Shocking bullshit

Jamaal 2021-11-28 08:01:20

Not much to say, straight to the point.
According to the order in which the film is played,
1, the first shot of the protagonist is cutting wood, chatting with the old man while cutting. For Mao I think the highlight of this shot is not the protagonist or the old man, but the thin piece of wood that has been chopped by no less than ten axes?
2. When Athena appeared on stage, she and Zeus looked at each other affectionately. Just when I thought that the director had given these two gods a new identity and relationship, the sentence of father broke my heart. Is this the legendary forbidden love?
3. The protagonist witnessed his mother's tragic death and showed great power, and was knocked to the ground afterwards. Then he was arrested as a coolie and moved a piece of wood with the muscular coolies. Immediately afterwards, they escaped successfully with the priest. But I have to say, why did Heinpolis say that he valued priests very much, while at the same time he was so stupid that he sent dozens or twenty scraps to take care of a group of wolf-like slaves and priests?
4. God finally appeared. The rough and rotten headgears are really painful. For Mao Bo Saidong became the son of Zeus? Zeus Niu X said loudly that no one was allowed to help the protagonist, or he would die, and killed Apollo before the battle, leaving him with charred bones. I want to say, Zeus, in order to exercise the growth of a human being, you actually risked defeat and killed your general? Could it be that Theseus is the son of Zeus! Apollo must be a symbol of Zeus's green hat, so Zeus took the opportunity to kill him!
5. Theseus discovered the divine bow while burying his mother. I'm sure that this bow must have been buried there deliberately by Zeus. The protagonist has never believed in gods. As a god king, Zeus must be very upset, so he arranged such a "miracle" for the protagonist, that is, you must dedicate your faith to me to get my reward for you. The question is, didn’t it explain that the Shenbong disappeared from the beginning? Zeus, you are cheating! ?
6. In the first battle of the monastery, if Apollo and Athena do not come down to be the protagonists, I'm sure the protagonist will be beaten into meatloaf. But in fact this is just a trap set by Zeus for Apollo, and Athena is definitely an accomplice of Zeus! Evidence 1: Athena urged Poseidon to help the protagonist. Poseidon was okay, indicating that Zeus was closing one eye. Evidence 2: With the example of Poseidon, the shots of Athena and Apollo are quite logical. But they both did it for Mao. Athena was fine as soon as she knelt, and Apollo was about to be beaten to death by Zeus with a whip, and only charred bones would be burnt? Evidence three, that vicious dog just took the bow away. Isn’t Zeus blind? No, because if the bow doesn't go away, the protagonist and his party will not be in desperation. If the protagonist does not fall into a desperate situation, Athena and Apollo will not take action.
7. Heinpolis in the film is an extremely proud person. Why is he suddenly thankful for his interest in the protagonist who is a slightly better player? Recalling the prophecy made by the priest that the protagonist and Heinpolis stood together, I think that Heinpolis has understood that Zeus's real purpose is not to prevent the resurrection of Titan, but Theseus, the protagonist. So as long as the protagonist can be won over, then Zeus will fail. Otherwise, the protagonist did not lead the army to win the war, second did not prevent the Titan from getting out of prison, and third would throw the divine bow, such a waste, Hainpolis wanted him to use it?
8. The same enlightenment can be found in the priestess who has no name from beginning to end. Otherwise, the protagonist is not particularly handsome, why would she take the initiative to undress and undress? Just kidding, she had already seen that the protagonist was the prince. As a priest, wouldn't it be normal to go next to the thigh of the Protoss prince?
9. After the resurrection of the Titans and the Protoss, I prefer to think of it as Zeus taking the opportunity to clean up the different internal sounds. Unexpectedly, at the first meeting of the Protoss, the gods were very dissatisfied with Zeus's orders, and they violated the rules. In the final battle, Zeus actually took four gods and passed away, and in the end the other gods died. , He took the dead (or dying) Athena and ran away, ignoring the other gods who died in battle.
10. Zeus is the god of thunder, but he can only play the whip for Mao? Why haven't you seen him play Lightning from beginning to end? Athena is the Goddess of Wisdom and Victory. Because Mao would follow Zeus to play melee, isn't she the only one who can coax other fools to die with Zeus? It seems that these gods can do nothing except for melee combat. There is evidence that the movie is in the sky at the end, and a lot of gods and Titans are playing against each other. Excuse me, since there are so many horses, why don't they bring them there and let the other gods die because of this?
11. Is this a Titan? How do I feel that the whole shape is a gorilla? Or is it like the half-orcs in the Lord of the Rings? And why is the IQ so low? The first time you get out of jail is not to rush to see the sun again, but to torture and kill a human being there?
12. The protagonist defeated Heinpolis with great pains, and ascended to heaven as a result. The question is, can you ascend to heaven just because you kill the boss? Let me say that at least it is necessary to kill a Titan or lead the army to victory to prove that he is capable of being a god, right? What's stupid is that Zeus said that he wanted the protagonist to lead the army to victory. As a result, the protagonist spent most of his time in a duel with Heinpolis. What if you win the boss and lose the following war? So the real reason for the protagonist’s ascension is that Zeus has achieved the goal of entrapment of other main gods, and it happens that the protagonist also killed the opponent’s boss, which is considered a great achievement. In the case of the death of other main gods, the protoss is not Zeus alone. Calculate? Therefore, if the protagonist is promoted to immortality, he will be promoted to immortality.
13. Regarding the battle between Gods and Titans, I have never understood. Since Gods have the ability to kill Titans, why didn't they kill the Titans directly in the past, and have to make a weak cage to imprison them? Still keep the tools that can break the cage in the world? There are no more than 12 Titans in the cage, maybe more than 12 were killed by the gods of Zeus. Where did the more come from?

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  • Dolores 2022-03-23 09:01:48

    Also those muscles and clothing are worth looking at.

  • Brittany 2022-03-24 09:01:44

    Passionate historical art film with a big chrysanthemum view. All kinds of male hormones, the gods who look like you. Strong man, can you do it again?

Immortals quotes

  • Theseus: Stand your ground! Fight for honor! Fight for the man beside you! Fight for those who bore you! Fight for your children! Fight for your future! Fight for your name to survive! Fight! For immortality!

  • Zeus: It's not living as such that's important, Theseus. It's living rightly.