Stealing money is robbing money, don't put money on your face

Alexis 2022-03-07 08:01:50

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After watching "Extremely Fast", I was a little too excited, so I wrote some angry words on the Internet, such as "stepping on the accelerator can blow your big IP into scum." Someone asked, who is it? I think, definitely can't take a rotten banana like "From the Sky".

So now it's "Looking for the Dragon". In the circle of friends, "Looking for the Dragon" is known as a luxury blockbuster in the Chinese film industry that has not been encountered in ten years to one hundred and ten years. Each manufacturing department has reached the highest standard configuration, which is a grand event phenomenon of super-level performance. The favorable rate is over 90%, approaching 100%. Especially compared with Mr. Lu Chuan's "Nine-Story Demon Pagoda", that is more than enough to step on it ten times. Everyone knows that Mr. Lu Chuan is annoying, but there is really no need to drag others out and whip the corpse after almost three months. The peers do not mention each other, and the victory is not martial. All of them were blushing from the blows, and they really took themselves as red horns. Really, it should be compared with "From Heaven", because the biggest piece of "Long-hunting Art" is also descended from the sky. For bad movies, there is a way to relieve anger, that is, to spoil it thoroughly, lest it go to harm everyone. But in view of the fact that there are too many bad films in China, the spoilers are not finished, and it is too harmful. What's more, the story told in "Looking for the Dragon" is utterly boring, with false emotional explosions, and the comedy is bluntly filled with water, and there is no spoiler at all. In the past, I briefly summed up the characteristics of Wu Ershan's films, that is, "broken, flowered, floating". The story is messy, the camera is fancy, and the characters are blind. For example, the fake "Painted Skin 2", the special effects are unknown, and the emotions are inexplicable. The same life-long stubborn disease occurred again in "Long-hunting Art".

This tomb robbery story is about a woman who wants to move a man back, a man who wants to tie another man back, and another man who doesn't know what he wants to do. There is also a group of strange clothes, like the cosplay crappy players in the 1980s, the members of the international cult whose brains were burned or kicked by donkeys. In short, the director was imagining a story that could not have happened in China at all. It was impossible in 1969, and even more impossible in 1989. From the beginning to the end, they didn't even want to believe this, so they pulled it together and put it together. Liu Xiaoqing's chaos into Wu Zetian, Yan Zhuoling's chaos into Lishan Qianming, and Jin Xiaowei's chaos into Chinese partners, which led to the brain surgery traces fabricated and fabricated in "Looking for the Dragon" are particularly obvious. Feng Shui Mr. Chen Kun, he seems to be the only tomb robber doing things. There seems to be only one trick, which is to read gossip, read gossip, and read gossip. Shu Qi, who is dressed like Angelina Jolie in "Tomb Raider", can't restrain her coquettish Taiwanese girl nature. It can be seen that Huang Bo really wants to amuse the audience. However, the harder he appeared to work, the more embarrassing "Long Searching" became. The most unbearable thing is Xia Yu, winking and looking like a poor mouth. I can't wait to tell everyone, my lord, I'm doing my best to perform. Boldly made up for the inner anger of the villain in the film: Damn, the sun is shining, and I will beat you into a dark life.

No matter the protagonist or the supporting role, the protagonist or the villain, the character setting and emotional motivation of "Long Searching" are extremely wrong, and even the lines they say are generally boring to the level of "please don't say it". From the breakthrough, the adventure to the final battle, "Long-hunting Art" completely stays in the show-off display of the scene, and relies on Chen Kun's mouth to resolve it. The "tactic" of daring to find the dragon turned out to be the formula of reciting the compass - overestimating the level of the Jin Xiaowei, and underestimating the IQ of the mainstream audience. You can't shoot big scenes well, and you can't create thrilling suspense. The rest is nothing more than selling rot, and the corpse inside is still a big vase. Make some jokes then - wait, let's gossip. Similar to "Nine-Story Demon Pagoda", the innuendo of this movie has also been passed down with great skill. It seems that as long as there is anything related to corpses and coffins, everyone thinks of the mummy of the great leader of communism. After I agreed to see the Japanese devils tearing the Red Guards by hand, especially the female Red Guards being held up high by the bad-faced devils like the Six Immortals of Taogu, I almost exclaimed: Wuershan, your hand tearing skills are very good. However, the movie didn't dare to continue, and it started a series of explosions in the film industry, and the first-line actors cried with melancholy. Don't go back to China, don't rob tombs, don't go to memories. Don't need this, don't need that. In the end, "Looking for the Dragon" tells us that it's all an illusion... And then you tell us about the inversion of the chairman's head badge, and they all say that it's all a fucking illusion. I really don't know how to read it. hairy. In a word, "Looking for the Dragon" is known as the production benchmark for special effects blockbusters, and the industrial level is the best. I think there are several points that reflect the level of the film industry: First, the big gear at the beginning, and the three major companies rush to grab money. The second is art and special effects, it is indeed obvious to spend money. The third is the super-long end credits, comparable to Hollywood. Other places that can demonstrate the level of China's film industry, please tell me where, I decided to swallow the word "work" on the spot.

Q: Since your words are so vicious, why do you still give "Long Searching Art" two stars. A: You never expected this extra star. [Exclusive feed from Shadow Cafe. Do not repost without notice. 】

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