Fragment 1
Grandma Raging Fire: Quickly tell you to come out with the first wife, if not me, I will count the eighteen generations of the ancestors of the stinking channel.
The proprietress: Grandma Agni, what are you doing?
Grandma Agni: Are you a girl who robs me of my customers, what are you planning?
The proprietress: There are people and customers, all of them have a heart, and they all scramble for each other.
Grandma Agni: No, I want you to lose money, and pour tea and admit your mistake. If it doesn't matter, I will burn your book.
Boss lady: So you are talking to each other?
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The proprietress: I don't have a shit hole for raw boys, Lao Dou sells a shit hole, I'm a rotten shit hole myself, and I like to eat chicken shit holes. Big shit cave, you have no business and are making trouble with me?
Grandma Agni: I stink you.
Boss lady: I won't let you count, I will reveal myself. I died at the age of three, I died at the age of four, I died at the age of five, six, seven or eight, I was hooked at the age of ten, and I was hooked at the age of eleven.
Granny Fire: Ah! You damn old bastard.
Boss lady: You are brave enough to hook a guy out to me.
Grandma Agni: I will kill you.
Boss lady: If you dare to shake it, I will dare to enjoy it.
Agni Grandma: I...
Boss's Wife: I... You are a dead head, what baa? Is it a "wake up"?
Grandma Agni: It's ... the word awake.
Boss lady: Ugly, I don't even know the ugly word. You are seven and eight, and you are in your forties. Are you ugly or ugly? Your belly is too big, and you have no help. You have been a man for decades, what achievements have you made?
Grandma Agni: I trained four golden flowers, the famous Jingshi, and the hegemon of chickens.
Boss lady: Hey! But they have already switched jobs to let me live, so what do they have to say to you? You are old, you have no money, you are walking like chickens, and you are useless if you die. You are not a good person, you are not a ghost, you are not sure when you are reincarnated, and you will be a pineapple nail in the next life.
Four Golden Flowers: Do you understand?
The proprietress: After eating, let people eat! Fuck me? pull.
Fragment 2
Bao Longxing: What are you doing?
Ruyan: You can't ask me, do you feel it? Close your eyes and snort.
Bao Longxing: Are you squinting again? Did you fight enough last time Zhongfan?
Ruyan: I won't fight you, I just want to scare someone by myself.
Bao Longxing: It's not so good to lean over.
Ruyan: I am empty, I am lonely, I am frozen.
Bao Longxing: Isn't it a big wok to scare you?
Ruyan: I don't have a single one to talk to about the stinky man who lives in the class every day.
Bao Longxing: I am a stinky man.
Ruyan: You don't smell bad.
Bao Longxing: Eat.
Ruyan: Hold me.
Bao Longxing: Do you use it?
Ruyan: I won't fight you, I just want a man I don't hate so much, just to warm me up.
Bao Longxing: It's true.
Ruyan: Mi as a good deed.
Bao Longxing: The only way is to eat. Aw, send a letter to the city and explain it.
Boss lady: Servant Street, do you want to hook up with my daughter?
Bao Longxing: Do you want to have sex?
Boss lady: I don't have sex with you, you eat my money, live with me, take my money, sleep with me, and hook up with my daughter, are you a mistress?
Bao Longxing: According to Qu's words, being a chicken is boring and not addictive, so I comfort him at home. You are a chicken, and you are an old chicken Tim. Have you ever felt empty, lonely, or frozen?
Mistress: Yes. What is it about you?
Bao Longxing: It's none of my business? When I do chicken douche, I always want to be good at chicken. If he has no scheming, he will ignore the customer, and the customer will be shy. If he is not good, he will insist on it. If he insists on it, I will go to the street. You are brave enough to talk. Is it my business?
Boss lady: Are you refuting my mouth? Two years due to living.
Bao Longxing: I will be with you for the last two years.
The proprietress: There is no shit hole because I live in a raw boy.
Bao Longxing: You are born with no shit hole.
Boss lady: How bad can I see you?
Bao Longxing: Evil until you die.
The proprietress: I...
Bao Longxing: You don't wear makeup, it's better to be a ghost than a human.
The proprietress: You...
Bao Longxing: I am so anxious that you get cramps, and being a ghost scared you to lose your soul.
Fragment
Three Guarantees Longxing: Before calling you, you will come out. One is guilty of being a thief, the other is shit, you say, are you a mi?
Fang Tangjing: I went in with the neighbors to watch the lively fights, but there were very few companies, and most of them were buried.
Bao Longxing: Don't talk about so much, the enterprise will return to bury...within the yellow line, within the yellow line, the enterprise...
Fang Tangjing: Come on, blow and scare? bite me? Die, go back out. Alas, to go back again. bite me? Pop and pop in, hit me, stupid? !
Bao Longxing, Youwei: Okay.
Bao Longxing: The two couples listened to the fight, and they told me to fight first.
Youwei: Has these hobbies, even a big boy has never heard of it.
Fragment Four
Packs of Dragon Star: Mi live. Your words are too much, I am not allowed to be too much.
Eunuch Li: What are you talking about? snort! What a big official acridine, Mr. Bao. If you serve as an official for two more years, I am afraid that even Lafayette will not take it seriously.
Bao Longxing: Of course, I won't put it in my eyes. Lafayette respects it when he puts it in his heart. It's like you are talking about it all day long, when it comes to low sun acridine! What do you care about you?
Eunuch Li: You...
Bao Longxing: Your mother has worked so hard to raise you up. You go to be a eunuch because you are not filial; if you don't respect Lafayette, it is because of disloyalty; What are you doing?
Eunuch Li: You are so bold, you dare to make trouble with me?
Bao Longxing: I am dignified to patrol the case in the eight prefectures, and I am the biggest in the court. Hello, you are a mere five-rank official in charge of the internal affairs. It is important to sit in on the sidelines. I am looking forward to it. Are you brave enough to sit? I'm not bothering you, why bother?
Eunuch Li: Well, when I declare the emperor, I will copy you...
Bao Longxing: I will copy you, Lao Dou, if you can do it, the court will count you, the people, the gates, and the dogs.
All the dog officials: Mr. Bao...
Bao Longxing: Don't ask for help, I'll take care of it.
Eunuch Li: I won't argue with you, let's try the case quickly.
Bao Longxing: Okay. Shit cave ghost.
Eunuch Li: Are you making trouble?
Bao Longxing: Ying Mi is making a fuss.
Eunuch Li: Ah! You little bastard, I ignore you.
Bao Longxing: Yin and Yang Thief.
Father-in-law Li: I'll beat your lungs! I'll stuff your stomach! I smack you until you are blooming and rich!
Bao Longxing: Yin-Yang Shit Cave Ghost.
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Bao Longxing: You acridine, lemon head, bat mouse eyes, scale hook nose, splayed eyebrows, sunflower ears, chindole mouth, old ginger teeth, wick neck, mandarin duck arms, long and short hands, high and short feet, Chicken breast, dog belly, rice bucket waist. I'm with you, I'm dead.
Eunuch Li: You...
Bao Longxing: When you take off your trousers at night, you have a pomelo print all over your body, so you can stick a stick.
Eunuch Li: I support you...
Shang Shu: Eunuch Li, don't you have acridine? Sit down first, sit down first, 嚟...
Eunuch Li: I will make you rich and rich.
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