It's boring too~

Douglas 2022-06-22 18:02:59

1. Camilla is very beautiful.
Camilla is really beautiful. She was really voluptuous at the beginning, so I watched it and wanted to see if the realization of the curse in the back is very exciting.
The baron is too ugly, not to mention he is too second, he looked at Camilla, waited for her to curse herself and her offspring word by word, and then chopped off Camilla's head.
It's a pity that the beautiful Camilla's appearance is too short, doesn't it mean that she will become the most powerful creature after being resurrected, and she can't kill anything, but she was killed by a sword.

bug: Vampires obviously don't have hearts, or in other words, their hearts don't beat, and the last heart beats really alive.

2. Vampire Hao Er
is dressed like a forest banshee. It looks good and looks amazing, but the performance is too funny.
They twisted their waists like snake spirits, as if they were dancing, where is the devil. He waved his hands and made all kinds of funny and seductive expressions.
It looks more like a spicy dance, and it doesn't feel like a vampire at all.

3. It doesn't matter whether the protagonist is really ugly
, it doesn't matter if he is the hero or the heroine. The man is obviously a very old man and has deep wrinkles on his forehead. But I have to say that the actor's performance was very good at the beginning. He performed a second baby who was dumped 7 times, oh no, 8 times and still didn't give up.
The acting of the male lead EX is also very good and awesome.
The female lead is so ugly and her reasons for liking the male lead are so weird. They are such a puzzling couple. In addition, her little broken cross, is it really that powerful?
I regret that in the end Camilla did not succeed in killing the hero and heroine.
It's a pity, Camilla's good looks could kill these two small characters, and they still waited for them to be resurrected.
Alas, what a pity. . .

4. Squirting milk is so disgusting
I don't know why. Spraying this white liquid is much more disgusting than blood. I would rather watch the red ink squirt out than this. what do you think.

5. oh, ya!
The silent woman kept repeating ya, ya, oh ya. . .
It sounds so weird, it feels like she's not a human or a foreigner. . . British characteristics?

6. The ending sprayed
that "there are still many demons like Camilla in the world, and there are still many people waiting for us to save, let's be a lesbian vampire killer!" This is the effect.
The heroine's words are extremely idiotic:
1) What kind of virtue are you, just relying on the small cross on your body and the boyfriend is a baron descendant with that spoof testicle sword?
2) Why do you only kill les vampires?
3) This sentence feels like "I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon."

OK, if the above six points can be summed up as the screenwriter's spoof, then I can only recognize it.
After all, this is a low-cost suspected spoof movie, but I don't think it's funny at all.

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Vampire Killers quotes

  • Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle!

  • Fletch: Yep, lesbian vampires. Just another one of God's cruel tricks to get on my tits. Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear. But eatin' me alive, oh no, that's fine. Next time he'll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf I swear.