How to be a cute pussy

Allan 2022-10-02 09:35:10

As a curious movie lover, I have always been looking for novels in the vast sea of ​​movies, as if this is the whole meaning of my life (deceptive, of course).
To be honest, I didn't watch Strange Fear once, but the first time I watched it for about ten minutes, I gave up. The second time I forgot the first few minutes I saw it for the first time, I watched it from the beginning for about fifteen minutes, and gave up. The third time I pulled the progress bar directly to the place I could remember, I read it in one breath, and felt a lot of emotion.
I'm really not a big fan of Simon Pegg. Every time I mention him, I can only shake my index finger and say seriously: "Yes, I know his zombie Sean." Of course, I have something to say- - I don't remember what I'm doing la la la! (Will he be beaten to death by a true love fan) Just remember him playing video games with his chained zombie brother intimately, you can't eat me hiahiahia...and the movie is over.
Then, after watching it for almost two weeks, I forgot what Strange Fear was talking about. Before writing this (pseudo) movie review, I went to open the movie and dragged the progress bar a few times, oh yeah, I remembered The main line of the plot will not become Alzheimer's! But the details are forgotten so no spoilers! (You hate spoiler boys and girls, do you love me to death) But on the other hand, I can't be authoritative (even if I haven't forgotten a single clip, I still can't be authoritative) to make a radical comment on this film, So, I finally got to the point.
If you want to watch a traditional British comedy, it is recommended not to click on this movie, because after the movie starts, you will quickly have a strange feeling of "Who am I? Where is this? What am I doing?" You have to endure the wonderful taste for at least half an hour, but if you have a deep impression of the word fear, you may feel the same way. I was terrified at once! "Fuck there are bad guys! Are you trying to pick my lock! Did I lock the door? I don't seem to have locked the door! Oh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" In fact, it was just a small advertisement. For another example, you clearly remember that you turned the key twice when you locked the door before going out, but when you go home, you turn the key and turn it on, and you will be fried, fried, and fried in an instant! "Did I remember it wrong or was there a thief in the house? Did I rush in or get out? Will there be people hiding under the bed? Will there be people hiding in the closet? Will there be people hiding in the refrigerator?" Oh no There are only elephants in the refrigerator... Well, that's it, you have to wear an anti-wolf alarm when you go out, and you have to hang the pull cord on your little finger so that it can be sounded at any time, suspicious, yes, it's you, you, you, and you.
Yes, Jack can be an enlarged version of every victim of paranoia, so scared that he doesn't even have to wear underwear (too lazy)! I was too scared to even go out the door. Going out is a cataclysm!
Well, I'm not going to spoil the spoiler. Since I was a child, people didn't laugh when I told stories. A person who tells a story that is not funny can only be a second-class citizen. Are you made? A mouth is a disaster.
In the final analysis, fear of thieves and thieves has not risen to the spiritual height of this film. In this film, fear of the east and fear of the west is actually unsatisfactory. Jack's cautious trepidation reflects everyone's little fear - oh! What a humiliating realization! Burnt half face; panties flying in midair; girl who dare not look directly! simple! straight! No! manage! Law! Do! people! La!
The shy little hedgehog is the true portrayal of Jack's first half of his life. The washing machine is not scary, but it is scary if he can't get along with the washing machine. There are no obstacles in life, you see, the writer of horror novels has not finally become a best-selling author, and it is interesting to write fairy tales.
The most terrifying thing is not ghosts, but people's hearts. I have an unreliable mother on the stall. I don't know how many sins I made in my last life. Being responsible for the life you created is probably the heaviest and sweetest burden in the world.
I hope that every little hedgehog can be used by parents to play with balloons, and there will be no such washing machine in the world.
I hope you understand.

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A Fantastic Fear of Everything quotes

  • Jack: [they wonder why they are tied up in an abandoned cellar] We've been abducted by a crazed psychopath whose sole intention is to terrorize, torture and terminate our existence!

    Sangeet: ...No, you're - you're paranoid. You're jumping to conclusions.

    Jack: Lady, there is a time and a place for accusing a man of being paranoid AND THIS IS NOT FUCKIN' ONE OF THEM!

  • Jack: I didn't mean to become a children's author. It was a terrible accident!