Far worse than her brother.

Johnny 2021-11-25 08:01:27

First criticize the Chinese version of the movie title. The original name in English is "Ocean's 8", and you can see that it is inherited from "Ocean's 11", with roots and vines. Chinese came up with a "beautiful trick". Anyway, this movie won't be released in the Celestial Empire. What's the point of taking such an eye-catching Chinese name?

The three words "beauty" are narrowly understood as women's use of beauty on men to achieve their goals. In a broad sense, it means that a (group) beauty uses her brain to come up with a clever trick. But the problem is that in the movie, no matter in the narrow sense and broad sense, you can't see "beauty tricks". Let me talk about it in a narrow sense. This movie is said to promote feminism, so there must be no content like women using beauty and labeling women. Among the women inside, one counted as one, they were all tightly wrapped, and even Anne Hathaway's actress was positioned and dressed extremely conservatively. The men inside are all similar to Liu Xiahui, and they don't even have lines to praise women. The only line that praises women is from the designer played by Helena. In short, there is basically no interaction between men and women in this movie. All the key points that promote the plot have nothing to do with the "beauty". Therefore, the narrow sense of beauty is not good enough. What a waste of celebrity faces and great figures.

As for the beauty scheme in a broad sense, it is simply a joke, which is the meaning of the title: The story of this sister group stealing necklaces is far, far behind her brother's gang. Most of the people my brother looked for were from the underworld, and they all had criminal records. I have worked together before, knowing the roots and knowing the bottom. Discuss illegal activities, everyone is not a layman, and it will not sell teammates. The division of labor is also a radish and a pit, so you can't find this person. But my sister's accomplices are different. There are several roles, and the motivation for participating in the crime is too weak, which makes people unconvincing. The least credible is the blackening of the female movie star-she is no better than others. The others are anonymous, and if something happens, they can go far away incognito. Or someone like Dabi comes from a crime house, and she has been in jail, and she's already broken --- she is a leading actress in Hollywood with a remuneration of tens of millions. In order to get 38 million, that is, the pay of 4 or 5 movies, she risked her ruin once it was verified to participate in the biggest jewelry theft in history. Did she eat too much? It’s not enough to just say "I have no friends. So I joined your theft gang". What's more, she took the biggest risk: the necklace was missing from her neck; she personally sent B to the host of the planted man. She is a white-skinned first-line actress. She seduced a woman who had only met for 3 weeks. An ordinary people. The male protagonist is not well-known, he is not terribly handsome, and he is not the richest man. It is hard to say whether he has sexually transmitted diseases or not. He is just a small boss. She went to seduce him, what did she picture? Is it necessary for her to be a boon? What about Chinese women? What about male acrobats? It's nothing to steal so many necklaces, and it's easy to sneak into the man's house and put a few diamonds. However, the female movie star finally went, and after successfully handcuffing the other party, she planted all kinds of embezzlement in her house. As soon as she left with her front foot, the police took part of the stolen goods from the host's house on the back foot. Such an obvious connection made her a suspect. She took such a big risk, but didn't take much money. Such a dedication is impossible for ordinary people, let alone an actress? What's more, the personality of this actress is a typical boastless, selfish, vanity and vanity. It was hard to stand up in front of this character, and then the initiative to take risks became completely abrupt. On the other hand, Danny, it was his ex-wife who was teasing him, not just a cat or a dog. And Danny never put the key to the success of the whole plan on his ex-wife. After he produced his alibi, he had to climb the pipe to steal things himself.

The fashion designer is the second untrustworthy blackening: Compared with the untrustworthiness of the movie star's "criminal because of loneliness", she has a reason: her career slipped and she owed the bank 5 million. Financially, she barely has the motive to commit a crime, but does she have a personality? It’s hard to say---by the way: everyone in this movie is unclear and unidentified---not everyone who owes the bank money is anxious to pay it back, and not everyone who is anxious to pay the bank money has the courage to meet People who were only 3 weeks old conspired to steal diamonds. However, she joined. The key to the whole scam is: First, Duibi wants to find a person in the fashion industry who has passed away. This person must have a large amount of foreign debt, the kind that can't go on the wrong road; and this person has to have a good person under the surface of the good people. The heart of a thief is always ready to join in. Even if you steal diamonds with a stranger who has only known for 3 weeks, you can't hesitate---tell me, how small is the chance of finding such a person? Second, as a fashion designer who has been out of fashion for a long time, she must have a popular first-line actress hire her as a designer so that she can participate in the most bling bling party in the country --- tell me, why Popular actress looking for a cody to design clothes? Third, she would also persuade a century-old jeweler like Cartier to lend out the $150 million worth of jewellery that has been cherished for more than 50 years. Tell me, why should you borrow the jewellery that even Princess Kate can’t wear during her wedding ceremony? Give an actor? If any one of these three conditions is unsuccessful, the whole plan cannot be successful. It's no better than Danny stealing the casino. You come or don't come. The casino is there, don't come and don't go. The gate of the casino is always open, and anyone can enter. These three conditions are all human factors, but human factors are the most uncontrollable. When staying in jail for 5 years, 8 months, and 12 days to polish the plan, if the prerequisite for the success of the plan is actually these 3 people she doesn’t know, who they are, and they cannot control-- -Designer, actress, president of jewelry store---then I can only say that she is really a dull girl.

Such a hasty group is still going on: missing a thief like Matt Damon? It's okay, just pull one on the street. Must be a Chinese female. When did the Chinese stereotype become street scammers? Are all the Chinese people who guess cards on the streets of the United States? Are we no longer known internationally for our luxury sports cars? Didn't know before? It’s okay, you’ll know each other after eating Subway, and you can tell the other party to set a small goal first: steal it 100 million. Damn it! You come from a criminal family, but you have been in jail for 5 years. Are you so credulous? Although Danny doesn't know Matt, Danny knows Matt and his father, and he has worked with him before. They didn't just pull people in on the street. ---By the way: I think the best acting in the whole film is the Chinese uncle who is watching the excitement behind the Chinese nameless girl. He showed vividly the nationality of Chinese people, especially the elderly, who like to watch lively on the street, and the acting seems to be easy and effortless. The acting skills are already in the realm, praise! ---One less jewelry remodeler? It's okay, find a fat Indian girl who has conflicts with her own mother so that she can't be in the same room, and then pull her into the water. It can be seen that young people, whether to live with their parents is also a dilemma: live, they can't get more than 30 million extra money. Don't stop it, it is inevitable to embark on the path of crime. The most awesome is Tammy. First of all, I think this actor is the most beautiful and temperament. Who would have expected such a young woman who is obviously OL style to steal a container truck? With such courage and such a strong network, it is no wonder that people did not agree to join the group at the beginning, and it may be that they look down on the pattern of Dabi. After joining the group, I thought she was going to transport, but she would have suddenly become a female version of Q, so she just took out a pair of scanning glasses, high-tech! With such a patent, how can you be a thief even more as a beautiful woman? Join apple, google, the super woman in minutes. Even if it doesn't help, you can go to the FBI for technical support or weapon research and development. Why bother to rob a truck?

Now think about it: In fact, Dubi’s person setting had problems from the very beginning: she used to cheat with Lou to deceive Bingo, which is a small fight. Later, she cooperated with the male protagonist to deceive the buyer. She was just a nursery to drive up prices. She pretended to be a buyer to raise the price and sell a few more paintings. There was no technical difficulty, and she could do it alone. Considering that she came from a criminal family, this deception is simply insulting. Later, he was not deceived, but was dazzled by love and committed the crime to his boyfriend. It feels like she is just a "little pink" that is muddy and not stained, a bit like Xu Lun. But Xu Lun's change began in prison. Her changes are very strange: she has been planning to steal 150 million from Cartier for a total of 5 years, 8 months and 12 days since she was imprisoned. Did Cartier provoke her? If it’s for money, you have to make a big vote, and you have been cheating hundreds of thousands before, why would you dare to move 150 million when you come out of prison in five years? How can she be born with this ambition? And why is the timing so coincidental? She had been planning to steal Tucson, and she applied for parole just 3 weeks before the start of the Met Gala. Not a day earlier? Is this also within her first 5-year plan?

In short, all the messy people are counted, and finally it's the beginning of the stealing part. There is no point to watch this movie. It's not spoiler-proof, it's really boring. The blind spot of 12 feet in front of the women’s toilet, and the 9-ball fishing website tricked the security supervisor to click it. It seems that the plan is key, but I really learned on the spot: it’s nothing more than a Chinese woman doing something with a short guy. "A magnet and a coil" can be comparable to the century-old Cartier special necklace unlocking artifact, first unlocking 150 million, and then just using a male waiter to bring it to the kitchen! After spending so much time in front, making so many preparations, and forging so many surveillance videos, turned out to be just looking for someone to bring to the kitchen from the venue? This B pretend, maybe only Mike pretends to have a fever in the fifth part of the escape. In the end, he just got some hot water, moistened the towel, put it on his forehead, and pretended to have a fever. That big chain, placed in the tray in front of him, couldn't see the grandson? Indian women took over in the kitchen, gave 150 million baths in the sink full of washing spirits, vegetable soup, and oil, then took them to the women’s toilet, put out a full set of tools, decomposed 150 million, and turned into seven- --You are not afraid that other female employees also use the toilet, do you find your tools? In the end, everyone changed their costumes and put on them grandiosely (except for women of Chinese descent, whose cheongsam looked trivial and unsightly). The most asshole plot is the appearance of a Chinese male acrobat! Some people call this feeling. If it's just feelings, he should come out and say a few words like the old man in front, Matt Damon with the camera cut off. But he is not. He can be said to be the fourth indispensable condition of this plan. It is also the only factor that can be controlled by Dabi. Because of him, Dabi can use 150 million lost chaos to wipe out other things. Jewelry, full of a refrigerator. This important person has never been explained before, and he was born in the next few minutes. What a surprise, a derogatory one. Anyway, I personally feel the most tired of the arrangement that I didn’t explain before, and finally decided the plot or even reversed the plot.

Before stealing things, the director should take care of the reasonableness of the plot. After stealing the things, the plot collapsed completely. Anyway, the main task is completed, what will happen to love in the future, I can see that the director is about to end it in a hurry: 150 million things have been transferred, and the investigation is actually only the insurance company, the police? The fat guy in the insurance company is actually very familiar with Duby’s criminal family. I don’t remember the previous explanation that Duby’s family is known for cheating insurance. The ticket made by her brother Danny was not an insurance fraud, but a black one. Duibi himself went to jail not because of cheating, but being blinded by love. So why should a person who specializes in insurance fraud suspect a person who has never been involved in insurance fraud? Nima is too magical. And Dabi gave 10% to the fat man casually, and told the fat man that the protagonist was planted. Why does she trust the fat man so much? Then the fat man recognized her. Why does the fat man trust her so much? There is true love everywhere in the world. In the end, everyone divided the money and lived the life they wanted (?). Vulgar! Vulgar! Look at the eleven people of Danny. After the work is over, just watching the water from the fountain quietly under the setting sun, the character of the real big thief is self-explanatory. If it proves to be successful by taking a group of yachts, bikinis, cigars, white tigers, etc., it would be too infamous. In short, this film of 8 women to 11 men is far worse in terms of character image, criminal motives, reasonable process, controllable factors, and most importantly: the strength of character that people who dare to steal 150 million jewels must have. Far too far.

Finally, there are a few things I don’t understand: When Tammy fished out the fake necklace from the water, he lied that Annie accidentally dropped the necklace on the way to the toilet, and the necklace was actually clasped; when Annie later went to seduce the male protagonist, the male protagonist was Lying on his back, locked in handcuffs. When the police came to the door the next day, he actually fell asleep on his stomach, and his handcuffs were gone. Is he so charming? Are Hollywood first-line actresses so hungry? 150 million jewels are lent to a woman, but the bodyguards are two men. Is Cartier so picky? Wouldn't it be enough to hire one more female bodyguard? What's the point of Tammy saying Gala wrong in the interview? Why did the Chinese women come out of the men's bathroom afterwards? Duibi has already pretended to be a German celebrity, and why did he deliberately ran into the male lead at the bar and confessed his identity? What's the meaning of "realizing the dream of an 8-year-old girl lying in bed" that Duibi said? Do you sell feelings?

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Extended Reading
  • Roslyn 2021-11-25 08:01:27

    If there is the next one and the next one, can you invite Streep, Theron, Portman, Angelina, Emma, ​​Gadot, Cousin, Widow, Ronan, or Just bring over what you are talking about.

  • Eunice 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    Although the big names are gathered (in every sense), they are very... neither wit nor great wisdom, everyone plays dry, only the bitch Anne Hathaway is a little bit refreshing

Ocean's Eight quotes

  • Debbie Ocean: [to Amita about Claude] When somebody got interested in a piece, I'd pose as another buyer and drive up the price. Money was good and he was great in the kitchen... One day he asked me to pose as the seller, not the buyer.

  • Debbie Ocean: [about Claude after Lou finds out about her real reason for the heist] He sent me to jail! You have no idea what that's like.

    Lou: Yeah, well, he's gonna do it again.

    Debbie Ocean: No, he's not.