fairy tales... not often

[Diane and Alyssa see a horse-drawn carriage, and Alyssa gets on]

Diane Barrows: Oh, no. NOT another horse!

Alyssa Calloway: Diane, come *on*!

Diane Barrows: Fine.

[she gets into the carriage]

Diane Barrows: Where is the driver?

[she notices that the driver is at the hot dog stand, eating hot dogs]

Diane Barrows: Oh! Hey, buddy! Listen, you've gotta take us to St. Bart's right away; it's an emergency!

Horse Driver: [through a mouthful of hot dog] We're closed, miss. I'm on my break!

[Diane turns to Alyssa, and makes a gesture telling her to get in the driver's seat and take the reins, both of which Alyssa does, and Diane gets in the passenger seat and turns angrily to the driver]

Diane Barrows: [sarcastically] I wanna thank you for all your help, bud!

Alyssa Calloway: [whips the reins] HYAH!

[the horse runs off, pulling the carriage, but Diane falls backwards into the seat]

Horse Driver: [notices and almost runs after his horse] Hey. Hey, lady! Hey, that's...

[spits out his mouthful, then screams after them]

Horse Driver: THAT'S MY HORSE!

Diane Barrows: Told ya; third time's a charm...

Roger Callaway: Wait. All of this? This was *your* doing?

[Amanda and Alyssa smile]

Roger Callaway: Oh, it *was*, was it?

Roger Callaway: Well, girls, what do you have to say for yourselves?

Alyssa Calloway, Amanda Lemmon: [together] So kiss already!