In fact, the director is a quite satisfactory funny ratio (spoiler)

Eugenia 2022-04-01 08:01:02

In the past two days, posters of this product have been posted on the street, and my heart is full of deer! Oops! Could it be related to the Return of the Mummy series? ! Could it be that there was a good movie out of nowhere! So I took the male ticket to see it, and from then on, I stepped into the abyss of galloping with grass and mud horses.
The whole film is scary and basically depends on something suddenly rushing out plus the sound effects at that time, nothing new. The pyramid as the title of the film is also lackluster, the same loess passage + secret room, not even a quarter of the size of the Louvre. . . Regarding organs and monsters, let me think about how to spit out.
In the beginning, when the father and daughter came out, they started to quarrel about the female protagonist's all kinds of restlessness during adolescence. Please look at the old face of the heroine! If you are not careful, children will really believe that the US emperor will strictly prohibit even middle-aged men and women dating! ! ! Although I don't read countless films, I have already started to make up for all kinds of ups and downs in the plot. The director made up for it with blood and tears. This is the old estrangement between the father and daughter who don't know why they are doctors. , but I was wrong! Because the director did not promote and develop the character relationship at all except to let everyone die! ! !
When we saw the mixture of robot wars and wall-E to secretly film the heroine, we already knew about the director's weak trick to keep the audience greatly. When the migrant brothers went to open the bricks, they knew that they had to finish playing, and then there was a green poisonous gas. When the migrant brothers smoked the bar on the ground, they panicked and felt like watching a zombie movie. However, after wall-E entered the tunnel, it was found that there were dry loess everywhere, so director, can you explain where the mold came from? ha? Even if there's a bit of green in your tunnel? ! Then wall-E must be destroyed. At first, I thought that the little monster was a virus shot from a mouse, (500 words of brain holes are omitted here) and later found out that it was just a normal cat, hehe. Then the brain-dead protagonist Tiantuan must have to reclaim the wasteland with the axis-like zero-equipment. Generally, the ones who die first in this kind of garbage are the best ones, so I think the protagonist's boyfriend will die if he goes down. (I really hope there will be a surprise) Then the protagonist Tian Tuan went down the pyramid, and saw the silk thread for the return, plus the little monster that was rendered before, thinking about it, I would eat the thread, and sure enough just drank. Then Tian Tuan got lost, in fact, I want to say that you have two doctors anyway, you have explored adventures anyway, and you still have a flashlight in your hand at this time, so why don't you follow your own footprints? = Then, Entering a small room, the ground will collapse. In fact, at this time, the protagonists walk along the ground and the ground will not collapse, but everyone has to go to the middle = = and then the ground collapses. At this time, looking at the remaining scenes, even the film art knew that the sides would not collapse, only the sky group standing in the middle fell down beautifully. Years of experience in World of Warcraft tell us that it is not easy to go out after you get down to the first floor... When you collapsed, you thought, someone will break his leg, or why not collapse, wait for a minute, no short legs! Then DUANG fell down with a boulder, the protagonist boyfriend broke his leg.... Well, the director, this is a surprise. Then the heroine howls~crying~ Then the middle-aged woman said that she was so good at rock climbing that she wanted to climb up the tunnel, eldest sister, you don’t have to think why? There are tunnels in the pyramids, which are the places where cute little animals breed and inhabit~ and then render For a long time, the little animal had a thick line and gave her a big ear scratching and she fell out of the tunnel. Then everyone decided to leave the broken leg brother to help him find rescue. (Haha) Here it can be seen that the next person to die is the rock climbing girl, because her sense of presence is getting stronger and stronger. Therefore, everyone can summarize an experience and have any adventure activities in the future. You must be the most cowardly and live the longest. It didn't take long for everyone to hear the mourning and go back to find that the man with the broken leg had become a scumbag~ Then the heroine screamed~ Then everyone ran away, Da Bao Si finally had a thick line! With a click, the soldiers who came to the rescue were broken, and the combat power was 1000+. Then everyone was scared to death and turned off the lights and hid in the corner. I think it is extremely insulting to the intelligence quotient of Da Baosi and the audience. Tian Tuan actually thinks that an old monster who has lived underground for thousands of years will have no night vision... In addition, the old monster should be enjoying a delicious meal at this time, don't you? Are you squatting here and waiting for the old man to finish eating? After that, there was a quicksand trap. This quicksand trap is very powerful. It can bury the heroine to her feet, and then she can't walk. Then, when there are only two hairs left, the protagonist can climb out by herself. There is also a focus on burying the heroine. Dads who are one meter away can only watch their baby just lose their husband and go west on a crane. It is estimated that if you are a sand sculpture, you will find a director to learn the art! Then the rock climbing girl was hit by the photographer duang and fell into the sashimi trap. There is no mistake in the order, students! Then I thought that I would see the picture of the cat swallowing the rock climbing girl alive, but the director hated the woman even more than we thought. He sent the remaining members of the sky group to "rescue" the trapped rock climbing girl, and then the resolute underground female worker The author was killed by the little friends who pulled a big saw on the wooden thorn. I just want to see if the father died first or the photographer died first, because the heroine is so stupid and so stupid. Innocent without her committing a crime to force you to say how the movie will go on? Then when we found out, Dad hung up first, and everyone found out that Da Baosi was Anubis.... Then the heroine howls~The heroine don't leave~The heroine wants her father~ Then the cameraman who had been coaxing the whole movie suddenly became hard-hearted, and he wanted to go back to record the picture! He turned off the flashlight and left the camera on! ! Everyone, think about whether Anubis will laugh when he looks at a person with white reflections on his face and is cautious! The embarrassing thousand-year-old joke is actually thick here! ! ! ! Then we see that the protagonist's father is heartbroken, and then Anubis, who has 'no' night vision and 'no hearing' and no sense of smell, is gone. Looking at Anubis' hunched and slow figure, we couldn't help but think of the grandfather who had just eaten full of dumplings, smelled vinegar, and went out to pee in his long pants. Then after a while the heroine came back and started admiring the comic strip on the coffin. At this time, the director does not explain who is in the coffin, just let him go. The key heroine, your father is still beside him, and your heart is really wide... Then the photographer handed the camera to the heroine. Hello! How can you give this life-saving orange prop to others! You go directly to Anubis and tell Anubis that I have enough to live. Could you please help me eat? Then they seemed to find the exit very logically. The female protagonist took three steps above and turned back and was reluctant to leave. Then she called Bao Si and naturally came, and then the photographer was taken away. Then we saw the heroine howling~the heroine fell~the heroine crawled while howling~We want to say that the heroine can not leave if you don't want to go. After a while, you must lie down at the entrance of the cave so that you can wait for Da Baosi to come. Chasing you~ Then the heroine lived up to her expectations and came to Da Baosi. At this time, Da Baosi was no longer a Da Baosi with a combat power of 1000+ in one second, but a scum with a combat power of only 5 who couldn't even beat a woman. When the heroine wakes up, she finds that she is tied up to be sacrificed. In fact, if the director is a little bit bloody at this time, he can portray the heroine as someone with an innocent heart that Anubis has been waiting for for thousands of years, but the director did not. The director asked the heroine to cut the rope in front of Anubis with a dull axe with a width of one centimeter, and Anubis touched the heroine's chest affectionately and watched her cut the rope. Run away~ Then those kittens ran to attack Anubis to help the heroine run away. I'm really not worth it for Anubis. This is a harem drama in which the beast wife of Chi Guoguo finds out that her husband stole food and kills relatives to help the human mistress escape. Then the heroine continued to run away in three steps and turned back. When she reached the entrance of the cave, she fell down. The artifact was picked up by a good child who wanted to make money. Anubis came over for a walk and picked up the equipment. Finish. Then the photographer handed the camera to the heroine. Hello! How can you give this life-saving orange prop to others! You go directly to Anubis and tell Anubis that I have enough to live. Could you please help me eat? Then they seemed to find the exit very logically. The female protagonist took three steps above and turned back and was reluctant to leave. Then she called Bao Si and naturally came, and then the photographer was taken away. Then we saw the heroine howling~the heroine fell~the heroine crawled while howling~We want to say that the heroine can not leave if you don't want to go. After a while, you must lie down at the entrance of the cave so that you can wait for Da Baosi to come. Chasing you~ Then the heroine lived up to her expectations and came to Da Baosi. At this time, Da Baosi was no longer a Da Baosi with a combat power of 1000+ in one second, but a scum with a combat power of only 5 who couldn't even beat a woman. When the heroine wakes up, she finds that she is tied up to be sacrificed. In fact, if the director is a little bit bloody at this time, he can portray the heroine as someone with an innocent heart that Anubis has been waiting for for thousands of years, but the director did not. The director asked the heroine to cut the rope in front of Anubis with a dull axe with a width of one centimeter, and Anubis touched the heroine's chest affectionately and watched her cut the rope. Run away~ Then those kittens ran to attack Anubis to help the heroine run away. I'm really not worth it for Anubis. This is a harem drama in which the beast wife of Chi Guoguo finds out that her husband stole food and kills relatives to help the human mistress escape. Then the heroine continued to run away in three steps and turned back. When she reached the entrance of the cave, she fell down. The artifact was picked up by a good child who wanted to make money. Anubis came over for a walk and picked up the equipment. Finish.

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  • Harmony 2022-04-01 09:01:19

    If you shoot Anubis so low, you have to die, and the brain hole can be bigger, if you remember that there was a group of people doing live broadcasts on the Internet to enter the pyramid and claim to be discovering important secrets. . .

  • Jasper 2022-04-01 09:01:19

    Want to play "pseudo-record, really scary". The results are indeed false records, but not scary.

The Pyramid quotes

  • Holden: [on a video recording] This pyramid, unlike any structure other I've ever encountered, seems to have been built with the express purpose of keeping whatever is inside from escaping. If you come down here... bring guns.

  • Holden: Neither benign nor merciful