Three screenwriters went to film, and one Chinese survived

Kamille 2021-11-11 08:01:15

One star is for Sersh.

When Sersh knelt on the snow, her gray hooded snowcoat showed only her two-color eyelashes and a little freckles, and her hands dragged a handful of intestines from the carcass of the reindeer, I thought I had found the right movie.
As a result, the plot began to take a turn for the worse at that moment, and at that time, the title of the movie hadn't even appeared as a bastard!

The United States of America in the huge and empty lobby of the spy agency, cold blank rooms, female spy chiefs, iron-fisted words, mentions of Eastern Europe and Central Asia, mirror-like reflective pistols, almost obvious hints of street plug-in speakers. :"cold war". Sersh ran through huge tunnels (?) and vents (?) that were so clean as hell, the camera rotated Hitchcock-like, as if he was really escaping from a huge international conspiracy.
The queen leaned against the window and said Fuck Erik, her eyes were fire in the ice, I don’t know if she missed Erik or missed Fuck; the queen looked at Sersh through the monitor, her eyes were full of fright and affection, she didn’t know whether she was looking at her daughter or her clone. People; the queen would rather choose strippers who don’t have any equipment other than leather jackets and whistles, and don’t bring professional agents. I don’t know whether they want to arrest people or send them to death. The camera is blurred in MTV style, as if it’s really involved. A complicated love-hate relationship.
So here, he died as the first screenwriter! !

Then the whole film is Jason Bourne. The killing machine is trained, and the killing machine in turn finds its own identity. The killing machine here is an adolescent loli. At this stage of loli, you know, life is full of self-denial. It’s not pleasing to see where I am. I always feel that I am a freak, just like those girls with big breasts feel that they are freak. Sersh is also better at playing because of him, no I use it to heat up quickly, and I feel like I'm freak. Therefore, we must confront my father and kill the aunt next door, and then the self-awareness of adolescence will be highly unified with that of murdering and seeking self-identity! That's awesome, bastard!
But no spies, no agents, no Jason Bourne style that uses the simplest means to solve the most complicated situations after being trained, so the second screenwriter learned a trick from Jason Bourne: use google! All the mysteries were cracked by Google in an Internet cafe!
So here, the second screenwriter he also died! !

The third screenwriter, he wrote the MV storyboard script, not the film maker! Ya Kuang can use props, but he can't write lines! Ah, crying while writing the script, I have used everything that I can use for a lifetime! The long fluttering hair sticking out of the car window in the backlight, the gypsy people singing and dancing by the fire (yes, I just want to say that gypsy is not a gypsy jerk), the girl playing with her little relatives in the bed, through the box I saw Xiao Zhengtai, a girl I like, and the opened container was hung with a transparent plastic curtain, and inside were a family of people in different poses.
What? Road movie? I don't know what you are talking about, but I copied it from MTV and Vouge magazine. Asshole, there is no other way. Asshole. Who told the first two screenwriters to die early, asshole!
The climax is a park with broken dinosaurs and elephants and colorful houses. There are so many props and tricks to shoot the MV. What do you want to do! Grandpa changed coins from loli ears to learn Jay Chou, what do you want to do!
So here, the third screenwriter also died! !

At the end of the day, the director can no longer afford the screenwriter money, mainly because he can't afford the pension. I heard that the Chinese did not need compensation if they died at work, so I found a Chinese. This point has already been given a strong hint in the film. Dad Sersh didn't pass by a big China before he went into the underpass to kill people. This is already a warning to you!
The Chinese looked at the script and said that it was actually quite good. All the big-selling elements are available, including classic nostalgia and popular literature and art, which is one of our biggest selling elements in China.
So, you saw the last gray wolf, bastard!


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  • Wayne 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    Wow, little loli has grown up! ! Come and pinch :)

  • Cleve 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    The action of the German guy is really stupid, stupid and real, the girl looks so good~

Hanna quotes

  • Marissa: Why now, Erik?

    Erik: Kids grow up.

  • Sebastian: So Hanna, is your mum and Dad still together?

    Hanna: My mother is dead.

    Sophie: [to Sebastian] Nice one, Dad.

    Sebastian: I'm sorry to hear that. I lost my mum when I was very young, so...

    Hanna: It's all right. It happened a long time ago.

    Rachel: Hanna, what did your mum die of?

    Hanna: Three bullets.

    [Sebastian chokes on his wine]