Although the special effects are full marks, the values ​​of the white left mother bitch are really unbearable

Jamel 2022-03-24 09:01:47

Uncle Lu is a director who makes everyone feel very close.

The blue sea and blue sky have fascinated countless literary and artistic young people. Leon is one of the best science fiction films in the 1990s. Although the reputation of the City of a Thousand Stars has hit the streets this year, I still have to go to the cinema to join us. It’s not bad to watch the special effects. How bad can it be? And the sci-fi movies made by Europeans always look more interesting than the sci-fi movies in the Hollywood assembly line.

1. The bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes say the plot is too loose and pertinent

Sure enough, as expected, the story of the movie is very scattered, the viewing process is a bit off-line, and there are several urine spots. It may be because there are too many elements in the comics, and Uncle Lu wants to show it, which is understandable.

For example, after the male protagonist Sky Jet collided with the plane, the female protagonist went to the sea monster to catch jellyfish to find the male protagonist's position. This kind of joke is beautiful when taken out alone, but it is off-line with the main line of the plot.

The female protagonist was caught making Chinese food, and the male protagonist went to the space dance bar to find a bubble who could transform to save the female protagonist. I don't know what the guy is doing anymore.

2. Full marks for special effects

The processing of different spatial dimensions in the previous big market is very interesting, and there are also technical depths that ordinary sci-fi movies do not have, which looks interesting.

The chase scene of the Hexagonal Monsters looks a little humorous

The special effects dance of Halena in the middle section is very eye-catching, I think of Michael Jackson-Black or White's face changes, good-looking

Various space chases are better than Star Wars

The city of a thousand stars is very well designed, gorgeous

3. I can't watch the white left value

However, the story is really boring, everyone can see that Clive Owen's commander is a villain conspirator without "morality"

The issue is:

This is a war. Humans have lost 500,000. Can't they release a nuclear weapon? There is no way to destroy the planet of Pearl Man.

Shouldn't the U.S. military not throw atomic bombs and land on Okinawa before hitting the Japanese mainland?

The male and female protagonists are not happy anymore. The commander must be arrested. Is it normal for individuals to release nuclear bombs according to the commander's way? Where did the screenwriter from the Mother of God come up with this ending, my brother is a human being on earth, I really can't stand the behavior of the Mother of God of the hero and heroine. You two young lovers did not show mercy when they killed aliens? I really can't stand it anymore, I almost broke the record of leaving the scene for the first time watching a movie

To sum up, although the special effects are good-looking, I feel disgusted when I see the Madonnas of Zuobai, and I don't want to watch movies with incorrect values!

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Extended Reading
  • Frederic 2022-01-28 08:03:54

    Luc Besson is here for the premiere of the Thousands of People at the Sun Yat-sen Memorial Hall in Guangzhou! The opening "Space Oddity" shocked me. The magnificent and bright picture is pleasing to the eye. Cara Delevigne with long straight hair and attractive figure is cool and sexy! The performance is remarkable! The daily drag show is so amazing. Look at me! It's a magical girl! Hanhan exudes the lovely and youthful atmosphere of a high school boy. The Cannon King frowned tightly all the way, stiff and unattractive. I really want to raise a Transformed Beast. It's so cute. The Pearl Man is very beautiful.

  • Haylie 2022-04-24 07:01:06

    It doesn't feel as ugly as the trailer. The opening was so good, it made me cry. The feature film was so boring that I wanted to drop my glasses. The shame play of Rihanna and Ethan Hawke is nice.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets quotes

  • Sergeant Laureline: My Ivy League education taught me to steer clear from bad boys like you.

    Major Valerian: Yeah, well, you're not gonna find better than me on the market. Straight up. Take a good look. Handsome. Intelligent.

    Sergeant Laureline: Modest.

    Major Valerian: Brave.

    Sergeant Laureline: Suicidal.

    Major Valerian: Determined.

    Sergeant Laureline: Pig-headed.

    Major Valerian: Faithful.

    Sergeant Laureline: To yourself.

    Major Valerian: Yeah, and to you, you're my partner.

    Sergeant Laureline: Yeah, don't forget it.

    Major Valerian: Why don't you think with your heart and not with your head for me?

    Sergeant Laureline: I don't wanna be another name on your list of conquests, thank you very much.

    Major Valerian: What are you talking about? What list?

  • Sergeant Laureline: [tries freeing Valerian] I suppose since you asked for my hand, you should probably get yours back first.

    Major Valerian: Is that a yes?

    Sergeant Laureline: Don't move!