Not all bugs are butterflies, because some are fucking maggots

Orin 2022-03-22 09:02:01

Not all bugs are butterflies, because some are fucking maggots. The one who rides the white horse is not necessarily a prince, some are his mother Tang monks. The children picked up in the spaceship are not necessarily Superman, nor are they necessarily Saiyans, and some may also be his mother's mental illness.

This movie, if you talk about it from the perspective of a horror movie, I will give it one star, which is completely failing. If you look at it as a sci-fi movie, it will also give you one star and five cents of special effects. See it as a cult movie, it's too slow, not bloody enough, and it's not fun at all. It is also a loss that those types of films are not counted, and the look and feel may be slightly better. But the most serious thing is that the plot setting is a little blind. The subject that was quite promising ended up being flat and flat, except for the ending that made me feel a little uncomfortable. In view of the fact that although this film is not good, it is not too disgusting to me, so I can barely give it a three-star rating. But it's also very sad, the most fearful thing about the movie is that it doesn't feel. The only thing I feel right now is that I really feel sorry for this subject.

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  • Laverne 2022-03-27 09:01:09

    Looking forward to rolling the dark universe

  • Justus 2022-04-21 09:02:28

    Really bloody hahahahaha

Brightburn quotes

  • [FBI and firefighters are scavenging around the plane wreckage caused by Brandon]

    Reporter: Breaking news at this hour. A passenger jet has crashed in the small town of Brightburn, Kansas. Details are still coming in, but there are believed to be no survivors of the 268 passengers on board. Investigators are not yet sure what caused the plane to drop suddenly from the sky and crash into this small family farm.

    [Brandon, looking innocent, is sitting in the back of an ambulance eating a chocolate chip cookie]

    Reporter: Among the reported dead are the residents of the farmhouse, Kyle and Tori Breyer. They are survived by their 12-year-old son, Brandon.

    [the dark music gets louder and the scene cuts to black to the film's title as the end credits, post-credit scenes, and the song "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish begin to play]

  • [first of the two post-credit scenes featuring The Big T]

    The Big T: The mainstream media as usual tries to sell you all a load of BULLSHIT!

    [second of the two post-credit scenes featuring The Big T]

    The Big T: Just like that half-man/half-sea creature capsizing fishing vessels in the South China Sea. Like what we were just talking about last week. Some kind of witch-woman who chokes people out with ropes and cords. They are all out there, they are all waiting, and they're all GONNA EAT A FUCKING BREAKFAST UNLESS WE GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING!