Havoc in Tiangong Film and Television Commentary

Dillon 2022-03-04 08:01:33

1. I entered the arena 7 or 8 minutes late with my friends. I hurriedly found a seat and started watching. I was worried about missing some wonderful plot. It turned out that I was thinking too much.
2. At the beginning, it seemed to be explaining the plot of Nuwa mending the sky. The picture is very dazzling, cool and abstract. It feels a bit like an online game promotion CG
. I watched it like this for another 4 or 5 minutes. Friend A took off his glasses and said, I was a little dizzy. At this time, four big characters finally popped up on the screen, "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace." Friend B said, what do you want to express in the previous paragraph? With years of experience in watching movies, I can say lightly, it may be a foreshadowing.
4. It turns out that we think too much.
5. Donnie Yen's Sun Wukong reminded me of the famous poem "Soldier One Meter Six". I don't know why her eyes are so blurry, it looks like she needs to be sterilized urgently in estrus.
6. Female No. 1 is a little fox spirit, but no matter how you look at it, she looks like a thin version of Samoyed, giving people the feeling that she wants to try her best to be cute, but she can't be cute no matter what.
7. But speaking of little fox, your monster friends are too rough in their painting style. That panda spirit is wearing a fake headgear, right? ? This is so 3D! !
8. Sun Wukong flirted with the little fox Moonlight. Little Fox: I'm 110 years old, how about you? Sun Wukong: I don't know! Little Fox: I think you are very young, just 250! Monkey King: Then I'm 250, I'm 250, I'm 250! (Hehehehe, my 3-year-old cousin can't even laugh at this joke?!!)
9. As the ancestor of Bodhi, who is second only to the Tathagata in mana, he actually works at the Jade Emperor. What kind of trouble is this going to make? ? ?
10. When Sun Wukong was about to leave, he hugged Bodhi from behind and said, "Master, I'm leaving. Bodhi replied softly. It's cold, so we need to put on more clothes... The three straight men present are all thinking about it!" ! Teacher Bodhi, come out! ! !
11. Sun Wukong went to the Dragon King to borrow a weapon. Dragon King: This armor is my three big treasures. It's very awesome. Don't take it away! Sun Wukong: Well, I took it. Dragon King: This Dinghai God Needle was left by Dayu when he was controlling the flood. It is very powerful. Take it if you can! Sun Wukong: I took it. (Dragon King, you’re just a shaker!! Obviously you don’t want to show it to others!!)
12. The Jade Emperor played by Chow Yun-fat even wore blue contact lenses...
13. Aaron Kwok’s Bull Demon King With a serious face, he opened his mouth and said, "How awesome are our demons?" I'll be out in a second .
14. He Rundong's Erlang God is a arrogant and arrogant person. He is humble in front of the Jade Emperor, and has no face in front of Bodhi. Then he scatters fire on Sun Wukong. He went to hug the thigh of the Bull Demon King, but he was used again and killed by the Demon Axe. To sum it up, it's pretty miserable. The highlight of the whole article may be the part of blowing a kiss to the palace maid. To use a friend's words, the mother exploded!
15. When Sun Wukong was beaten by Erlang Shen to the alchemy furnace, the ancestor Bodhi shouted, "Wukong, you can never jump in, there is a real fire of three flavors that will burn you to death", and Wukong jumped in. ... Wukong's claws and claws have become fiery eyes, and his ability is multiplied by 100 on the spot, and Erlang God is tortured for a while. At this time, the camera gives Bodhi a close-up of a lewd smile... (Bodhi, you are a black belly!!!)
16. The camera only needs one shot Switching to the Bull Demon and his monsters, I have a sense of seeing "The Lord of the Rings". Oh, I heard that the special effects of this show are outsourced to foreigners.
17. The fights in the film are all carried out under weightlessness; the miscellaneous soldiers are all about the same length, and it feels like ctrl + v was pasted in batches in PS; the Tiangong is so big, but unfortunately there are not many people, the Bull Demon King killed a few The guard saw the Jade Emperor; the Jade Emperor remotely controlled a giant dragon to fight with the Bull Demon King, but the giant dragon was chopped in a few strokes, and then the Jade Emperor also had a braid.
18. In the BOSS battle, the Bull Demon became a huge bull. I thought to myself, I wouldn't learn "Dragon Ball" to make Sun Wukong become a giant ape. Damn, I obviously overestimated the director's imagination, and Sun Wukong turned into an attacking giant. ape! !
19. The Bull Demon King was beaten back to the prototype and turned into a yak with missing horns (why the color has changed, the production team is too cut corners!), Princess Tie Fan has already given birth to a red child at this time (so fast), She held the red boy and said affectionately, no matter what you become, we will stay by your side (sorry, I thought of a bowl of steaming spiced beef brisket claypot rice hahahaha)
20 . Thanks to the director for letting me see such a rotten blockbuster on the first day of the new year. Although I was mentally prepared for "this film might be bad" before watching it, I was still careless. It really fits the advertisement. "There is no worst, only worse."
21. Some people say that "The Lord of the Rings" and "Journey to the West" are the two most difficult novels to adapt, so let's be content with the movie. I just want to say, can you stop insulting "The Lord of the Rings" like this? I beg you!
22. For students who have not seen this movie, it is recommended to watch the trailer directly to save money, time and worry.
23. (End)

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