Count the seven deadly sins of the rotten movie "Tomorrow's War"

Carmel 2021-12-03 08:01:43

This is a Hollywood science fiction blockbuster that can't stand scrutiny.

If you don’t like to watch a movie and just want to make it lively, then it’s quite a surprise, suitable for watching a big bucket of popcorn.

1. Old-fashioned routines

In the past, there was a way of making movies in foreign countries, which was to arrange the protagonist to travel to the future world to create miracles and change the trajectory of the current bad things. Either it is to overcome the crisis, smash the conspiracy and then return to the present time and space from the thrill to live a happy life. Either he discovered something that awakened humanity in the future, and then returned to the world to wake up.

Even filming a safe driving promotional film "The Moment Before the Car Accident" is to let the drivers predict the consequences of the car accident in advance, then get out of the car and talk to some distressing confession, and then still let the accident happen so as to alert the world to the greatest extent.

This kind of routine was played well by them.

However, this time they got rid of it.

In the past, I photographed human nature.

This time through the journey is to express sorrow for composing new words.

People 30 years later have encountered a crisis, and they need people 30 years ago to rescue them.

Could it be that mankind has suffered a major retreat in the past 30 years?

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2. The U.S. does not talk about human rights

Regardless of the casualty rate, as long as you haven't survived thirty years, you will all come and be a guinea pig.

It was said that it only fell 1.5 meters or 3 meters, but some people fell directly into boxes and fell from a skyscraper that was a few hundred meters away.

What is the point of sending them to death like this?

In the film, the cancer patient who has served many times said that he does not want to die at home in obscurity, but only wants to live out value.

But there are still many people who have a lot of longevity. This is a good time living with their families, so they are deprived.

And the most important thing is that many of them have not received any training at all, and they have no combat effectiveness at all. They have completely sent a guinea pig to death. The conscription agency can't manage that many, so let's send you to death first.

Can't we arrange a plane with a science fiction point?

3. Hollywood has lost its imagination

This person has been made to pass through the wormhole in large quantities to travel through time and space. At first glance, it sounds pretty awesome, but the result is.

Everyone has an automatic rifle in his hand. It can't be killed for a long time after an infinite bullet. For about 30 years, haven't developed any powerful light weapons?

When it comes to plane bombing, I'm sorry that we can't change their combat plan. Isn’t the biggest future officer appearing in the TM movie the colonel who is your daughter? Who has the final say?

Let’s talk about the plane 30 years later. At first glance, it’s still F22. Well, it’s still an unguided bomb. I was really convinced by this ghost movie. Don’t you need a bomber for carpet bombing? Just two or three bombs were carpet bombed? Will the United States still show off F22 in 2051?

You guys who make money are too unimaginative.

Hummer hasn't changed at all for decades

4. Please don't treat the audience as mentally retarded

A group of civilian soldiers from the past time and space were sent out to do missions. Let’s not talk about those who fell directly to their deaths. Those who were not dead finally escaped and finished the mission. But you, the commander, called the Hummer convoy every minute? Didn’t the researchers at the scientific research base be rescued when you sent the Hummer fleet out? Send a group of square meters to death?

After all, the most funny thing is that those Hummers hung up as soon as they came out, and the commander shouted in the command room, retreat, retreat?

Oh, others are fools? Need you to retreat? Who can't run, the key is that TM has monsters chasing and can't run.

Well, thirty years later, the Hummer is still that Hummer without any upgrades.

5. The literary drama is too long

First, the father’s temperament changed so much that he was alienated from his wife and daughter. The cause and consequence were not explained. Then, his grandfather and his grandmother had not clarified the entanglement before, and the family suddenly reconciled.

You have been so easy to reconcile the hero, don't you need to travel to the future to fight monsters?

The director arranges literary play for the male and female protagonists every three to five times. This literary play can neither resonate nor resonate with it. If you are a really cool film, you will not pursue any logical self-consistent. The key point is that you still do so many emotional dramas, and the weaknesses of the film are constantly exposed in the long plot. For example, that closely guarded base was finally captured by monsters all over the mountains, and there was no defensive ability at all. Isn't it a joke that you surround those walls?

If you have a large base, don’t you know how to send more people to help the colonel speed up the analysis of the most effective poison?

Don't talk about being a strong female colonel. As a leader, what she needs is to lead a team, not to save the world alone.

6. Monsters gradually become dishes

We didn't really see what they looked like until about forty minutes in the film, and the late appearance did not make the monsters stronger.

Let's say that monsters are not powerful, humans are almost eaten up.

Speaking of monsters, they can't even run the protagonist's Hummer. I feel that only a few nuclear bombs will be wiped out.

Speaking of the importance of female beasts, there is no protective power in the lair, it is itself.

Say that the female beast is not important. After it was caught, countless males came to rescue.

In short, this group of monsters has become a protagonist who couldn't kill anything from the beginning.

This kind of change makes people feel that this monster is just like this, and no one is afraid of it more and more.

This also means that the protagonist is not forced into desperation at all.

7. Out of thin air slander is the deadliest

Remember the reasons why the U.S. occupied Iraq?

I suspect you have weapons of mass destruction.

Everyone knows it.

Mao didn't find it.

This time it is not only said that Russia is an enemy country in the movie.

It even sent heroes to go deep into Siberia to destroy the monsters.

From now on, I want to occupy Russia.

I suspect that there are large-scale white spikes hidden in your territory.

Hahaha.

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Extended Reading

The Tomorrow War quotes

  • Dan Forester: Second chances are really hard to come by.

  • Colonel Muri Forester: Nothing about this for me is sentimental. I didn't in any way bring you here because I wanted to spend time with my father. I brought you here for a reason.