No wonder Hollywood's big companies promote new films and try to show them. They always look for some loyal members of the fan network to watch [Machete] as a fan of Robert Rod Griez. From the beginning to the end, the drama of female sex, hunk, and machine gun almost exploded my adrenal glands. I guess all I can say except excitement is non-stop.
I watched the trailer before watching the movie, which made watching the movie less fun. For example, the fierce girl played by Michelle Rod Griez was killed in the middle of the movie. People who have not watched the trailer will definitely cheer for the girl’s appearance when the Mexicans and the whites are fighting, but they have seen the trailer. The people of the film will foresee these plots. The plot of [Machete] is too simple, it is still the revenge routine of the bad boy, which just ensures that the film can climax continuously. The story is like one bomb after another, make sure to explode again and again, until you finally explode your adrenal glands and be careful.
Plasma is indispensable in the film. Watching Uncle Scimitar slash Xiao Xiao, there is only a handsome word to describe it. Rod Griez’s cousin was finally righted this time, and Danny Tejo is definitely synonymous with beasts. That beauty is of course indispensable, the scimitar was calculated by a naked girl at the beginning of the movie. This naked girl is definitely the essence of the bad boy movie, except for the soy saucer, the nightclub creature Lindsey Lohan also finished naked. In addition to these young girls licking their muzzles and having orgasms, blasphemy of religion is also a consistent feature of bad boys. This time the pastor is holding two guns, and he will pay tribute to Jesus Christ even in the final death. Not to mention Lindsey Lohan, who was naked in the first second, became a nun who shot 360 degrees with a gun in the next second. Uncle Scimitar hugged the mother and daughter in the swimming pool. The twins in the nursery costume of the A film are almost like adult video tape thinking. Fortunately, the boys are shooting B-level films. However, in a few sex scenes, the scenes were changed immediately after a little teasing, and even made me suspect that I encountered kissing scenes in [Paradise Cinema].
For this kind of Cult film, you'd better not expect to think about the depth. It is estimated that you want to break your mind, that is, anarchism, race wars, or sexual evil. The bad boy thinks that it is actually changing the law to spray blood and engage in torture. As long as you look cool, you will be KO. You'd better not think about anything else. Think of the shameless bastard of Kun Ting. What Quentin wants to say is that revolution is the theory of watching movies. We dare to be passionate and want to break our brains to analyze it. In order to make you enjoy yourself, Robert De Niro's immigration executioner, even though he escaped the machine gun of the nun Arhat in his body armor, he still did not escape the "Anti-Immigration Law" he designed.
The coolest thing about [Machete] is to find those familiar faces that get together, and of course there are some bright spots. For example, in the scene in which Uncle Scimitar escaped from the hospital, he used other people's intestines as ropes! This is just like the difficult dance 66 action of [Death Planet] Reros McGowan, and the pole dance of Jessica Alba in [Sin City]. Danny Tejo won’t talk about him anymore, the pastor’s Cheech Marin, and Jeff Faye, who plays Lindsay Rohan’s father, are all the old team that came all the way, as long as you are a loyal fan of the bad guys, Just wait for the excitement to strike when you recognize a familiar face. It’s just that you stare at a certain machine gun in the character’s hand and recognize that it is a reusable prop from a previous movie, or see the "Kill Bill" in the scimitar hand that came from Quentin’s garage. Brand machete.
B-level movies like [Machete] are actually more suitable for watching DVDs at home. From choreography, photography, composition, editing, and production, all bad guys can do it alone. It's probably hard to get a sense of freshness. But who cares? What we want is this kind of mill temperament, if you don't like the mill movie, please take a detour!
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