"Journey to the West: Havoc in the Heavenly Palace": Don't scold, don't spit, don't spit!

Corene 2022-03-04 08:01:33



"Whose drama was written by a bear child! Drag me out of the Meridian Gate and behead me a hundred times!"


Noisy Point 1: The chrysanthemum is full of wounds, and your smile has turned yellow. Brother Jade Emperor, you have become so gentle and kind now, does your aunt Gong Li know?

Noisy point 2: He Rundong has been unable to look directly at him since the "8:20" incident. He vaguely remembers that Zhang Fei scolded his three surname slaves in the New Three Kingdoms. Brother Rundong replied coldly, why? Call me a slave with three surnames? There is a serious lack of scolding and there is no wood! This time, it is even more true to its name. Erlang is really enough. With the IQ of Lu Bu in the New Three Kingdoms, our east brother is back! Can't you see with your three eyes that the cow is using you? I think you were so handsome back then, but now you are so swollen! What the hell happened to make you like this!

Noisy point 3: In the entire heaven and the ground, the only person who can compete with Dong brother in terms of stupidity is Sun Wukong. Hey, that monkey, can you make it two hundred and fifty? !
The period when Sun Wukong was born is simply "Tarzan of the Apes", that is, there is no such thing! Was the soundtrack selected from Madagascar?
The scene where Sun Wukong and the little fox secretly hooked their tails, I was completely stunned, what is homosexuality, and cross-species love is really awesome!
Sun Wukong's fiery eyes are considered white, and he can't even understand the poor makeup skills of the Bull Demon King. Erlang God has worked hard to train you, are you right!
In the end, Wukong turned into a gorilla and a bull, and I said, is this section a tribute to "Journey to the West"? It is simply the Chinese classical sci-fi magic myth version of "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes"! ! !

Noisy Point 4: Ancestor Bodhi, what would you like to order? You have to be the master of Monkey King, and you have to pretend to be Taishang Laojun, and even grab the role of Taibaijinxing! You are also a high-level immortal with a head and a face! Playing a few more roles, can I get three lunch boxes at noon?

Noisy Point 5: Nezha took over the job of Red Boy and also learned to breathe fire. After thinking about it later, there is a metaphor in the film. I thought that Nezha was making a lot of trouble in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. He killed the third prince. How could the old dragon king see Nezha so calmly and ask Nezha if he was tired of wearing the wind and fire wheel. Tired, but fortunately, Nezha has a general knowledge and skillfully responded to the Dragon King's question, "Are you tired of worrying about so much?" How concerned about the old comrade! For fear that the old Dragon King will be busy with his own business! What a good young man who knows how to feel distressed!

Noisy 6: There is also the Bull Demon King, please, you are just a bull, just stay underground. Have you seen a bull in the sky? Did the screenwriter blow you up that day? !


Noisy Point 7: Also, Brother Tathagata, you can come out a little later and make trouble more unreasonably. When the Bull Demon King rebelled, he was tied to a small stick, and Sun Wukong turned his back in time and overwhelmed a mountain on his body. The rewards and punishments are unknown! How to convince the crowd! Tathagata brother!




In the end, it is said that the special effects of this film are well done, but when I saw "Panda Jingjing" and all the little demons, I deeply felt that the fairy tales are all lies! You can spend so much money on special effects, can't you ask a makeup artist to dress them up! Supporting characters are people too! Ah, no, it's also a monster! When you see them, do you know how much I miss the "Magic Valley" when I was a child! In order to help me retrieve my childhood memories, it's really hard for you!

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