The world's most handsome bald-headed male wars prehistoric megalodon

Tressa 2021-12-01 08:01:28

For some reason, every time I watch an American movie, inserting Chinese is always a little awkward and unnatural. Is it because the voice actors are not in place? Why can't we have our usual conversational dubbing? Too "Mandarin" is not good!

I am not a "professional film critic". I watch a movie to support what I like, whether it is an actor or subject matter, as long as you see "him", it is worth the price. After all, the option to buy this ticket is not In your hands, after reading it, you say it's not worth the fare, WHAT????

At the beginning of the film, Jason's deep-sea rescue, no accident, the rescue failed, and since then it has become negative. In the second deep-sea rescue, he saw that the last failure gave him a great psychological shadow, and in the end he could only grit his teeth. This time it succeeded, and the real protagonist also appeared on the scene, a huge prehistoric shark, living under the thermocline of 11,000 meters in the deep sea.

Unexpectedly, when Jason’s submarine rushed out of the thermocline, it opened a gap in the thermocline, and the megalodon smoothly rushed out of the thermocline. It decided to teach humans a lesson, so it ran to the sea. After eating the two whales raised by the expedition team, the short-sighted expedition team showed its large body, labor and management are back again, tremble, human.

At this time it was time for the expedition team to leave, but the owner of the expedition team disagreed and was dazzled by the money. He decided to face the megalodon and catch the sharks from ice and ice, and give the sharks a shot of hyaluronic acid. To prevent sharks from eating people, first put Bingbing in a transparent glass container made in China. Yes, the glass can easily resist the shark's bite, but the rope connected to the glass container to the ship did not resist and broke. At the same time, the double kills were completed. Fortunately, although the blood remained, he was helped by his teammates.

Jason saw that it was not good, his wife was going to be killed by a shark, and now it is logical to pick up the previous diving industry again.

After a series of complicated actions, Bingbing was rescued without any risk. The main thing was that the hyaluronic acid had its effect and poisoned the sharks, just when everyone thought they could make money from this shark. , Another megalodon made its debut. PS: I thought that the sharks were not poisoned to death and would resurrect. I didn’t expect to have two heads. They should be a male and a female. I don’t know if they have any offspring. If so, you can shoot the second part and see Jason. Now, happy!

(In other words, Jason is 51 years old, his figure is still very good, six-pack abs, just like this kind of spirit, the score can't be low.)

Tucao: Bingbing's father left Bingbing's last words, embarrassing me, who designed the lines? Who dubbed it? There is no doubt that this paragraph is the most failed, but I still want to give 5 stars.

When the expedition team saw it, they were shocked, and they came again. They were not sure, they were about to hand the megalodon mess into the hands of the country, but many countries didn't believe it at all. Who were they bluffing? Believe it or not we complain to you? In this way, the country returned the pot to the expedition team.

The boss of the expedition team wanted to finish the shark hunting alone, so he invited foreign aid, got a lot of explosives, and threw them into the sea one by one. Sure enough, something was blown out. The boss went down to collect the power of war. It was a whale, bad. The boss turned and ran, but the boat was too fast and was thrown off by the pig teammates. The boss complied with global public opinion and was successfully killed by the shark.

The megalodon smelt the smell and swims to the beach in Sanya, one of the most visited beaches in the world. On the beaches of Sanya, there was a sea of ​​people. Not only me, but the whole theater was thinking that when the megalodon would eat people, the shark was attracted by the sound waves of the expedition team to swim back (I don’t know if it’s a disappointment or a bright spot, the expedition team has already known that there is a The shark can also make it eat people, it seems unreasonable).

Jumping over Bingbing and Jason to rescue people back and forth, mainly because of dog abuse, do not want to hit this section. Jason drove the submarine to bleed the shark, then jumped up and shot the shark in the eye (for Jason fans, it was a surprise, for non-fans and non-blacks, it was a bit bizarre, but this film was originally bizarre, only in science fiction Try to move closer to the truth on the basis of, don’t you?).

The blood of the shark attracted many great white sharks. As the saying goes, ants often kill elephants, and megalodons are eaten by many great white sharks.

PS: Actually, I prefer to keep the megalodon behind. After all, it is a prehistoric creature, killing one and one less.

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  • Daniella 2022-03-21 09:01:52

    I will never go to Sanya again!

  • Ocie 2021-12-01 08:01:28

    After reading it, I asked my colleague Bingbing how old she looked. The white colleague guessed that she was in her early 30s, and the Malaysian colleague scoffed at least 40. Makeup, one of the four major sorceries in Asia, really cannot deceive Asians.

The Meg quotes

  • Mac: Suyin, be advised. Evolution is now en route. Request you return to Mana One immediately.

    Suyin: Negative. He can give us an escort on our way up.

    Jonas Taylor: Tell her to get out of the way, Mac. More people means more risk and she's in way over her head.

    Mac: Jonas, you just told her yourself.

    Jonas Taylor: What?

    Mac: The little green button on your intercom, that's for single channel communication.

  • Suyin: My God! It's a shark. It's like, 20, 25 meters long.

    Jonas Taylor: It's a megalodon.

    Dr. Minway Zhang: Impossible.

    Jonas Taylor: So glad I'm not crazy.