I finally can't help but complain!

Adrian 2021-11-22 18:54:23

First note: the following content contains a lot of spoilers, readers should be careful.

Biochemical 5 is probably the most embarrassing one of my recent movies. I don't want to make any comments on the scientific basis of the film. After all, I accepted the doomsday setting of Resident Evil more than ten years ago, and I like it very much. Therefore, 28 days/week is also my dish. I vaguely remember that 2B myself when I was a child, turned off the lights and played Resident Evil 2 alone at home, and was so scared that my neighbors knocked on the door and asked me if everything was okay...

But...
Nima, this is unscientific! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The said zombies are slow to move? You make a group of zombies run like Bolt. It is useful to plant sunflowers in Tian'an Gate Square, and there are some! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Zombies are at most scratching, biting, and gnawing, okay? Driving a jeep, holding an AK47, holding a rocket launcher, are you shooting the first blood? Those shops on Taobao that sell zombies outbreak crisis escape outfits protested! ! ! ! They are all modern motorized troops, and bows and arrows can't be sold anymore! ! ! ! ! The immortal body and modern firepower must be against the sky. ! ! ! ! ! ! !

There is really no plot to write, right? After all the regions on the earth are over, you will drag the protagonists of all generations to the Arctic Ocean to fight Contra, right? Also Nima prompts Loading Loading, is it a live-action RPG game? How much is a ticket! ! ! ! ! !

What does this mean? Has the Terminator series resurrected after borrowing the corpse? You might as well learn Alien vs. Predator, come to an ultimate vs. Resident Evil! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Jill, are you cold? Wearing a tight-fitting chestless outfit in the North Pole is very sexy, and it makes me shiver in front of the screen...Will Alice wear a down jacket, won’t it affect the fight? I don’t want to mention Ada’s thigh-showing cheongsam. Nima is so beautiful and cold...

As a non-senior interstellar fan for more than ten years, I have to remind the director: Be careful Blizzard plagiarizes you~ Is it the final scene of tower defense? Or is it the Minas Tirith Plains of Copycat 3 for the defenders. The minions change into machine guns and cannons, and replace Orc with zombie monsters, don't you think I can see it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

There are too many slots, I'm already powerless...

Finally, one thing can be determined: the director must be SM dress fetish + Starwars lightsaber martial arts guide + Terminator powder + Predator powder + Matrix powder + Horror planet Fan + Contra Fan +...... + Non-Resident Evil Fan. Identification is completed.

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Extended Reading
  • Wilbert 2021-11-22 18:54:23

    The entire base was destroyed by blasting the vents. Why did you go early!

  • Joanny 2021-11-22 18:54:23

    As a biochemical game fan, this movie is not bad. If it is a biochemical game, it can be said to be very good. The submarine base of the former Soviet Union, the conspiracy of the umbrella company, the two main missions of Ada and Lyon go hand in hand. The content is very substantial and very enjoyable. From the perspective of the game adaptation of the movie, the overall quality of the 4 and 5 are excellent. Although there are some unsatisfactory points, it is already very good to be made like this. I look forward to the next one.

Resident Evil: Retribution quotes

  • Alice: Hey, boys. Bad idea.

    [Alice and Ada fire at the taxi cab leaking gas, the blast kills the two Axe Men]

  • [Becky comes up to Alice and embraces her]

    Luther West: Who's this?

    Becky: I'm Becky.

    Luther West: Hi, Becky.

    Becky: [points to Alice] This is my mom.

    Luther West: Your mom? Ah.

    Alice: Long story.