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Marlee 2022-03-09 08:01:25

Sorry for making me want to curse.

May I ask whether this "exploration team" is exploring the palace or the imperial tomb? If you want to say that this is the imperial mausoleum, it is not right. There are human experiment sites and spider petri dishes in the movie. So the sources and experiments of the emperor's elixir were all done in the imperial mausoleum? !

There is also a "history" in the middle of the palace being brought down by spiders. If you want to say that the spiders raised in the palace rioted and killed a bunch of people, who would have collected the corpses of the emperor? They were all bitten into a sieve, who was so powerful that he broke into the spider pile and pulled the emperor's body out and retreated all by himself? ! If the emperor escapes, the palace will be ruined by this foreign spider with outstanding combat effectiveness, and the descendants will use this spider to bury him after the emperor's death. How miserable? ! Isn't this sick? !

In your movie, it is clearly stated that the spider destroys the place where the emperor is, and the eight achievements are the palace, because the emperor cannot live in the tomb of the emperor, right? I don't understand why such spiders appear in the imperial mausoleum that is far away, unless the spiders like I mentioned above are raised in the imperial mausoleum and experimented in the imperial mausoleum (otherwise, there will be a human experiment site. ).

So now the question arises, how can the experiment done in the imperial tomb bring down the palace?

If this is the palace, then who built the palace in such a place where birds don't shit? How could the emperor's coffin appear in the palace?

Anyway, if you say this is the imperial mausoleum, then there should be no human experiment site in the imperial mausoleum, because spiders are raised in the palace, otherwise there should be no scene of the riot in the spider palace in the movie.

If you say this is the palace, then there should be no emperor's coffin. Because no matter how the emperor died in the end, no one would bury him in the palace.

The logic of the whole film is flawed. All kinds of injuries. And the director, do you like scaring people? At every turn, the spider jumps on the audience's face. The most frightening thing in the whole play is here, and other places are mediocre and mediocre.

It can be heard that Li Bingbing is working hard in English.

I don't want to say anything else, it's too ugly.

People with intensive phobia should not go to see it, and those who are afraid of spiders should not go to see it. Oh no, it should be said, don't look at anything else.

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Extended Reading
  • Kale 2022-03-19 09:01:10

    45/100 B-level entertainment films without any pursuit of nutrition and artistic originality, content with crudely copying the classic elements of "Tomb Raider", "The Mummy", "Raiders of the Lost Ark", and "Alien", the Chinese-foreign cooperative film Another failed attempt. In this day and age, if the villains are just a bunch of spiders, I think the audience should have the right to ask for a refund.

  • Michele 2022-03-16 09:01:09

    #two and a half stars# Adventure, team formation, family affection, profiteers, such old-fashioned plots that can be imagined by toes are still applicable to this movie. The spider special effects are good, and the bluffing and embarrassing family memories are bad reviews.

7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Gary: [eating a cake] You don't know what your missing

    Milly Piper: [disgusted] Type two diabetes?

  • Jia: [in Chinese]

    [snottily]

    Jia: Neanderthal

    Jack Ridley: [in Chinese]

    [bluntly]

    Jack Ridley: Spoiled Princess