Get in the car as soon as possible, no time to explain!

Melyssa 2021-12-01 08:01:27

"Michael Bay continues to direct, and I will continue to act." Mark Wahlberg said excitedly. "Get in the car quickly, there is no time to explain." Bombshell said to the audience. Now I vaguely remember how I watched the fourth part with my roommate. I held him tightly, awake, wake up, the movie is over. Sorry, I fell asleep because of the explosion. The following is a wonderful review of the Transformers universe series: The first episode tells us that at the beginning of the 19th century, someone on the Arctic Circle had seen Autobots, and then inexplicably slapped around. The second episode tells us that the origin of the Autobots is fire, and then inexplicably slapped around. The third episode is even more exaggerated. When I landed on the moon, I saw the Autobots, and then inexplicably slapped around. The fourth episode is not over yet, there were Autobots in the Cretaceous period 65 million years ago. Let's play, let me know when we finish playing. The fifth episode is here, let's not talk about it, just start the fight. Many years later, Michael Bay said with great heart that the most proud thing in my life is that I took the Transformers. Don’t panic. I checked how many of them I took. I have thought of the names behind, and I hope I can use them directly. Transformers Transformers: Making a comeback Transformers: At the dark of the moon Transformers: Rebirth from extinction Transformers: The last knight……………………………………. Transformers: Back to the past Transformers: Traveling through the future Transformers: The Last Transformers Transformers: The Last Transformers: Really unchanged The next year, Patamon announced that it will create a super big IP King Kong universe with Universal Pictures, robots The final battle with the gorilla. ------Updated on June 25th ------ I saw the movie a few days ago, and I wanted to leave a poke here temporarily, just a few words of teasing. At the beginning of 2017, the annual American Super Bowl kicked off again, commonly known as the "American Spring Festival Gala", the most watched program in the United States. This year's Hollywood blockbuster trailers are bombarding the Super Bowl in turn. "National wine cocktail, tell you the time", "KFC of the United States, KFC of the world" and so on. "Wolverine 3", "Fast and Furious 8," "Guardians of the Galaxy 2", "Pirates of the Caribbean 5", and "Transformers 5", the major US production companies have spared no effort to promote and build momentum. It is not difficult to find that this year's Hollywood films are basically all sequels, so when we are watching the sequels, what are we watching? When Padmon's first Transformers came out in 2007, the fans were all excited, including myself. After all, at that time, I felt the fun of getting in the car for the first time. So that I have been fantasizing about encountering a car repair girl on the side of the road, but the reality is that I don't have a car at all!

Although the plot is also routine, typical Hollywood industrial products, (here is a compliment, we still have too many places to learn in the film industry, a good-looking commercial movie is a good commercial movie). The story of a seemingly ordinary but destined middle school student who happened to be involved in the war between the righteous Autobots and the evil Decepticons, thus saving the world and winning the return of the beauties. But the addition of the Autobots made the plot's ups and downs quite fresh. During that time, fans would enthusiastically discuss the topic of sexy goddess Megan Fox, gangbang shots, and dew points. Sorry, there is no dew point. Later, I found other movies of the heroine on the Internet and I was satisfied. What kind of genre a good commercial movie is is very important. However, in China, many people still don't even know the definition of the three words genre, and the things you shoot are nondescript. You have worked so hard to shoot, and the audience will have a headache. Turning to look at these sequels of commercial films this year, they can be defined by another genre, which is the so-called IP film. Some IPs are there all the time, waiting for you to use them, and some are your own brands and gradually form IPs. IP movies don’t need to tell a good story? For a complete movie, I’m afraid it doesn’t seem appropriate. Even if you have a huge group of movie fans, even if you like hard things, no matter how hard they are, they are toys. The plot does not mean how complicated it has to be. The plot of "Avatar" is the story of the government demolition team and the nail house. The plot conflicts are reasonable, the plot is developed properly, and the action special effects are pleasing to the eye. However, this time, Transformers must have spent a lot of effort to figure out the script. The official team gave out a strong team of 9 screenwriters. It can be seen that the film's intentions are not satisfactory. The pyramids, the human landing on the moon, and the British Stonehenge are not missed. Einstein, Hawking, and Galileo were all spared. Fortunately, our country has announced in advance that the Great Wall is used to defend against monsters, otherwise I am really worried that the secrets of the earth mentioned by Optimus Prime are the Great Wall and the like. Optimus Prime said that blackening means blackening, and the bumblebee said, do you remember the little bee on the shore of Daming Lake? Buzzing. Oh, little bee, you even spoke, I remember. Fuck, there is still such an operation? ! It seems that the major film companies did not bring Patamon to the secret meeting. Otherwise, Transformers should be able to find a practical character development line such as Dad. Find dad in "Wolverine 3"; find dad in "Fast and Furious 8"; find dad in "Guardians of the Galaxy 2"; find dad in "Gabile Pirates 5". Good father, bad father, you are my handsome father. Maybe, this series You should stop and ponder. There is no doubt about the ability to explode shellfish. The scheduling and rendering of big scenes is his advantage as a well-known director. However, will it be too monotonous to always smash the pot and sell iron. After "Pirates of the Caribbean 4", Disney did not rush to release the fifth part. Although the box office was gratifying, the audience's criticisms were heard in their ears. After 6 years of changing directors, changing scripts, and suspending filming, I only met with fans all over the world this year. Although, compared with the earliest trilogy, we still need to improve, but we at least see some hope, such as-find a father. Eat twice-cooked pork every once in a while, and occasionally change to shredded pork with green pepper, right? ! Finally, I remind everyone: This time Warner Bros. and Patamon have a novel and in-depth cooperation: The movie will not officially start until the grand trailer of "King Arthur". Because the trailer is placed after the opening, so that the trailer will be released. One minute later, the two couples beside me carefully took out the movie tickets and looked at the hall number and movie title on it.

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  • Lionel 2022-03-23 09:01:52

    I slept three times in total, and once woke up to see Hopkins saying that Shakespeare, Galileo, etc. were members of the society that kept Transformers secrets...fuck! I suggest to shoot Transformers in the sixth episode to help our party's 25,000-mile Long March! !

  • Chris 2022-03-24 09:01:47

    For me who haven't watched the first few movies, this is a fairly qualified popcorn movie, with dazzling special effects and unexpected outbreaks. As for the rest, I have nothing to say. Not much interest in American special effects blockbusters.

Transformers: The Last Knight quotes

  • Mohawk: [after getting his head blasted off by Bumblebee] Aw, that ain't right.

  • Merlin: All right, I am what they say: I am a liar, a charlatan! I've deceived my whole life! But if I could, for one moment, change this world for the better, I would give up everything! Everything! I'd give up drink, money, wom... drink and money!