The Prince's Choice of Concubine

Alden 2022-01-28 08:03:19

Almost every winter and spring, Disney releases a blockbuster adaptation of a fairy tale, either a postmodern interpretation or a re-enactment of the original, such as "Alice in Wonderland", "Maleficent", "Magicland" Oz: The Great and Powerful (Disney?), etc., are without exception fantastic vision blockbusters wrapping a child's pillow book with state-of-the-art special effects. But I can no longer believe in the enduring charm of "Cinderella", nor can I believe that a prince with internal and external troubles will truly fall in love with an innocent Cinderella, fairy tales are just fairy tales after all, this is not Tim Poe Tim Burton.

Cinderella was disciplined by her parents who were brave and kind since she was a child. When she grew up, she worked hard under the influence of her stepmother. She even said that she didn't want to go to the prince's ball at all, but only wanted to go to the palace to meet the apprentice she accidentally met. At the last moment, Cinderella, who had no scheming at the last moment, did not deliberately hum a ecstasy to attract the prince's attention. According to the basic form of the Russian theoretician Propp's folktale narrative, this is a typical set of stories, and it seems that the fairy tales we see are also the same basic structure: the heroine lives peacefully—the family suffers an accident— Framed by the bad guy - Lu meets the benefactor - defeats the bad guy - lives happily with the sweetheart for a lifetime. Similarly, the screenwriter and director of "Cinderella" also fully used this structure to restore the fairy tale to the big screen, without the slightest adaptation, without the slightest dramatic plot, everything developed according to our prediction, so there is no climax. I believe that the vast majority of male viewers who have seen this movie will have a boring expression on their faces, because we are too incomprehensible, the girls see Cinderella's dress transformed, the girls see Cinderella put on The beloved crystal slipper, the girls saw the prince touch the feet of all the women in the city for Cinderella, this kind of ecstatic orgasm, maybe only a glimpse from the voice of the girls in the back row of me screaming.

However, will Cinderella become the true love of Sicong? The answer is clearly not. Fifty Shades of Cinderella cut their feet to fit their feet one by one, and did not hesitate to use the smell of their feet to fascinate the close guards. Satisfy the appetite of Sicong. The beautiful visual effects, art and costumes can't save a classic outdated. Cinderella's kindness and bravery have long escaped the current era. The scheming bitch and green tea bitch are the positive energy of the era, and the prince naturally wants to choose a concubine. , Xiu Nv naturally wants to enter the palace, Robb Stark's willing love was proven to fail in the bloody wedding of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Game of Thrones), so the full screen of posters is only for Advocating that Swarovski becomes a princess' crystal slipper in one second, and kindness and bravery have long been called too far.

Cate Blanchett continues her legacy as a lonely upstart in 'Blue Jasmine,' another vain dame who came all the way to the Oscars, with her Cinderella stepmother in the show Three points, "Do you think you are the queen?", "No, I am your fairy queen", possessed by the Lord of the Rings.

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Extended Reading
  • Vern 2022-03-22 09:01:43

    As a fairy tale that everyone is very familiar with, the live-action version did not play any tricks, but filmed something that restored the original work. The production is still very good, especially the realism of the scene and the exaggeration of the costumes intentionally form a strong contrast, the pumpkin carriage, the crystal shoes, the trial shoes at the end and other bridges are also well presented. It should still satisfy the hearts of many girls. While my focus is on Cate Blanchett, rant

  • Annetta 2022-03-23 09:01:49

    In addition to the actresses fighting their chests this year, the male actors have developed to the point where they rely on the lower body to steal the camera... The first half is the revised original book, and the second half is the live-action version of Disney's animated version. Is it really good that the stepmother of the cast is the female number one?←_←After watching it, the girl's heart is burningʅ(‾◡◝)ʃ

Cinderella quotes

  • [from TV spot]

    Lady Tremaine: What on earth have you been doing?

    Cinderella: Dreaming, that's all.

    Lady Tremaine: Well, then wake up!

  • Drizella: [from trailer] Cinder Wench!

    Anastasia: Dirty Ella!

    [chuckles briefly]

    Drizella: *Cinder*-Ella!