How bad is this movie? Even someone like me who will read the Men in Black trilogy in its entirety every holiday, but is too lazy to write a film review, can't help but open the document before the plot of the film even reaches its climax. , come on, feel my wrath.
Yes, it is anger! You said how many action movies, secret agent movies, and vulgar romance movies are released every year in the United States, why use the IP of Men in Black to toss a so-called "love, action, science fiction" movie!
1. Would the traitor dare to be more obvious? The supervisor who always protects the male protagonist, the annoying colleague who always goes against the male protagonist, guess who is the traitor?
That's right, it's our honest and gentle supervisor. This kind of low-level reversal, domestic commercial war movies are not played, okay? In order to raise the suspicion value of annoying colleagues, a paragraph similar to the forced palace was interspersed in the middle, but it was useless. After reading it, I just felt that T was a very useless weak and stupid. Then in the last twenty-five minutes, everyone suddenly became smart. The three of them discovered the abnormality of t together. In fact, I have a question here. The man in black is such a base camp that aliens manage, assist and control. Human beings were pierced by aliens, and no one found out after three years. Any alien with a political IQ of more than 60 would have eaten up the earth long ago, and would have tossed with super weapons.
2. I can't see the characteristics of the male protagonist as the best agent in history. I have never won with a weapon, and the one who was beaten to the ground with both hands. People are set up in a mess, and they are unrestrained and unrestrained, but they are full of wretchedness. The alien who can read minds said that h has changed. I thought there would be a tragic past that would cause the male protagonist's temperament to change drastically. In the end, the male protagonist was wiped out of his memory. So what happened to the hero? Did you clear your IQ when you cleared your memory? ?
3. The alien part of the whole film may not have as many love stories as the male protagonist.
4. Kabilanak Shulin, once again cruelly proved that "it's too young, big, not necessarily good", and I'm cute.
5. Can it be! do not make! "I'm the man in black" as a mantra! ! ! Every time the male protagonist says "we are man in black" arrogantly, I really want to slap him, can you shut up and don't insult this sentence? ! !
6. Although it can be said that the person in charge was pierced by alien souls, the principle of "Earth does not participate in alien things" was very emphasized in the previous series, and even refused to take in "Light of Sata" in the second part , It is necessary to intervene in alien politics here! Entertaining! ! !
7. Go to the female arms dealer to steal the weapons back. The male protagonist seduces and the female protagonist sneaks in. Seriously think about it, is it a bad scene that many European and American films have done?
8. The super-powerful twin luminous creatures, after tossing for most of the episode, were easily killed in seconds. T's lines were really perfunctory, "There is no alien creature in this world that cannot be killed, as long as the electricity is strong enough."
9. Welcome to watch the ppt on the topic of "Technology and Weapons, Technology and Pretence". Every time the car, gun, and other alien high-tech appear, the surprised and stunned expression of the hostess makes people feel embarrassed to curl their toes.
10. Bingbing is really not cute, not cute, not cute! It came very suddenly, and it wasn't three-dimensional enough. It wasn't just a mascot that could be used as a mascot, and it was obviously imitating bugs and dogs. The force value was low. is very deliberate.
11. The setting of the male protagonist is messy, and the female protagonist is not much better. After saving the alien creatures at the beginning, the female protagonist embarked on the road to find the man in black. The reason is to explore the truth of the universe. For this reason, she abandoned her family and abandoned her. Parents, even abandoned basic human social and social relationships, so pure enthusiasm, but it is only reflected in words, but there is no support in the follow-up, the heroine is very ordinary, and the communication with the male protagonist does not reveal the so-called enthusiasm that only focuses on the truth of the universe .
12. Why don't you write the hero and heroine as socialist brotherhood, the ambiguous atmosphere is very embarrassing, very embarrassing.
13. Huang Bo appeared as an alien representative for at least five seconds, which was too long and too deliberate.
14. It is estimated that the most hilarious part of each Men in Black movie is this link, Stallone, Yao Ming, ladygaga, looking forward to surprises.
15. Feel the conscience and say something, the smile is very embarrassing.
16. The screenwriter has a strong sense of survival. Without Will Smith, the heroine is a black + a woman, always reminding "men in black". The first time was a reminder, the second time was too much.
17. When I wrote this, the story just ended. It was a very mediocre, bland, ordinary and boring climax and ending. The villain said that the male protagonist was like a son like an idiot, and the male protagonist also hugged the villain like an idiot and said he was like a father. , and then love saves the world. Well, the father-son relationship was only explained verbally by the annoying colleague C in front of me, but it's the same problem. The people set up too thinly, and I didn't see it at all.
18. The male protagonist was beaten from the beginning to the end like a sandbag. I remember it very seriously. In the end, the male protagonist was also useless at all!
19. Don't make the second part, really, or I'll turn my face.
20. You can also shoot, change the name, thank you.
It can be seen that the screenwriter has ambitions for the man in black. He wants to change the old impression of the past and have a new beginning. If he does well, he can really open a new series, so he changed his perspective and even changed his style. The male protagonist has really become an agent, wandering among all kinds of aliens (gangsters), no longer wearing a tight black suit, wearing serious and cold sunglasses, and holding a gun. But I couldn't hold back my heart that wanted to rub off the heat. I didn't say the cool little black car whose appearance was so simple that it was a little embarrassing. I specially emphasized the red button for acceleration (suffice it to say, the appearance of this car 20 years ago was indeed a Very cool, but for us who have been bombarded by all kinds of sci-fi films, it is really soso, not amazing, not even a tribute to the classic satisfaction, only the embarrassment of cooking cold rice), and even T's office wall, there is still a hanging Picture of vice j and k saving the planet. But you must know that in the previous series, even as a hero who sacrificed to save the world, K only had a transparent bust.
Actually, what really pisses me off is that the movie squanders the hero into a dazzling star, a hero who shows off himself all the time. In the previous series, the director used the mouths of j and k several times to express a basic principle of the man in black, that is, the unsung hero. j said in Men in Black 2, "You wanna be a hero? Then you're in the wrong place. Do you know James Edward? He saved 85 people in the subway today and no one knew he existed. If no one How can he be a hero knowing he exists?"
Sad? No, they may be lost or lonely, looking at the starry sky and feeling the insignificance and loneliness of human beings, but guarding the simple persistence. save the world? It's too heavy, let's call it a goalkeeper to protect the earth. However, I didn't see any story connotation here, nothing.
I really don't know what to say. I'm so angry that I want to open Men in Black 2 and wash my eyes, and I'm going to write a review of the previous series, otherwise I'm so sorry that we are man in black!
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