Stardust

Lamia: You'd better be telling the truth, you two-faced dog.

Ferdy the Fence: I can get you one of them, actually. Very good guard dogs. They can watch the back and the front door at the same time.

[Dunstan walks round the market at Stormhold. He sees a beautiful lady and stares at her. An older woman talks to him]

Ditchwater Sal: [to Dunstan] I don't deal with time wasters.

Ditchwater Sal: [to her slave girl] Get over here and tend this stall. I'm off to "The Slaughtered Prince" for a pint.

[Ditchwater Sal walks away and the slave girl approach Dunstan]

Slave Girl: See anything you like?

Young Dunstan Thorn: [seeing her] Umm... Definitely.

[the slave laughs]

Young Dunstan Thorn: I mean. What, wha-wha-what I meant was...

[he sees some flowers]

Young Dunstan Thorn: These ones, the blue ones. How-how much are they?

Slave Girl: They might be the colour of your hair. Or they might be all of your memories before you were three. I can check if you like. Anyway, you shouldn't buy the bluebells.

[she takes a white flower]

Slave Girl: Buy this one instead. Snowdrop. It'll bring you luck.

Young Dunstan Thorn: But what does that cost?

Slave Girl: This one

[meaning the flower]

Slave Girl: costs a kiss.

[the slave girl places the flower in Dunstan's jacket. He is going to kiss her on her cheek, but she turns her mouth towards his. They kiss passionately]

Slave Girl: Is she gone?

[meaning Ditchwater Sal]

Slave Girl: Follow me.

[she walks to the caravan behind her and Dunstan follows her. He notices she has a chain tied round her ankle]

Slave Girl: I'm a princess. Tricked into being a witch's slave. Will you liberate me?

[Dunstan cuts the chain, but it fastens itself again]

Slave Girl: It's an enchanted chain. I'll only be free when she dies. Sorry.

Young Dunstan Thorn: Well... If I can't liberate you. What do you want of me?

[she gives him her hand and they both climb into the caravan as the camera pans rapidly backwards and upwards]