Visible and Godless Di Renjie: The technology is very Tsui Hark, but the story is not Tsui Hark (Tucao Xiang)

Marlon 2022-01-29 08:09:45

When the story begins, and a square-headed warship that does not conform to the dynamic principle is approaching, I seem to dream of flying back to Longmen, but this time the station on the boat is not Changhuayuhuatian.


Long time no see, Tsui Hark's 3D.


It should be said that the Shendu Dragon King is technically more advanced than the Dragon Gate Flying Armor, especially the depth of field, but the problem of proportional deformation seems to have become more serious. , and all future big scenes have this problem.

For laymen talking about technology, I can only talk about intuitive personal perception. This film is worthy of the ticket price of IMAX. If you have the conditions to watch 3D, try to watch it, because this film is only good-looking in 3D.


Tsui Hark movies all have a magical charm, bizarre and gorgeous imagination, and indefatigable protagonists. Even though the story may have various illogical points, the stunning and distinctive characters will make the audience tolerate the unsatisfactory plot, and love it. The characters in the previous play, from the early undefeated, heroic, to the upper dragon gate flying armor, although there are many unsatisfactory points, there are still beautiful bones and demon bones, the flower of the West Factory who wanders among the devils, Delightful and vindictive, Xiao Sa is a hearty and outgoing female bandit in the rivers and lakes, and can be called the afterglow shadow of the old monster's golden age.


Maybe any mediocre person can tell a more logical and reasonable story, but only Tsui Hark has the ability to turn a stone into gold.


I don't know if it's because the old monster has embarked on the road of pursuing technology and ignores the story, or Chen Guofu has too much power and has turned Tsui Hark into a thorough 3D technical director. This time Di Renjie's story and characters are far from comparable. Empire of Tongtian, the plot is neither good-looking nor faulty, just plain and mediocre, and there is no desire to catch bugs.


[Tucao's running water account] The


opening is a large-scale naval battle. The fleet sent by Wu Zetian to attack the "Fuyu" country was attacked by sea monsters and wiped out the entire army. The film is called "Dragon King of Shendu". There are actually two types. Here is the Dragon King. Number one, a large water monster. Empress Wu Zetian with four eyebrows ordered a thorough investigation and ordered Yuchi Zhenjin (Feng Shaofeng) to come forward if he could not solve the case within ten days.


Thirty-year-old Di Renjie was just recommended to work in the central government. On the first day he went to Dali Temple to report, he encountered prostitutes parading the streets. Oh, it was the common people who sent the oiran to the temple to burn incense and eat fast food to calm the water monsters. Strange, is it true that offering sacrifices to the water god? Don't you just throw it in the river? Why is it so easy to only send it to the temple, is it because she is an Android and despicable?


Then a rotten stalk about saving women and children on the street linked Di Renjie and Yuchi in a fateful way. This stalk is tooooooold, and even non-corrupt audiences will sneer and say: "Che, it's a match, it's hard. Collect CP."


Halfway through his Dali Temple report, he suddenly speculated that a group of traffickers, passerby Jia, were planning to rob the temple's Androids, so despicable, so he grabbed the badges and horses and rushed to save the people.


When Mr. Di arrived, the traffickers had already successfully fascinated the beautiful heroine and other dead and indifferent tricks. The head of the traffickers saw the despicable and beautiful plastic face of Android, and suddenly the beast was violent. 5 PM2.5 masks thick smoke-proof mask, let's kiss it.


Hey, so unprofessional, are you Huang Xiaoming pretending to be?


When Mr. Di came, the only thing we could do was start fighting randomly, because everyone was masked because of the smoke, and they couldn't tell who was beating whom. It was a pain in the head, and he was so angry. The lady was dragged into the water by the water monster (Dragon King No. 2 debuted), Master Di opened the hook and went into the water to save people, and witnessed an astonishing sight: a green-skinned monster in the shape of a little dragon man was affectionately kissing Android and despicable.


What's the hurry? Can't we drag it away and kiss again?


Oh, it looks like I got it wrong, you are Huang Xiaoming pretending to be.


Di Renjie rescued the oiran, but was imprisoned by Yuchi who later rushed to clean the scene as a suspect. Yuchi went to Yanzilou, where the oiran girl worked, to investigate the case on the surface, but the actual motive was to wait for an opportunity to indecently assault our unmoved heroine, Andro, despicable. Considering the welfare of the vast number of otakus, she even arranged the back of the despicable lady. Nude scenes.


Do you like washboards? If you like it, you will be blessed.


Here prisoner Di Renjie hooked up with Sha Tuozhong (Lin Gengxin), a new base friend, a medical worker, successfully escaped from the prison and rushed to the Yanzi Building. The Dragon King No. 2 monster with horns on its head and tail behind it, or another group of killers with red faces and blue hair masks from the East Island country also arrived. Killer Nima, you should dress low-key, why are you so visual?


And broke sleepwalk


since the Dragon Fly in Li played the female bandit Gushao Tang tail hook knife Shuashuai success, Datang and East regard the island joined the nine-year compulsory knife, Nyima is thrown out on a personal knife, Yuchi real Even if Jin is in charge of martial arts, Di Renjie, who is in charge of IQ, even plays flying knives when selling cute Sha Tuozhong! The killer has one more hand, and the swish swish little flying knives are flying all over the sky.


Come on, it's called high-end fashion when one person plays it, and everyone plays on Taobao's explosive style, is it very low?


The oiran Andrew, Miss Despicable, began to discover that the Dragon King No. 2 was none other than her lover, Yuan Zhen, the young master of the tea house specializing in the Queen's Tongue Tea Ceremony. The great poet, once faced with difficulties, except that Wu Shan wrote it either by Yun Yun or by him. I don't know if he offended the screenwriter or what, he was turned into a biochemical freak.


But the main actors in this film are not outstanding, the only thing that is a bit amazing in the Tang Dynasty literati is that the role of Yuan Zhen is called Jin Fan or Jin Jifan's stick, gentle and modest.



The Dragon King No. 2 left a clue for Miss Hua Kui and ran away, and the Dongdao killer who was chasing her also ran back to report to their team leader Huo Yi. "boss", and walked out on the catwalk, Mr.



Di caught the Hua Kui and his lover of the Dragon King, and sent them to Shatuo's teacher, the imperial physician Chen Kun for treatment. The character is mad for madness, and is essentially an NPC who goes through the motions, and it is not difficult for Chen Kun to recognize it.


NPC imperial doctor Chen Kun saved Dragon King No. 2: The restored Young Master Yuan said everything - really everything - Huo Yi's plan A: under the guise of the Queen's tongue tea used by the royal family, he will kill the Tang royal family. planB: Huo Yi also kept a sea monster as a pet and overturned the boat.


The movie is only one third of the way. So far, all the valuable suspense points of the Dragon King of Shendu have disappeared. The identity of the Dragon King, the identity of the boss, and the detailed plan of the boss have all been revealed. The


movie is really worried that the audience will spend a little more brains! But they probably fell asleep watching it!! The



trio of Gaoji saved the murder of Que Tong Cha, saved the lives of all the royal family, and gained the trust of Wu Zetian. I have to talk about the stalk that the screenwriter arranged to drink urine to get rid of the poison. It gives me the same feeling throughout the whole movie. You say it's boring? It's not completely boring. You say it's interesting, but it's not very fresh. It's like a pot of plain soup, with a lot of chicken essence added, forcing it to be delicious and interesting, but the taste is weird.


There is nothing to say further down, only the little friends are left to find and fight monsters together.


The trio found the boss Huo Yi's lair, and after a while, they slammed him to destroy him. There were many scenes in the Dragon King of Shendu, but they were not impressed. The last 3-person cliff PK Huo Yi was quite novel.


Well, there is only one rare animal left - the Dragon King No. 1 to be solved, and the

last naval battle is like a pirate of the Caribbean. On the whole, the monster looks like the kind of fish that is dried and turned into an alien. Journey to the West also has it. It is really a popular monster, but I think it is a bit laborious to be a sea monster with such a fish plate size, so in the movie, the fish monster is described as a sea monster. The mouth has been transformed into the kind of multi-layered fangs Jack Swallows in Pirates of the Caribbean 2.

One of the most handsome scenes in the whole film appears here, that is, Di Renjie jumping out of the sea on a white horse.



[Talking about the actor]

Andy Lau's Di Renjie, the biggest feature is that he is handsome and his IQ is okay; Zhao Youting's Di Renjie is not even handsome, even his IQ has dropped, plus his obscure Taiwanese Mandarin, the whole character is very vague, The screenwriter arranged for him two special abilities of the protagonist: lip-reading and reasoning ability. Lip-reading technology is a chicken rib that disappears after the opening show twice, and Mr. Di's reasoning ability as a detective is at this level:

"Your name is What's your name?"

"Mimaiti"

"You're not from the Central Plains"

"Ah, my lord, how did you know, you're a goddess"

your sister! ! ! ! How did you have the nerve to write such a shitty screenwriter? He even used it twice in a row, allowing Master Di to get [Shatuo] Loyal and [Silver] Rui Ji two alien friends, who admired the five bodies.

It is really unwise to highlight the high IQ of the protagonist by giving other characters brain fragments. This can't make Di Renjie appear smarter and more attractive. It can only make the whole team become the target of the audience hahahaha.

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Feng Shaofeng's red hair Yuchi Zhenjin is similar to Deng Chao's white in Tongtian Empire Mao, but the charm is much less, Deng Chao's character is very "strong"; his temper is like fire, and the tragic death is also shocking.


Yuchi is very dull in all aspects. Although he fights a lot, he never feels amazing. Throughout the film, there is a dark line in which he and Di Renjie are both enemies and friends. I don't know how to do it. It's not like killing each other. It vividly shows the vicious and resentful feeling of the harem bitches competing for favor. It is hopeless to become a popular BL CP.


And arranging the despicable drama of his crush on Hua Kui is also a big failure. In Tongtian Empire, the setting of Deng Chao crushing on Li Bingbing is kind of cute, but Feng Shaofeng secretly crushes despicableness and takes advantage of other people's sleep, which not only fails to enrich his cuteness On the other hand, it hurts his iron-blooded and majestic character settings, making people feel unreasonably: "Yuchi pretends to be a gentleman, but he is a wretched man."


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Lin Gengxin's natural attributes are cute and cute, and his main task is to be cute. I don't know what happened to force him into the scheming look of Liang Jiahui in the Tongtian Empire. . His tall set board is responsible for drawing out the line of his master Chen Kun. The face of the young handsome guy can withstand the test of the big screen, but the whole is a soy sauce.


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Miss AB is in charge of the vase, oh no, it's the oiran, she is the first three The scene is that after fainting, you are molested by passers-by, the water monster and Yuchi. You are not just a courtesan, you are a walking aphrodisiac, and a man can't hold it when he sees it.


The movie took countless efforts to express her beauty, but she used too much force to show the scene where she won the oiran. Under the beautiful flying of countless petals, Miss AB twisted and twisted by holding her urine for too long and wanting to go to the toilet. , the posture is ugly and appalling.


Can this be an oiran? There is a shady scene in the Nima Tang Dynasty draft! ! !


Seriously speaking, Yin Rui Ji's only character and characteristic is beauty. She clings to her weakly. She is beautiful, but without strength, she loses the charm of Tsui Hark's heroine's neutral and perseverance, and is completely reduced to a boring set.

Forget it, she was just stuffed in by the investors to get experience.


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When Aunt Wu Zetian was the queen, her eyebrows stood up even more than when she became the emperor , There is not much room to play last time, and Shengjian's Gaozong looks surprisingly good.





[PS: The best part is the ending of the film (not the Easter egg Chen Kun), the three-dimensional original painting setting, the feeling of suspense in the weird horror, ten thousand times more than the main film, this is the Tsui Hark in my mind, and It is not a mediocre story in the original work]

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