Even if Bingbing's English is quack, he can't prevent being deceived by foreigners.

Chase 2022-03-09 08:01:25

I still remember in the news that Tang Wei suffered a telecommunication fraud, and the friends including Kou Gongzi were shocked. Tang Wei, with her excellent foreign language skills, has always shown herself as a goddess of wisdom, but she has fallen into a telecom fraud that exposes her shortcomings in IQ. This is impossible! This is impossible! This is impossible!

But even if the young master shouted three times, the truth is the truth after all, the goddess is not omnipotent, and she will encounter very embarrassing and embarrassing things. For example, the smarter and more international one in our mainland "Glory Shuangbing", the inferior standard of the new film has greatly lowered her image. In recent years, Li Bingbing, who has been very cautious in film selection, actually took a fancy to such a bad project as "Mystery Nest". This is impossible! This is impossible! This is impossible!

After winning the Golden Horse Award with "The Wind", Li Bingbing focused his career on internationalization. The good news is that with hard study, Li Bingbing has become one of the few mainland actresses who can meet the English standard. Another Bingbing misses the opportunity to appear in Hollywood movies many times because of her poor English. Because Li Bingbing is good enough in English, he broke through the limitation of the special paragraph in China, and played the role of King Ada in "Resident Evil 5".

Knowing this background, Mr. Kou will analyze this terrible "Mystery Nest" for everyone.

Li Bingbing wants to take the international route, so "Mystery Nest" must be a "foreign film"! Although the funding for the film came from China, the film was handed over to foreign teams with sincerity. It's a pity that there are technically advanced teams in foreign countries, and naturally there are also big fudges. The Crooked Team of "Mystery Nest" obviously believed the sentence: "(Chinese) people are stupid, they have a lot of money, come quickly!"

The story of Mystery Nest is too old-fashioned. Even if you are not a fan of this kind of adventure, you have seen at least four or five. Senior movie fans like Kou Gongzi, at least have seen 50 movies! I really doubt that the script for this film was written using that kind of bridge-copying software. A blockbuster with a target of 100 million yuan box office, the story pattern is so small that it is a joke!

The consequence of a small story pattern is that the director realizes that the length of time is not enough after the filming. The average movie is a first-cut version that lasts two or three hours, and then shortened version by version. According to what Mr. Kou heard, the first cut version of "Mystery Nest" may only be around 80 minutes. What is even more frightening is that the director did not shoot enough material to expand the duration. What should I do? So the crooked fruit guy added repeated flashbacks one after another. Are there too many flashbacks to the protagonist’s childhood in the film that bore you to death?

We all know that computer technology is changing rapidly, and the special effects of movies are also changing rapidly. The special effects of "Mystery Nest" may be worth one piece in the year of shooting, but if it is delayed for a few years to show today, it has already depreciated to forty cents! There are a lot of special effects shots in the film, but there are no more than two types: one is an outdoor sandstorm and thunderstorm, and the other is an indoor spider. The former is just the superposition of two special effects, and the latter is just a copy-paste of modeling. There is nothing to show off in terms of technical content.

Also speaking Chinese, when southerners arrive in Xuexiang, they will be listed as lambs that must be slaughtered because of their accent. Even if Li Bingbing has honed her English lines to the top, she still cannot change the mainland film industry being looked down upon by foreign counterparts. "Mystery Nest" is a bluff on the spot, because you can't handle it yourself, and you are not willing to pay other people's money.

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