I also have this feeling when watching "Bodyguard in Fire". In the 86-minute movie, I wanted to try to figure out the next scene, but soon I gave up this futile effort, simply stopped my brain, and let my mind feel the kind of mentally retarded. Explosive.
What is a magnificent movie? This is a magnificent movie—playing anytime, anything can be used to play, creative and tireless. If the rhythm is so tight that I can’t find a chance to go to the bathroom, or if the quality of the copy is too good to say, I would think this is a performance art film that pays tribute to a B-level film, just like the two I liked a while ago. "The Mill Movie" is the same.
But even if it is a commercial film through and through, I like it too much. There is no need to play tribute or art. As long as you are cool and very cool, then it is awesome.
The most prominent cool is naturally the idea of killing people. Killing people with carrots? Fire a bullet with the fire in the fireplace and between your fingers? Hit the opponent's car without wearing a seat belt to kill? Turn guns into puppets to kill? Killing while making love? All kinds of weird and fancy killing methods you can think of can be found in this movie. In the corpse-wolf room, the handsome Cliff eating carrots suddenly reminded me of the cute Energizer Bunny.
The deadly white rabbit who tirelessly shoots and guns is you.
Cliff, who failed to make the sixth-generation 007, is naturally one of the outstanding coolness, but don’t forget the bearded PAUL, he is one of my favorite Hollywood movie stars, from "A Life with Wine" to " "Tekken Man", this melancholy middle-aged man turned into a big villain. Of course, when he was a villain, he still talked a lot. He hawed his wife on the phone, and was finally dumped. Bad guys are bad guys, whether you are a writer or a black boss (actually a black cock).
I have to mention the beautiful Bellucci. As soon as I opened the door of the brothel room, I recognized the soul of "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily", but a few close-ups made me realize that old, old, you old I'm getting old too.
For these three extraordinarily stylish protagonists, "FireWire Bodyguard" is also not to be missed. In particular, PAUL's acting skills add a lot of artistic cells to a film that doesn't need to use brains, and it doesn't appear to be so mentally retarded.
If a movie has actors with great acting skills, cool scenes, and a thrilling rhythm, what more can you expect? I am not an Oscar judge, nor a film student, nor a professional commentator. I just want to watch an exciting movie to relax my mind and secrete more hormones.
If this is your expectation, then, "FireWire Bodyguard", not to be missed.
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