Jiupin Sesame Official

Eino 2022-02-07 14:50:03

I, Lin Dafu, rented the stone house on Dashu Street to the eleven family of Huang Lao, my benefactor. If you fail to repay your kindness, you can do so in case you don't pay the rent. The annual rent of Mr. Huang is 20 to 30 silver, and it is absolutely impossible to sublease it to others. On this basis, my children and grandchildren shall not violate it. I, Lin Dafu, rented the stone house on Dashu Street to the eleven family of Huang Lao, my benefactor. If you fail to repay the debt, you can get it back in case you don't pay the rent. Mr. Huang rents 200,000 to 300,000 silver per year, and he cannot sublease to others. On this basis, my children and grandchildren shall not violate it. Even Bao Longxing can be an official, what else can't happen? Sometimes I feel a little nauseous when I look at you for a long time. As a human being, it is better to keep a little bit while being honest. Without a corrupt official like you, we profiteers would not have a good life. This official is the number one arrester in the world, the number one master among the six gates of the capital, nicknamed "Leopard Head" - Lei Bao! His ability to wrong people is as good as yours! "Since everyone is from the same sect, let's just divide how much we scrape into two. At most, I will take the large portion, and you will take the small portion." "I want all of them!" "Is the Admiral of the Navy big?" "Older than you. Around level 20!" You beast! Come on, hit me with 12,738 big boards! Chang Wei, Master Chang is the son of the Admiral of the Navy, and Lord Chang, the Admiral of the Navy, is the righteous brother of Eunuch Li. I have now become an official who sees money as dung as clear as water and as bright as a mirror. Come, lean on the pillar and be a "pillar (office) man"! On behalf of the Chang family, I sued Mrs. Qi Qin for failing to seduce Mr. Chang Wei; the second sued the county magistrate Bao Longxing for corruption and wrongful justice, and the third sued Mrs. Qi Qin for poisoning her husband and family! Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they are even better than countless people in the world. If the two loves are for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening? My lord, my family has been an official for three generations, and I know very well that the officialdom relies on the word wronged, but this time you have been wronged too much! Feel free to add any crime you want to me. In fact, I also really want to go down to my husband as soon as possible to get raped by corrupt officials, and even more innocent officials. Otherwise, how can I deal with those bad people? This precious sword of Shangfang slays the stunned ruler from the top and slanderers from the bottom. "May I ask the girl's name?" "Wu Haoti (don't mention it)." "Then who are you?..." "Wu Guangde (can't tell)." "Where can you go?" Where are you floating? "You go to the capital to report to the imperial court, be careful in everything, and think of me all the time. " "You're doing art everywhere, remember to wear more clothes, and think of me day and night, you know?" "..."Don't pick up girls! ... It turned out to be "the night of the dark moon and the wind." "I can't wait to use the heads of his father and son to wipe the shit!" "Let me wipe it after you wipe it." "You wipe it. Give it back to me when I'm done, I'll wipe it again! "Want to sue me? Even if the emperor and father come, I can't help me! How can anyone come to a brothel to eat only? Dad, my father died at the age of four, and my father died at the age of five, six, seven, and eight. I seduced a man at the age of ten, seduced a man at the age of eleven, and your man was also seduced by me! You have the courage to bring out a man, I You have the courage to hook him up! If you dare to catch me, I will dare to enjoy it! None of those stinky men can talk to each other. " "I am also a stinky man." "You're not very stinky yet." "I just want a man who is not very annoying to give me a little warmth. You eat me, live with me, pull me, sleep with me, and soak my girl, are you still human? You are more beautiful without makeup than with makeup. "It's better to be a ghost than a human. I am so popular that you are dizzy, and being a ghost will scare away your soul. I will call you prostitutes today... No, you must not say anything about the patrols. Bao Longxing, I will ban you. In order to inspect the case of the Eight Palaces, together with Lord Admiral and Lord Shangshu, the three divisions will try the Qi family's massacre! "Your Majesty, how many officials are the inspectors of the Eight Palaces? " "One product!" "Today's rule is not to speak foul language, not to talk about other people's parents, not to talk about sexual organs. " "I'm a patrol of the Eight Houses, you have to give me some privileges." " " I am also very embarrassed , at most let you mention ' old mother ' . " "Just mention your mother!" " (down...) Today, as a patrol of the Eight Houses, I will retry the case. Before I tell you, you come out and ask me to scold you. Are you being cheap? Are you? You said yourself, are you being cheap?" If you don't pass on you, stand up. Either you are guilty of a thief, or you have shit on your body. "Everyone heard it, he told me to fight, and I did it. ""A hobby like him, I have never had this in my life. It is the yellow jacket given to you by Lafayette. If you put it on, no one can beat you except the emperor. Lord Shang Shu is really clever, you can fall wherever the wind blows. I really admire him. Lafayette should be respected in the heart, talking about it all day like you will only degrade her identity. Your mother has worked hard to raise you, but you go to be a eunuch, you are not filial. If you don't respect Lafayette, you are disloyal. What are you doing here, you unfaithful dead shemale? As an inspector of the Eight Palaces, I am the biggest in this court. You are a mere five-rank official, the internal affairs chief, who came to listen. I'm standing here, you dare to sit, I don't scold you

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  • Eliza 2022-03-16 09:01:08

    Look once and laugh once, very classic. One of Zhou's favorite comedies, with twists and turns, full of laughter. And here, whether it is Zhang Min or Cai Shaofen, they are so beautiful and delicious.

  • Deondre 2022-03-19 09:01:09

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