Dogskin plaster•Strong pill

Ima 2021-10-22 14:31:01



James Bang, who has been selling dog skin plasters for 40 years, finally made his debut this winter, but this time the shotgun was changed to a new look and sold Daliwan.


I have always felt that watching Americans brag about B is quite enjoyable. Watching Americans brag about B to 007, I have nothing to say except for the addictive and addictive. And watching the Americans blow 007's bully B to the level of "Dead on Another Day", after being amazed, I had to say something fiercely-this is really fucking endless.


Don’t get me wrong, you know my taste. I like it very tightly. It’s a pity that I don’t have the eloquence of the projectionist Wang (Sun Honglei, "Beautiful Feet"), so I can’t set the tone higher. Sanxian is very ashamed of the Qinqiang tune like "James Bond meditates in the ice palace, you can hear it clearly, General Zhao".


Just now accidentally comparing the 19 works before 007 to dog skin plasters, it is estimated that it will cause a certain degree of harm to the feelings of the majority of 007 fans. Actually, I don’t have the slightest bit of malice towards Mr. Bang, and occasionally I may still feel envy in my heart. I just want to use this unsuitable analogy to demonstrate that Dali Wan is more ignorant and less valuable than dog skin plasters. The practical value is nothing, so please don’t be impulsive, please temporarily put down the tomatoes, rotten eggs, stones and other items in your hands. Of course, it’s okay to throw a coin, watch, lighter, etc. I think I will definitely be as strong as Luis Figo. right. But there is a superfluous suggestion: the best throw weight of the coin should be more than 1 yuan face value, the watch should be active as the minimum standard line, in addition, disposable lighters are not required.


Pulling away, continue to study the drug problem. As we all know, the biggest use of dog skin plaster is wherever it hurts, and so is 007. In any previous 007 movie, our Mr. Iron Man Bang will always appear where he is most needed. After appearing, he will be trapped N times, then N times out of trouble, and then N times to save the world, and take advantage of work ( You can also understand it as using power for personal gain.) Have sex with N×2 beauties. Of course, the proportions of these beauties who have the same hatred or have different dreams with the same bed are also roughly the same. Then what? Then, apart from watching this dog skin plaster of “pull and tugging, pulling and kicking” (Liu Baorui), the only thing we can do is stretch it all over the world. With his neck staring, he continues to wait for him to save the world for the N+1th time.


So people who have good things can't help asking, since dog skin plasters in this world have been flooded, why do we still watch 007? Yeah, why bother to watch it?


Well, MGM will answer this question for you.


MGM: Because we have to firmly carry the banner of 007 to the end, in this 20th 007, we let the dog skin plaster call the curtain calmly, and the big pill made its debut. right! Change your posture and do it again.


Therefore, this Dali pill is destined to be no different from previous dog skin plasters in terms of content. As usual, it can cure all diseases and cure all diseases. However, in terms of form, it has gone a step further. It should be noted that the biggest difference between Dali pills and dog skin plasters is that Dali pills are insignificant things, while dog skin plasters are just the opposite. The powerful pills in the hands of the doctors in the rivers and lakes can not only cure the disease, but also strengthen the body without the disease. Such a cow B is incomparable to dog skin plasters, and such superficiality and no connotation are unreasonable and dog skin plasters are hard to beat. Specific to the film, compared to the previous 007 series, the scene is more popular, the plot is more direct, and the characters are of course paler. In other words, since the 007 series is only adhering to the same theme of saving the world, then in this new round of offensive and defensive transformation, we might as well cut off the minor details and let us go directly to the theme. What is the signboard of 007? What caught your eye? It's nothing more than fighting and chasing the beauty of Xiangche. Well, we only choose the shots you like, stimulate stimulation and then stimulate, let you HIGH at a time. As a result, this 007, the most expensive and the largest in the history of 007, but the appearance and lack of substance, came out hotly in the eyes of many concerns.


I want to explain here, so as not to be anxious with me who likes to verbalize. What I said is not substantive, of course it is relatively speaking, and it can be proved by a too small example. For example, in this film, the appearance of the Bang girl, after a beautiful and enchanting beach three-point tribute show by Hai Rui Byrne, the next shot is to roll onto the bed with Mr. Bang. There is no bedding at all. Those warm-up flirting and even flirting All the procedures for flirting with four eyes are skipped, and there is no reason for it. Can't help but salivate with emotion at Mr. Bang's bullish peach blossom luck. The rhythm is fast, and there is also a huge slowness in partial life, but this slowness makes you unbearably slow. For example, the editor and director of the crime of letting 007 suffer for 14 months in the Korean people’s room, except for being tortured by Zhou Yunfa’s father, Zeng Jiang, was basically ignored. I was puzzled. What did Ms. M do after such a long time, and what did the British Intelligence Office do? Of course, this does not rule out the reason why the Korean People’s Army’s strategic defense system is maturing. I just wondered, in the next episode of 007, who knows how long our Bang Iron Man will suffer?


There is no ups and downs and turbulence in the storyline, but in 120 minutes, Mr. Bang still tells you to confuse your tongue. This is the eternal charm of 007. Regarding the feasibility analysis of the invisible car, because Einstein and his old man are already immortal, I won't talk to you here. Let us feel the breathtaking beauty of Aston Martin and Jaguar. Does it make your heart beat faster and salivate? And their chasing each other on the ice field and in the ice palace is even more visually enjoyable. Congratulations to MGM, because this film has basically reached the point where it can be won without a plot. Hershey MGM has brought us this purely "entertainment" film. It is so pure that there is no room for imagination. It is so pure that Rosamond Parker is definitely a vase-like passer-by. It is pure surprise in suddenness. Seeing Sister Na's unwrapped skirts flashed past her eyes, she was so pure that she would never be muddled, and she was so pure that she would not care about self-pity, or look forward to a thousand years.


Brother Hong Xiu compares "Death on Another Day" to a table full of Chinese people. I think this description is too low for our national quintessence? In my opinion, the 20th 007 is by no means the Man Han Banquet, but rather a greasy vigorous pill in the Roasted Pigeon in the Roasted Lamb in the Roasted Camel on the Man Han Banquet, although I also pretended to be noble, and I found it was just a blob of bland gluten after eating it. It may satisfy you psychologically a lot, but it will never make you taste the real delicious aftertaste for a long time. Yes, the effect of this flashy ball is nothing more than that.


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  • Adela 2021-10-22 14:40:22

    The pirated VCD I saw back then. One of five people selected according to personal preference: Sean Connery's "Thunder Valley"; George Lazenbe's "Queen's Envoy" (although he is only this one); Roger Moore's "Space City"; mention Moses Dalton "Life at Dawn"; Pierce Brosnan "Dark Sun Crisis."

  • Jennyfer 2021-10-22 14:40:21

    007-20, I really like this black bond girl.

Die Another Day quotes

  • Miranda Frost: I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not going to work with me.

    James Bond: No?

    Miranda Frost: No.

    [Bond kisses Miss Frost again]

    James Bond: You're getting good at this.

    Miranda Frost: Oh, stop it. Are we still being watched?

    James Bond: No, they left ages ago.

    Miranda Frost: Oh God, you're impossible! Come on, let's get out of here.

  • James Bond: Saved by the bell.