-confidence made him wish he was the indifferent perspective, observing the rotten world.

In the confusion, the heroic story told by my father when I was young came to my mind. . . .
In order to save the revolutionary comrades, the little hero was trapped in the devil's lair. The reactionaries not only tortured the little hero, but also sent a wicked woman to seduce the little hero. Although the girl had three breasts, the little hero was righteous, and asked for forty more. . Under the long-term torture, the little hero gradually forgot who he was. When he was too tired to think about Shu, the little hero was suddenly awakened by a lofty revolutionary ideal in the middle of taking drugs. Regardless of the nephrite in his arms, he resolutely broke out of the devil's lair and found himself. comrade-in-arms.
Although I can't remember it clearly, it seems that the story is like that. Later, the reactionary Captain Zhao killed the village chief, conspiring to rule the world, and the little hero killed Captain Zhao to save the world.

Haha, the story of my childhood was so simple, I thought that killing the big devil would save everything and usher in a beautiful new life. But Xiao Yao, who is in a beautiful new life, can't touch the little monkey's hand. Four years were like a dose of marijuana that sent him into Changsha, and time would pull him back to northern Xinjiang.

I really want to find a reason to stay. Hey~~
dig the big egg and
sweep the dust away.
Is there any reason to hello~~
Everyone go their separate ways!
Whoever stays the last is the saddest.
No final boss cut!
Still passed.
Time has changed, wow, I
have gained twenty pounds in four years.
Falling in love with the little monkey,
that is falling in love with the reluctant youth!
He turned his head and walked away,
tears in his stomach.
To be cool, be cool from start to finish!

Uncle Xiaoyao is just twenty-four years old. It is said that he has entered the TV station in the northern Xinjiang. Other than that, there is no news. .

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Extended Reading
  • Sven 2022-03-21 09:01:35

    The U.S. is too strong to do this kind of editing of the chase scene.

  • Darwin 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    Guess the ending, you can't really say it. .

Total Recall quotes

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