Zombie R's fantasy diary.

Jewel 2022-03-14 14:12:23

Hello everyone, I'm R, uh, I'm a zombie (shrugs) Although I'm brain-eating and rancid, I don't have the noble bloodline of a vampire, but uh, this is indeed a love story. I'm very cute. Don't slander me.
Sister paper typing over there holy shit, are you crying? Did the brain-eating clip make you cry? (shrugs) Uh ok maybe I'm too bad (depressed). . . Hey, wipe your nose. . .


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2013-2-13
Hello everyone, I am a zombie. My name is R.
Today is another sunny day. When passing People's Square, Ergou has already started to eat his own flesh. He will soon be upgraded to lv10 skinny.
My friends always say that I am a chatter, and at this time, I will jump up and quarrel with him. I have lost the language system, so why don't you let me be cute with a few words?
In fact, I usually don't talk much. I only shout out happily when I find a vinyl record and a crystal ball that I like.
I live a very leisurely life, everyone is working hard to upgrade their brains, the skin and bones are always showing off their proud figure, and occasionally I go to the bar with my uncle to discuss the future of humans and zombies.
But I didn't expect that my life would be changed by a watch in the future.




2013-2-14

Today, brother led the jungler team to the pharmacy to fight Xiaolong (chaotic into the mud). When I was about to enjoy a teenager's hoof, I accidentally saw the golden Rolex on his wrist, wow! nice watch.
The girl next to me kept staring at me, so I had to turn my back and secretly hide the watch in my trouser pocket. Because she was frightened and cute, and she was an eyewitness. So I suddenly had the urge to bring her home.
So I packed up the boy's brain and took the girl home. Later I found out that today is Valentine's Day, and that brain is the girl's boyfriend.
So I think it must be a fateful encounter.


2013-2-15

She looked nervous and hid in the corner in fear. Knife in hand. You are not a soldier, so holding a knife is not a threat to me, I thought to myself. But I didn't say it.
After eating her boyfriend's brain, getting to know her better every day. I like her cheerful smile and upbeat personality in her boyfriend's memory. No one has smiled at me so warmly in a long time.
To make her less nervous, I played one of my favorite vinyls on the record player. I looked into her eyes and tried to spell out three words: "keep.you.safe." I hope she can understand, I don't mean anything.
The girl asked me why I didn't use an iPod, "better sound" I told her. In fact, there is no charging here. The iPod has long been dead.


2013-2-20Life is

because you have color. I want to keep you by my side forever. But you are not of this world, you have warm skin, flowing blood and a beating heart. And I'm just a puddle of rotten meat.
One day you told me you were hungry, you wanted to leave, you wanted to go home. I was suddenly flustered and didn't know what to do. Only procrastinate on the pretext that it is dangerous out there.
I would love for you to stay by my side, listen to records, dance with me, teach me to speak, and make me feel warm hands.
But I know that you will leave me sooner or later. But until then, I will protect you. No matter how many times.


2013-2-22

The day has come, with the help of Uncle Jiyou, I sent you back to your city. You sent me a good person card, and I lay on the floor beside the bed, looking at your trusting eyes. I suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
There's also that watch that I smuggled away in my trouser pocket. I know it belongs to your boyfriend, and I ate him. I confessed to you that you suddenly told me that you had guessed it a long time ago and just hoped that it was not the case.
You turned your back and I bit my lip. No matter how many times you apologize at this time, you won't listen. I took that photo of you with the camera.
On the way home.

Stop dreaming, you can't be what you want to be. All the while I was slow and pale. A hunched over, dead-eyed zombie.
What am I thinking about, expecting her to stay with me, no use. Too much extravagance can only end like this, I should be satisfied with the status quo. Accept the reality that the situation is static.
Insensitivity makes it easier to get by. Then I won't be as sad as I am now.
I drooped my head in the rain.
I'm going to go home, adjust, don't think too much, I'm going to forget about her, forget her like I forget about everything else.
I want. . . A sneeze, damn it, it's so cold. Is this what it feels like to be cold? Zombies obviously can't feel cold. I wrapped my clothes.

When I looked up, I suddenly saw Uncle Jiyou and his friends in front. Are you here to pick me up? Uncle gave me a hug. I cried and said, "I'm broken in love."
My uncle comforted me: "Are you hungry, I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you to eat." I sniffed, I wanted to eat Laotan sauerkraut.

I thought I would forget her. But I can't.



2013-2-25

Uncle told me that after I left, he fell asleep and had a dream. He put his hand on the heart. Looking at me seriously, his heart started beating. Me and my little friends are shocked.
The zombies began to revive, and everyone's heart slowly regained blood supply. But while happy, our plug-in caused lv10's dissatisfaction. They want to create more zombies and rule the world.

I have to tell her and her friends this news!



2013-2-29

We stood on a united front with mankind and launched a fierce battle with the skin and bones. Humans have strong tanks, so they push towers and attack, and we do jungle and support.
There was a sudden burst of skin and bones on the top road, so the field controller sent a signal to start a teamfight. I told the girl that this is the best chance to push down the middle tower. So we both rushed to the middle tower with the buff.
Unexpectedly, the enemy was lying in ambush in the grass. (Game scum can only get here by YY...)

We were cut off on the edge of the tall building by the skin and bones, and there was only a shallow pool below.
You look up at me with the unease of meeting for the first time. At this time, I suddenly felt that it would be better if I hadn't intervened in your life at that time. I'm still a stuttering zombie, and you're still a teenage girl with a normal boyfriend.
I patted your head and told you that I would protect you like the first time I saw you.

Thank you, I actually died once. I will no longer be afraid of death. When I jumped down with you, you were warm like a fireball in my arms.
Live it. Goodbye my buddy.


2013-3-5

Today we sat on the tower together and watched the Wall of Maria being torn down, and you were sitting on my left. All the giants have been wiped out by the third master (into the mud!).
Humans and zombies play happily together.
Yep, didn't die after jumping off that day. Instead, he became human. I stare into your eyes with my reflection in them. I became human again.
We depended on each other under the sunset, and I remembered that day when I was downstairs with you, calling your name in a hoarse voice. You sit on the platform of the balcony and look down at me.
The moment I saw you, I finally remembered my name. Juliet, I am your Romeo.



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Is this a bad movie? Nonsensical self-healing settings, Romeo and Juliet's balcony stalks, zombie teenagers with taste and collectivities, uncle base friends, clichéd love can save the world, it is obviously the same rhythm as the forbidden love of vampires, but it has become a silk zombie.
This kind of love is so strange, because it ate your boyfriend's brain and has the memories of the past, so I fell in love with you, protected you, and saved the world with you.

But why bother with so much.

After doing a lot of crazy things, you will always sigh that you have become the person you hate, and the marriage partner turned out to be that boring engineering man. But life is warm because of this.

Because it is the lovers who accompany you day after day, you will get tacit understanding, because it is tasteless boiled water, you will get used to it, and it will be praised because it is the most unexplainable love.

R taught the girl to learn how to walk as a zombie, and the girl learned very exaggeratedly. He said softly: too much. This place feels most natural to me. He is a zombie, he saved me, he protected me with a firm and careful look, he has a unique taste, he walks crookedly for a long time and spit out a word. I'm in love with him and don't need too much.

Don't worry about whether you should brush your teeth before a zombie kiss, and whether you will be discriminated against after becoming a human. These are details, but also heavy lifting.

Just know that in the end Romeo and Juliet grow old happily together. That's what love is like.

Tragedy will be remembered, pain, will become exalted like a work of art. But it's love that should persist at the beginning of a new day. Love changes the world and it changes you. I am a romantic zombie, a warm corpse.

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Warm Bodies quotes

  • Julie: What's with all the vinyl? Couldn't figure out how to work an iPod?

    R: Better... sound.

    Julie: Oh, you're a purist, huh?

    R: More... alive.

    Julie: Yep, that's true. A lot more trouble, though.

    [R shrugs]

    Julie: There you go again. Shrugging! Stop... shrugging, shrugger. It's a very noncommittal gesture.

    [R shrugs again]

    Julie: Really?

  • M: [after R stops him from eating Julie] What?

    R: Julie.

    M: Living. Eat.

    [R shakes his head]

    M: [nodding] Eat.

    [R doesn't back down]

    M: [angrily] Eat!