Don't talk to me about the chicken and dog bits of Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Donna 2022-03-27 08:01:01

First of all, let me state that what our family is watching is John Woo's Chibi, not Wang Fulin's Romance of the Three Kingdoms, nor Yi Zhongtian's Three Kingdoms, so don't use those bits and pieces in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms to talk about things, and don't try to find fault with a lawsuit. If so, you might as well go home and watch Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and taste the Three Kingdoms. If not, you can watch the comic strips of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Everything you want to see is painted on it. . Our family is happy and lively watching the movie picture, and I can see some feelings when I look at it, and I have to reconcile with Director Wu's inner world, which is not dark at all, even if it is not in vain.

Hehe, after talking nonsense for a long time, I still want to give some spoilers, and talk about the place that makes me imagine:

Fenglin Volcano: "It is as fast as the wind, it is as quiet as a forest, it invades like fire, and it does not move like a mountain." This is the number one in our family. This is the first time I saw this classic in Sun Tzu's Art of War in a Chinese movie. Not in the Japanese Yamato drama with Takeda Shingen as the protagonist, watching the sword dance of Chao Wei Gongjin, my heart fluttered, Fenglin volcano returned. But this has not quenched his thirst. When the fire finally rose, Gongjin Chao Wei said the last sentence of this art of war: moving like thunder. Then Cao Cao's army of one million was swept away. It seems that the old devil Takeda Shingen still hasn't mastered the art of war. If the "Fenglin Volcano Earthquake" is all tidy, and he fights Nakagawa Island five times with Uesugi Kenshin, he will take Echigo in one shock.

Tanka Xing: Feng Yi Mengde performed very vigorously, and the tanka Xing was also full of emotion. The group of people around were basically booing and messy. Fengyi Mengde was followed by a large group of civil servants and advisors, all of whom looked like they were farming, and they didn't mean anything arty. Can't the poetic Cao Cao covet Xiao Qiao? Haha, totally fine. Looking at this person's consistent life style, he is a loyal fan of the mature women's family. Those who have never married are basically not in the eyes of Cao Gong, and Cao Gong has not been in trouble once or twice on this issue, and he will lose a general or a few. 100,000 elite soldiers are also commonplace.

Jiang Gan's Stealing Books & Thatched Boats Borrowing Arrows: It is very ingenious to combine the two things organically, and it is very ingenious. Chaowei Gongjin and Chengwu Kongming are basically doing high-IQ underworld business. In this section, Hou Yong Zijing's performance is quite eye-catching, holding a straw man and pretending to be crazy and selling stupid, the standard "grass man control". Chengwu Kongming also has a good sense of humour and hexagrams, but unfortunately I don't remember it. Well-meaning people who have watched the film can reply to me. Thanks.

Sanjiangkou Landing Battle: The fire-fighting warships performed mediocrely, probably due to technical reasons and the lack of stunt performers, making them look a little thin, but the Sanjiangkou Landing Battle dedicated by Director Wu is still quite exciting by heart. There must be a knowing smile here. The absolute costume version of Normandy Landing dedicated by Director Wu is a costume version of the beach landing scene at the beginning of Saving Private Ryan. Those who have leisure time and leisure time can compare and enjoy the two films. . It is worth affirming that Director Wu is very skillful in large-scale scene scheduling. If Wind Whisperer filmed like this, it is estimated that Director Wu is still being held in the head by the money stringers in Hollywood.

Soochow Infantry Shield Armor Formation: I don't know if this is the right name, but the formation that Zhang Zhenzhongmou and You Yongxuande commanded to storm Cao Cao's Dazhai with footsteps is definitely a classic tortoise armor formation of ancient Roman infantry. It seems that Director Wu has played the game masterpiece "Roman Total War". I can't get enough of this game. Tortoise Armor is indeed a famous array against bows and arrows. The javelin used by the infantry for throwing arrows is also the standard configuration of the Roman legionary infantry. However, it is not an exaggeration to say that Rome was earlier than the Three Kingdoms period.

The above are a few highlights of the film I watched. In addition, after watching the next episode, I solved the suspense left in the previous episode. Why is the role of Shitong Nakamura called Gan Xing not Gan Ning? , died heroically. He sacrificed his life for righteousness, and such a brilliant job was caught by Shitong Nakamura. It seems that Japan's box office will continue to be higher than that of the mainland.

Of course, there is no big movie that is not shocking. Fengyi Mengde let everyone practice Cuju to keep fit. It's a bit ridiculous. With such a commander, Feng Yi and Meng De can save his life and definitely have the accumulated virtues of his ancestors. As for the role of Zhiling Xiaoqiao, I basically relied on my body to break through the bodyguard and barely survived several electric leakage attacks. Finally, I was able to hold the sword that the general Cao Jun stabbed. It seems that Zhiling Xiaoqiao is also a trainer.

Yusen Chibi basically feels like a sentimental film. The lovely and respectable thing about Director Wu is that what he wants to express is something full of sunshine, such as great love, friendship, integrity, and trust. If you really believe in these things, today everyone is vying to make soy sauce, do push-ups, 囧囧In the days when there was only God, one had to have a childlike heart.

PS: After watching Hollywood blockbusters, I always feel that Americans are fooling us into treating our family as little children. Why is this plot so mentally retarded? Later, I thought about it, people are afraid that you will work all day, and you will be tired if you think about it. , so just concoct some popcorn movies to relieve your fatigue, and you will be relieved.

In fact, the person watching the movie is a fun person. In the spirit of entertainment first and even entertainment to death, he plays on the screen. You can popcorn and cola under the screen, just say hello and play along. Birds and animals are scattered, directors, producers and theater distributors are busy counting money and taking what they need. I'm afraid that if you take a commercial blockbuster as an art film, you will demand both virtue and art, and if you take an art film as a commercial production, you will require a good box office reputation. If you want to do this, you have to be half-pissed to death before tossing the director to death, and we have to spit on your face and call you a slut.

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  • Stefanie 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    I don't understand, how to divide the next episode well. Many people have been looking forward to it, and this kind of thing came out.

  • Don 2022-03-27 09:01:23

    I almost fell asleep several times in the movie theater... To be honest, there are still a lot of scary lines... Especially the fat pig rice bucket full of rustic flavor is really a black line... It's not as creative as the people's livelihood credit card advertisement in the title...