I love this stupid movie so much!

Chet 2021-11-11 08:01:14

I love this stupid movie so much!

The protagonist Machete looks ugly, like Zhou Yunpeng without sunglasses. The girls inside are all pretty, wearing clothes occasionally.

The story begins like this. One day Zhou Yunpeng was hired inexplicably, and his task was to kill a councillor. He accepted it without any refusal, and then found out that he was designed.

Zhou Yunpeng believes that according to an authentic B-level film routine, he can only get revenge at this moment. So he began to take revenge.

The opponent is a huge vested interest group that controls resources and accumulates wealth through various means that even the director is too lazy to explain clearly. But Zhou Yunpeng was not a lonely hero either, neither day nor night. Behind him is a huge anarchist organization, which has gathered many people with ideals, blood, and free time ⑥.

Like The Book of Eli, ugly men prefer to use knives and have no habit of sleeping girls. While Zhou Yunpeng used his machete to chop the meat, the hero's friends died one after another.

Some of them never resurrected.

After completing the first page to the third page of the story version, the vested interest group declared moral bankruptcy, and the story inevitably entered the climax part-a final battle.

The anarchists formed a mobile force that seemed less serious, and sent this amateur force directly to a vested interest group two blocks away.

Next was a rush battle without suspense. Before the opponent played a good game, the hero’s partners were resurrected one after another. The dead coffee girl turned into Luo Qi⑩ came to the battlefield, and the villain’s daughter turned into a nun and came to the battlefield. Even the ambulance turned into an armored vehicle and came to the battlefield. While everyone was busy learning experience, Teacher Zhou Yunpeng took the time to kill the boss.

At the end of the film, the director Rodriguez (you mother forced Gemini) to take care of the emotions of Quentin who was said to have participated in the production, ended with a Quentin-style black humor hastily, and then couldn’t wait to use a Kill and Kill The end of the film grabbed Quentin’s only scene in the film.

Again, I'm too much of your mother to love this stupid movie!




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① Teacher Zhou Yunpeng, sorry.
② Teacher Zhou Yunpeng, sorry again.
③It must be inexplicable.
④He must not refuse much.
⑤He must find that he is designed.
⑥Anarchist thinking will make people free, or those who are free will be more likely to accept anarchist thinking.
⑦According to the B-level film routine, this will not be the first time they have died.
⑧The outline of the script may exceed three pages.
⑨Who can tell me why this group of goods asked your mother to change the suspension to that dick look!
⑩ Teacher Luo Qi, sorry.

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Extended Reading
  • Sonia 2022-04-23 07:01:33

    Why are the beauties jumping up? I don't understand, huh, it's just a B-movie.

  • Ali 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    No terror planet to force, perfunctory work

Machete quotes

  • Sartana: Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.

  • Torrez: You're Machete's girl. I know, 'cause you're his type.

    Sartana: What type is that?

    Torrez: Dead.