Qin Shihuang, you have been wronged——Comment on the tomb of the mummified three dragon emperors

Ludwig 2021-11-27 08:01:18

I believe that many people have already watched the "Mummy Tomb of the Three Dragon Emperors", which is currently being performed hotly. Needless to say, people who have watched this film are all scolding. We almost instinctively feel this movie is extremely disgusting. From the standpoint of a Chinese, if someone can't see the disgusting part of this film, then you have to say that your personality is flawed.

I would like to open the sect and express my feelings, that is, I am now very sure that the most promiscuous nation in the world is definitely not the Korean nation. I want to shout loudly, as long as there are Americans, the Korean nation will always be second. American YY is a hundred times more disgusting than Koreans. When Koreans were in YY, there was a sense of nationalism that strongly bounced back because of inferiority complex. Although it is also offensive, we can understand it. But American YY is full of arrogance, ignorance and narcissism.

If Koreans feel painful at the same time as they have sex, because deep in their hearts there are always memories and low self-esteem of their own nation’s suffering history. So while Americans are having sex, they really have an orgasm.

And this Mummy III will undoubtedly show the Americans in a state of ejaculation in the public. It can be said that the nation that can do this kind of thing is so arrogant that it has no shame. If we can still understand American heroism in the past blockbuster films in the United States, then the current "blockbuster films" in the United States have been reduced to outright sexual immorality.

Let's take a look at the absurd plot of Mummy III.

In China in 1947, an American young man discovered the tomb of Emperor Qin in the desert of Ningxia. Needless to say, he was ecstatic, and directly transported the coffin of Emperor Qin to Shanghai. And quite well-founded. Where is the slightest respect for China's sovereignty in this plot? Excuse me, what qualifications and powers do you have as a foreigner to openly rob the tomb of Emperor Qin on the territory of China? And there is nothing wrong with it at all. The posture seemed as if the whole world belonged to their Americans. Dig where you want to dig, what you want. They had raped Egypt once before. Helpless Egypt is too weak and we can't hear its voice. But this time it was China's turn.

Afterwards, Huang Qiusheng, the general of the national army, sighed with the turmoil of the current situation, and appeared with great ambition to resurrect the Emperor Qin. But a few foreign devils obstructed in every possible way. He shot Qin Shihuang randomly with his small broken spear, which was more vigorous than ejaculation. Seeing this, I really hope Qin Shihuang slapped them to death. It’s a pity, let’s not forget, this is of course an American YY movie, so, not only did they openly pistol, Qin Shihuang could only run away embarrassed by their few broken pistols.

The following plot is still clichéd, and Qin Shihuang is portrayed as a brutal, ugly, and hysterical monster. Of course, a few Americans are the incarnation of justice, bravery and fearlessness. Anyway, it doesn't matter what they Americans do in this matter, what about the resurrection of Qin Shi Huang of China? And it didn't say that people plan to destroy the world. In short, I'm too lazy to explain this in the movie, anyway, Qin Shihuang is about to be destroyed, and it is absolutely useless to rely on others, and can only be stopped by a few Americans who have nothing extraordinary, but who have become heroes.

Then, I counted, there were about 5, 6 people, 7, 8 guns, and they embarked on the journey to overthrow the entire Qin Empire. During this period, not only defeated the well-equipped national army, but also defeated the mighty division of Da Qin. In the end, of course, the omnipotent Qin Shihuang was also killed by them with a fruit knife. You have to ask, damn, why is this? All I can say is that you have to ask the director.

Anyway, along the way, we have seen Americans explode in character and the small universe is burning. In short, the bullets are not afraid of rain, because those bullets can't even touch their skins, but they are all sharpshooters with a hundred shots.

How else would you say that the Koreans are not opponents? To be more obscene, the whole world must worship Americans as teachers.

During the period, the Americans also had two helpers. One was a little beauty who was immortal, and the other was Michelle Yeoh, who was named Ziyuan in the film. Who are these two people? It was the woman who had offended Qin Shihuang back then. Therefore, they were unhappy with Qin Shihuang and needed to destroy him quickly. In addition, a few worthless Americans have become their powerful helpers. In other words, they are powerful helpers for Americans. In short, what we have seen is that they and the Americans have killed countless Chinese people without any hesitation. At the same time, the mother and daughter have reached a level 6 excellent level of English, and there is no barrier to communication with Americans. Their values ​​are to do their utmost to help a few Americans who have come to China to rob tombs. Such people are usually called traitors and traitors. In the new era, we call them WT. However, among the Mummy III, they are the embodiment of justice and kindness. why? After all, foreigners like running dogs. In the same way, it can also be seen that foreigners like Shanghai very much. Because in the film, the life of foreigners in Shanghai is called a comfortable life. Of course, Michelle Yeoh's mother and daughter are also part of American YY. The beautiful little daughter started to attack young Americans, but then fell in love with him somehow. In the whole film, their dialogues totaled no more than 20 sentences, and their feelings were not prepared for any exchange and communication, and there was no reasonable brewing at all, but they fell in love with each other. About the eighth sentence of their conversation, the American man said that I want to be with you forever. The Chinese woman was actually quite moved. Where did their feelings come from? We can't figure it out, of course we still have to ask the director. The director told us impatiently that I was having sex, don't interrupt me, are you bothered? In this way, Americans are portrayed as excellent and lovable images. Although there is no convincing evidence in the film, there is no way, other people just inexplicably love them Americans.

In short, in the film, China is portrayed as an ancient and mysterious space of different dimensions, Qin Shihuang is portrayed as a demon, and the Chinese dragon becomes a fire-breathing monster with three heads and wings. In short, all this is strange to the Chinese. But it is not important, these are just the stage to set off the American NB. Who cares if it is real?

Finally, Americans have not forgotten to insinuate politics. That is China's tyranny and darkness, because Qin Shihuang said to eliminate freedom. At the same time, it also expressed concern about the rise of China, because Qin Shihuang was ambitious to revive Da Qin, and he echoed a hundred responses, which undoubtedly implied that the unity and nationalism of the Chinese people were naturally afraid of them. So they want to kill China's rise in the cradle in the movie.


After watching the film, it is not difficult for all Chinese to appreciate the disgusting national character of the Americans. To be honest, movies such as the past "The Devil" are also the subject of American heroism. They are also stories that boast that the United States will save the world, but they are somewhat euphemistic and easier to accept. Now, the crudely crafted American blockbusters, It's simply unreasonable and naked YY in front of you. I can’t help asking, what American values ​​are still exported by American culture like this? Your American values ​​have long been as stinking as ***. Still narcissistic.


In the 21st century, Americans’ Western-centrism is still deeply ingrained. China is regarded as a marginal zone, but a place for their "civilized people" to explore and be heroes. How many American barbarians are also worthy of being opponents of Qin Shihuang? Will Qin Shihuang eventually be defeated? To be honest, this superiority of white supremacy as a god is long gone. If they held this attitude 100 years ago, the Chinese would probably have no choice but to sigh and shook their heads. But today, they are still like this, which makes people feel disgusted, disgusting and contemptuous. Is there such a YY? You don't have such strength and status anymore, so you still have to think like this. In the eyes of the Chinese, it is just as ridiculous as the Koreans. There is even worse.

China is not Egypt. Egypt has irretrievably declined. You can do whatever you want. But China is different. In the past, China has always been the center of the world, and you have become a barbarian. Although it is not working anymore in modern times, it is now returning to its central position. You are really blinded by China's unbridled YY.

Qin Shihuang was portrayed this way in the movie, which made everyone feel sad. I believe that all Chinese people are supporting him, even if he is portrayed as a devil, everyone expects him to kill those ***. Unfortunately, the director is also a ***, so *** won. I am thinking that if Qin Shihuang is really resurrected, I am afraid that most of the Chinese people today will support him. He is not a devil, he is a king who rules the world.

So, here I want to say to the first emperor under Jiuquan, you are wronged. But don't be sad. Didn't you see, we Chinese are all scolding those dogs who insulted you for you. You should feel relieved to have such a support rate. At the same time, don't worry, let's make a movie in China in a few years, which will definitely let you have a good view.

The name is "Da Qin", and I have figured out the plot. You are resurrected again. This time, you are definitely not a devil, but you are wearing a dragon robe and a crown. Of course, you have a lot of terracotta warriors and horses. They have all been resurrected together. In order to be afraid of your loneliness, Wei Liaozi, Li Si and others are also together. Resurrected. Then, first arrange you to travel to Xianyang, and then let you inspect the Great Wall. Let me introduce you to the current state of China and the international environment. Finally, arrange you to watch Mummy III. Of course, you are very upset after reading it, and ask everyone, which *** filmed this? We tell you, this was taken by Mei Yi. You ask, what kind of birdman is this? We tell you that it is probably the descendants of some barbarians in the Roman Empire of your time. Then you ask, where is the Roman Empire? We tell you that it is more to the west than the Western Regions, but if you keep going west, you can get there in a few months. After you listened, meditate for a moment and whispered "Fuck!" So you asked us to send you back to your time. Before you left, you encouraged everyone, "You and the younger generations must work hard to carry forward our Chinese civilization and reappear the majesty of the celestial dynasty!" Everyone was encouraged! Then, you returned to the era of Daqin, facing the unifying empire and the troubled current situation at that time, you announced the world and told about your experience and feelings of watching the three mummies. After understanding this situation, the people of the world united around the imperial court with you at the core. The nobles of the six countries no longer seek independence, so you led Qi Chuyan, Han Zhao, Wei, Qin, and the old army to form a large army, cross the Great Wall, all the way to the west, and capture The city is going to kill.

The Roman Empire has broken up. . . . . . . .

To deal with Americans’ YY, one should respond in a way that is even more YY than him!

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Extended Reading
  • Sarai 2022-04-24 07:01:05

    This is what I saw on the long drive

  • Randy 2021-11-27 08:01:18

    Not as exciting as the first two

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor quotes

  • [stopping a truck and throwing the man out]

    Rick O'Connell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal. There's a mummy on the loose!

  • [upon being surrounded by an army of the undead]

    Rick O'Connell: These are, uh... They're good undead guys, right?