3 classic dialogues + jokes

Luisa 2021-10-22 14:30:40

Giraffe fell in love with Gloria (Melman fell in love with Gloria)

Melman: Listen Moto Moto. You better treat this lady like a queen because you my friend, you found yourself the perfect women. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect women I would give her flowers everyday and not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids, white, and breakfast in bed... six loaves of wheat toast with butter on both sides, no crust. The way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend and I'd spend everyday trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most, most amazing laugh. Well that's what I would do if were you.

Melman (Giraffe): Listen to Motomoto, you have to treat this girl like a queen, because you have found the most perfect woman in the world. If I were as lucky as you, I would give her flowers every day, not just any wild flowers, understand? She likes white orchids the most. Breakfast has to be delivered to her bed, six slices of wheat toast, butter on both sides, and the crust removed. She likes to eat it this way. When she was crying, I would lend her a shoulder to lean on and become her best friend. Every day I think about how to make her laugh. She has the most charming smile in the world. Well, if I were you, I would do it.


Zebra is the lion's best friend

Alex: Marty! I know you're in there. Before I go, I got something I want to say. You've been a great friend. You've helped me so often to see the bright side of my problems that I never think of you having any. I wasn't there for you when you needed me. …… Just like back at the zoo. What kind of friend does that make me? A pretty lousy friend, I guess. I just want you to know that I... You're one in a million. Know what makes you special? These guys are white with black stripes. You're black with white stripes. You're a dreamer, Marty. Always have been. You have great taste in music and horrible taste in friends. Well, not Melman and Gloria, but me.

ALEX (protagonist): Marty! I know you are there. Before I leave, I must say something. You have always been a good friend. You always show me the bright side of the problem, and sometimes I forget that you will also have troubles. When you need me, I am not by your side. It's the same at the zoo. What kind of friend am I? It's really bad. I just want you to know that you are one of the best buddies in a million. Do you know what is special about you? Others are black bars on a white background, only you are white bars on a black background. You are a dreamer, Marty, a born dreamer. The music you listen to is very tasteful, but the friends you make are very tasteless. Well, I'm not talking about Marman and Goliath, I'm talking about myself.


The strongest old lady in history
(the old lady deserves to be the early Girl Scouts:) sturdy and courageous, she has a talent for speaking~ After saying the following paragraph, raise the torch and look like a Statue of Liberty == the one who cleaned up the lion in the end段也很赞)

Nana: Gather'round, children. We're New Yorkers, right? We survive the concrete jungle! When we need food, we hunt for a decent hot dog stand. When we need shelter, we build skyscrapers. When we need water, we build a dam. We're New Yorkers, for crying out loud! If we can make it there, we can make it anywhere!

Granny: The children are all around. We are New Yorkers, aren't we? We can all survive in the reinforced concrete forest! When we were hungry and needed food, we went hunting for hot dog stalls; when it was cold and it rained and needed shelter, we built skyscrapers. When we are thirsty and need water, we surround a dam. We are dignified New Yorkers! We can all survive there, where can we not survive? !

Some jokes~

---Penguin Party

Air Penguin
- I have good news and bad news
I've got good news and bad news .
The good news is that we soon landed
The good news is, we will be landing immediately.
The bad news
The bad news is ...
We
are crush landing! -So

that other passengers are not terrified by your scared expressions (when the plane is landing instantly)
to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers. -When

you want to travel by air, we know you don’t No choice
When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever. But thanks again for choosing air penguin
(== :D)
But thanks again for choosing air penguin.

Penguin party is always the most laughable. When the plane finally crashed and only the empty shell of the fuselage was left, I thought of the jeep that fell apart in the escaped rabbit:)

---The Monkey King spoke Indian English accent and

every time he heard the English of the lemur, he was very kind: P!

- -Well-developed limbs and simple mind. Moto Moto

fell in love with the muscle hippopotamus.

Moto Moto is a "very handsome and sexy" super macho in the hippo world. He has 6-pack abs

Spoofing his own LOGO (the classic logo of DreamWorks-the little moon boy was teased by the penguin army and fell off the moon, the comedy kicked off from then on.)

spoof "The Lion King" (the old lion king was usurped by his evil uncle, and the little lion I was exiled from a hometown when I was young.) The

spoof of " Little Chicken Run". The four penguins fight with tourists when they unscrupulously snatched their cars and belongings in the suburbs... Drilling logs for fire, hunting for food, building dams and blocking water... Both sides have used all methods to fight wits and courage. When the "cottage plane" created by the penguins made an emergency landing, the inspiration for the safety declaration was a copy of "Little Chicken Run".

The line resources are obtained from the Hujiang Media website:)

ps::The song "I Like To Move It" in the film seems to have AIESEC DANCE!

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Extended Reading
  • Sandrine 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    We got into the theater 40 minutes late because of a wicker

  • Ericka 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Is it inevitable to crossover with "The Lion King" when we arrive in Africa... But this time Simba has a fancy for a zebra? (Oh, let's get together, the two of you)

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa quotes

  • Julien: I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work. The science was so solid.

  • Makunga: Who could possibly take Zuba's place? Someone? Anyone? No one?

    [a lion stands up]

    Makunga: You, sir!

    [Swings scepter towards lion, "accidentally" knocking him out]

    Makunga: I guess, awkward as it is, I could carry this tremendous burden.