What can you do with a leader like this?

Celestine 2021-11-11 08:01:16

Warning: At the beginning of the movie, a huge thunder came to the face. When China Film introduced it, it was accompanied by five retro-style big characters "Luo! Shan! Rock! This! War!" and other media present at the scene. A shake is definitely a big scene. Please be mentally prepared before watching the movie.

Warning Again: In order to pursue a documentary style, this film allows the audience to be on the scene and get the visual effect of "whatever the actor sees, we see what we see". The method of handheld photography is adopted. The direct consequence of this artistic pursuit is Audiences will be dazzled, so it is recommended that you do not sit too far in front when you enter the cinema. If you are unfortunate enough to buy the first row, you can consider bringing your own plastic bags.

Nice: Children's shoes who think the song is good: The song is called The Sun's Gone Dim and the Sky Turned Black, selected from the Icelandic musician Johann Johannsson's 2006 album "IBM 1401, A User's Manual" released by 4AD.




The following is all nonsense
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general, there is nothing particularly bad about this piece, and there is nothing too good about it. Last time I said that after this film was released in North America, the beasts that were scolded were inferior. I think that is because there are too many movies like this in the United States. In China, where large movies are rare, movies of this level can still be seen in theaters.

The story of the movie is very simple and the main theme. Although it is not as fake as the main theme of China, it is basically a high school. Aliens are basically big idiots, there is no role, the rest is very similar to "Independence Day", you can't kill no matter what you hit and hit, and finally found a big spaceship in the main console, and then the lonely hero went to blow up, outside. The Stars are finished, and then the United States spread the experience of victory all over the world. It's not as creative as the group of aliens who couldn't stand the dirty air of the earth in "The End of the World".

But when it comes to the main theme, there is a fun thing. Just two days ago, a Chinese film "Jing Sha" was released. Someone revealed that "Jing Sha" only sold 1 ticket on the day it was released.... It is the same theme, what's the difference? It's that big.

As described by the Hollywood Reporter, this is a male-driven film. Therefore, male friends who like guns and ammunition, those who love to play "Modern War" and "Halo", are obsessed with the heroic fighting spirit. Friends, blessed are you! ! ! !

The director is very dedicated to implant the exact name of the weapon in every line of the film as much as possible, "you can pick the M16", "what kind of gun has you tasted in the belly of the golden snake", and "this is the last one." What kind of missile?" "I want to get back my apex laser or something"... Anyway, I can't remember, the director seems to care about this, but I just think that every sentence has become so many difficult words, maybe he thinks Let's go the military geek route, it might be fun if Sheldon tells it, but I guess he won't bother to say it.

It is said that the directors used real guns and live ammunition to pursue the sense of documentary. They built a film and television base in a certain place in Louisiana, simulated the street scenes of Los Angeles, and then put up all kinds of damaged cars and trucks, and then bombed them indiscriminately. They fry worse. Because the director despises CG, he thinks how to make it so fake, and despise 3D technology even more. Although the effect is indeed very real, but I always feel that this brute force approach is a bit like "New Shaolin Temple"...

At the end of the film, the soldiers went through hardships, fighting for dozens of hours with powerful aliens, wounded and killed countless, and finally exploded. With the big boss, go back to the base. The soldiers praised them all when they saw them, and even shouted long live the 2nd Battalion and 5th Team! ! ! Then the chief said, go have breakfast, my heroes! ! The buddy who took the lead led his men into the tent, and after a while in Lengshen, he began to load the bullets. The chief asked, what are you doing, the buddy in the lead said: "I think we have already had breakfast." Then a group of people walked to the battlefield without any hesitation, vowing to completely eradicate the stars and retake Los Angeles.

Fuck me, what do you do if you have such a high-level leader at the stall? Anyway, if it were me, I might have smashed the table with Ya.


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More nonsense

Why are there no science fiction films in China? The novels such as "Three Body" have been written, and there is no director's interest. It is hoped that director Zhang Yimou will co-produce "Three-Body" with Xu Ke, Zhang Yimou will be responsible for the part during the Cultural Revolution, and Xu Hark will be responsible for the science fiction part.

Speaking of "Three-body", I suddenly thought that the three-body civilization would arrive on earth in 400 years. Then if the end of the world in 2012 really came, wouldn't the three-body civilization come in vain... Then, seeing this dilemma, they Will it also lift the table?

Update:

Under the contempt of netizens, I decided to switch to Jiang Wen + Nolan + Cameron to co-direct, Jiang Wen is responsible for the cultural revolution background of the Great Khingan Mountains era, Nolan is responsible for the world in the game, and Cameron is responsible for outer space customs, preliminary 3 auctions are planned.

Luo Ji Actor Nomination: Nicholas Tse/Liang Jiahui/Han Han (Han Han currently leads by absolute advantage)
Nomination: Jiang Wen (self-directed and self-acted)
Zhang Beihai Nomination: Wang Zhiwen/ Zhang Hanyu
Ye Wenjie Nomination: Jiang Wenli/ Zhang Aijia/ Yan Ni
Zhuang Yan Nomination: Li Bingbing / Fan Bingbing / Cecilia / Song Hye Kyo
Cheng heart: Gao Yuanyuan
Ai AA: Yao Chen
Yun Tian Ming: article / Liu Ye
aliens: Huang Xiaoming

is currently not controversial roles are:

Cheng heart: Gao Yuanyuan
Ai AA: Yao Chen
aliens: Huang Xiaoming



...... list keeps crashing Adding...

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Extended Reading
  • Nicolas 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Slept until the end of the movie and briefly woke up twice

  • April 2022-03-24 09:01:32

    Some of the American themes are straight-forward.

Battle Los Angeles quotes

  • Cpl. Kevin Harris: Santos, you okay?

    TSgt. Elena Santos: Yeah. I got that nasty stuff all over my mouth, man.

    Cpl. Kevin Harris: Ha ha ha ha.

    TSgt. Elena Santos: It's not funny.

    Cpl. Kevin Harris: Ha. You let him do you on the first date.

  • Sgt. Major: At 14:46 Pacific Standard Time, 12 different locations around the world were breached, in what appears to be a coordinated attack by an unknown enemy. All breaches were along the coastline, in what is a campaign of rapid dominance. This is a textbook military invasion. There are massive casualties in New York, defensive lines are being setup in Boston, and at 13:15 Zulu Time we lost communications with San Francisco and San Diego, their status is unknown. What we do know is that we are the LAST offensive force on the west coast, we can NOT lose Los Angeles.