Amazing carrot and tough guy to conquer that dog

Allan 2021-11-27 08:01:17

Mr. Smith, played by Cliff Owen, is the favorite carrot eater I have ever seen. His carrot is like Li Xunhuan’s little Li Fei knife. He never knows where he took it out, even in the toilet. It seems that there is only one turnip shop in the film, I don't know if it is an explanation.
Turnip’s murder is unambiguous. Cheng Yaojin’s three-handed axe is to "slash the forehead, pierce the eye, and chop the stubbornness", while Mr. Cliff Owen can pierce the forehead, pierce the eye, throw the radish to ask for directions, and shoot with his fingers... It's almost a radish to cool the girl.
Start with radish and end with radish. It's really nice to think of Paul Giamatti's villain calling him "Mr. Rabbit".
Now I feel that it is a pity that Cliff Irving will not play 007. Picking up girls, playing cool, and acting are not ordinary. As for the air gun battle, the predecessor 007 Brosnan does not seem to have played it. The former predecessor 007 Ronaldo Jay Moore is far less handsome than Owen. As for marksmanship, of course, it is also more godly in this film. Before watching "The Insider", Cliff Owen was also terribly cool, and the dragon is not seen to the end, this kind of temperament is simply perfect for picking up girls.
The dialogue in the film is very good. Here is a recording:
1.-Stop washing the milk? ——I’m not a Girl Scout anymore.
2. I am a British nanny. I am dangerous.
3.-Do you know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine? Porcupine's chickens grow outside.
4. I am an invisible bomber.
5.-Shoot that dog! ——No, I like dogs!
6. ——Do you know why people like guns? Because the United States is a promising place, guns can make poor people rich, and cowards can become tough guys.
7. ——Are you the coward holding a gun? ——No, I am a tough guy with a coward in his hand.
8. ——Do you know where the gun is better than the wife? The gun can be equipped with a silencer, but the wife cannot.
9.-We never wanted to kill you, we just wanted to scare you. ——Oh, this seems to explain why you always hit the wrong line.
Some small plots in the film are also very interesting. Nothing can stop the hero Cliff Owen from shooting and killing, even if he is delivering a baby or having sex. Use the severed hand to fire the gun with the fingerprint code. When a strange woman spanked to educate her son, the hero rushed out to preside over justice and spanked the woman in public. Put the gun on the finger of the beautiful woman as a ring. The hero's five-finger severed fingers sandwiched four bullets and burned in the fireplace, and the warhead shot and hit the villain. There are also nuns in dresses with bare bottoms, female corpses with tits always exposed, maternity factories, babies who love to listen to heavy metal music, mice that can open doors, American presidential candidates who are too easy to die, and so on.
This is an American version of "Baby Project." Paul Giamatti, who is entangled by his wife on his mobile phone, is also very much like Sammo Hung in "Slaying the Wolf". Of course, as for the toughness of a tough guy, no one can match Cliff Owen. After the hero shows his power, even the pet dog raised by the enemy can be conquered by him. When that dog goes on the road with the hero, you can't think of the first words the hero said at the beginning of the movie: Fuck it!

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Extended Reading
  • Verna 2021-11-27 08:01:17

    It's so fucking not wordy at all

  • Syble 2022-04-24 07:01:05

    Carrots and the beautiful legendary woman of Sicily

Shoot 'Em Up quotes

  • Mr. Smith: You know what I really hate?

    [Smith shoots Hertz in the the chest]

    Mr. Smith: What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand.

  • Mr. Smith: [after biting into a carrot and pointing a gun at Hertz] What's up, doc?

    Mr. Hertz: Ooh, you're a wascally wabbit.

    [points his gun at Smith]

    Mr. Hertz: But you're not wascally enough.

    Mr. Smith: Yeah? That's a six-shooter. I just counted six shots. You've blown your load.