doll-like love

Kassia: What's your girlfriend like?

Xavier: It's not for my girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend.

Kassia: What's this girl who's not your girlfriend like?

Xavier: She's a little shorter than you. She has smaller... I mean... I think she's a size one or two.

Kassia: It depends. Is she thinner than I am? Is she like that girl?

Kassia: No.

[looks around]

Xavier: She's more like her. But not as ugly.

Kassia: Take the two. Your girlfriend can always exchange it. The register's over there.

Xavier: Not to be too insistent... this really isn't for my girlfriend.

Kassia: It's no biggie. Who cares?

Xavier: I don't have a girlfriend. It's for my ex. It's her birthday. I'll give you my number.

Kassia: For...?

Xavier: I don't know. If the dress doesn't fit you can call me. No. I don't know. I've always dreamed of doing that but I never dared. With you, I thought I should dare. Take it, 'cause I feel like a jerk. I'll jot it down. But you have to call tonight or you never will. There.

Kassia: I don't know.

Xavier: Yes, yes! You've got nothing to lose. If I were you I'd call me.