PUSSY!

Mckenzie 2022-03-25 09:01:05

Many people dare not say that this movie is so bad that Venom himself would describe this movie like this: PUSSY!

At the beginning, it was boring and long for dozens of minutes to talk about the villain's harm, the protagonist Lu She, not new and unsightly, even if Eddie took off his clothes several times, it would not be so boring. The wasted time can only be squeezed from the plot behind, causing the love words of the venom to be like a PUA scumbag. He doesn’t care about it. If you haven’t gotten it in, I like you to protect the earth for you. Are you an anti-superhero, silly white Sweet is not so stupid.

The director may think that the audience is stupid, just want to make a movie that stupid X can understand, Isaac knows that he is going to sacrifice as soon as the name comes out, and leave a little blank. Isn’t the aesthetics bad? You have to let villains and animals Zhao Zhongxiang in the world was as patient and popularized science about who Isaac was, why he sacrificed, and why did I want to. . . It can be said that from the beginning, I felt that this villain was low.

Why is there no church for the first time! ! The first combination in the laboratory, it can be said that children’s movies would not be shot in this way. Scientists told Eddie not to touch anything. Eddie went in and smashed the glass as a thief. The magic is that the glass could be broken by manpower. Oh, the magical alien creatures are so powerful (thinking) that they can't even open the glass. At the end, I didn't think of the scientist who killed him. Is the reporter not a brainless chimpanzee? I save all the time saved here.

The kiss between Eddie and Venom felt that the director wanted to please this line, but it was really in a hurry. It was still based on an extremely brain-dead plot. The villain is going to the forest to kill Eddie, are you stupid? ! It’s the safest in the laboratory. Did you go to the forest for 10,000 accidents?

There are too many brain stumps. The rocket launch site is only a bridge away from the city. The alien creatures that can be killed by sound waves want to invade the earth. Does the protagonist’s IQ give you courage? Changing the host all the way is just to change When it comes to the villain, this line can take at least ten minutes together. It is a line outside the plot. When I see one host after another, I just want to roll my eyes. I want to listen to Eddie and Venom at this time. Can you chat more, from astronauts to Asian women to old women to children, textbook-level garbage plot design

In the last bite, I ate the little gangster who robbed the small shop. I felt that the director wanted to say, "Look, this is an anti-superhero. He is a man who can't die if he eats it." But the venom in front has always been able to perform. Controlled by Eddie, in the end I can only say that either Eddie is stupid or the director is stupid

The biggest feeling is that I don’t want to be distracted. There is no character that makes me feel distracted. They are all contradictory and strange behavior. After reading it, I feel very unhappy to be fooled!

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Extended Reading
  • Enid 2022-03-22 09:01:11

    In the past, the Marvel superheroes on the big screen were too handsome and handsome, grandiose, luminous, and upright, and their divinity was greater than humanity. In the past two years, they have become more and more humane, and their swords are slanted, weird, stupid, cheap, cute, and poisonous. Intergrowth is also a kind of imagination. This time "Venom" is not only a "human-like", it is also a monster with sharp teeth. Tang Laoshi and the monster with a big mouth are perfectly integrated, basically there is no contradiction, and it is quite fun. At the same time, we must be handsome and righteous, while we must be blamed for evil, and we must ensure that all ages are suitable, not to scare children and flowers and plants. Domestic creators can't imagine it. Hollywood can not only play the cult modeling into the mainstream. Aesthetics can also be grafted onto mainstream values, which is not just a problem of industry.

  • Lee 2021-10-20 19:00:22

    The beginning is almost the end of "Awakening of Alien Stars". From "Venom", you can see the characteristics of various parasitic movies before, from the "Devil's Flower" that alluded to McCarthyism in the 1950s to the "Infectious Disease Panic" in the 1970s. Creepy, then to the alien colonial expansion of "Alien Killer" in the 80s and "Men in Black" in the 90s, this type has now become very mature. In "Venom", the dog is used to escape danger and to find a suitable host again, which is also a variation of "Mutant Type 3" and "Alien Killer". In this film, the foreplay progresses slowly, and there is too much waste. Fortunately, the "confidant uncle" Venom is pretty cute.

Venom quotes

  • Eddie Brock: Hey, you know what... You know what night it is tonight, right?

    Anne Weying: Date night.

    Eddie Brock: Mmm-hmm. So, I will pick you up around, uh, 6:00. And please do not forget your helmet.

    Anne Weying: Oh, I'm glad that you like it, 'cause I plan on wearing it at our wedding.

    Eddie Brock: That's hot.

  • Anne Weying: Are you gonna behave yourself tomorrow?

    Eddie Brock: No. No, I'm gonna do my job. That's what I'm gonna do. I can't, you know, not do my job. The guy you work for is a complete...

    Anne Weying: I don't work for Drake. I work for my firm, and my firm works for him. And I'm sure that they defend many people that you don't deem worthy, but we don't want a repeat.

    Eddie Brock: A repeat?

    Anne Weying: Of the Daily Globe incident.

    Eddie Brock: Ow! Really? Incident?

    Anne Weying: Mmm-hmm.

    Eddie Brock: That's not an incident.

    Anne Weying: Baby, you were run out of New York.

    Eddie Brock: I was not. I did not.

    Anne Weying: I don't want you run out of San Francisco.

    Eddie Brock: No, I still have currency in New York. I was going places. I wasn't running. I was going places. In fact, I moved to San Francisco for you.

    Anne Weying: Me?

    Eddie Brock: You are my home.

    Anne Weying: You're not so bad yourself, champ.