Our mother believes that playing games is equivalent to not studying well, which is equivalent to signing a labor contract for moving bricks on the construction site in advance.
The Americans don't think it is. They told the children who were once in the game hall and now obsessed with the iPad through a movie: Playing games is a broad road leading to the winner of life and marrying Bai Fumei.
However, the prerequisite for realizing this dream is that aliens have to help you invade the earth.
In "Three-Body", the aliens are powerful, terrifying and cold, making us tremble like bugs, while in "Pixel Wars", the aliens completely fall to the other end of the stupid.
This nostalgic gimmick "Pixel Wars" has a brainstorming description—no, three full-blown losers in their lives miraculously saved the world through Pac-Man and Donkey Kong games.
Taking low-precision games in the 1980s as a breakthrough, "Pixel Wars" is not the first. A few years ago, Disney used an "Invincible Destruction King" to force the adults living in the Apple world back to the coin-operated coin. In childhood memories of customs clearance. But unlike the pure cartoon presentation perspective of "Invincible Destruction King", "Pixel Wars" is astonishing in terms of the degree of brain opening.
This is like, we can't imagine that if Ye Wenjie sent a telegram to the sun through the Red Bank base, the Trisolaran would send a ticket to the Red Guard. The understanding of alien life in "Pixel Wars" is about the same as my son's three-year-old intelligence level. The video game records sent by NASA were copied intact as the only way to invade the earth.
While admiring the extraterrestrial wisdom and imagination, we even think that the foreign visitors these days are simply cute.
As a result, the whole film created the most mixed-up scene in film history. In the 4K horizontally detailed picture, the screen is filled with 8-bit, 256-color pixel monsters. If there is such a day, I believe that most people will involuntarily slap on the left and right sides of their faces, "It must be my opening method!"
It is this "incorrect opening method" that created the opportunity for the three protagonists who were originally living at the bottom of society, Xianyu, to stand up. The electrical maintenance worker, the delusional control of the dead house, and the liar who went to jail are desperate. In the dead end, not only is there a glimmer of flowers, but after a real CS in the real world, hooking up with the young woman next door can no longer satisfy the carnival of a group of computer geeks under the Hollywood film industry assembly line. Even the beautiful game girls in the two-dimensional world are miraculously resurrected. As Pu Songling described in "Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio" that year, the appearance of a scholar who is lustful in painting a beautiful woman shows that this common problem of men is a virtue, whether ancient and modern, China and foreign countries, east and west, north and south.
After all, "Pixel Wars" is more like a memorial to our dead hormones. No matter whether the testosterone is naturally volatilized or absorbed in the heart, the film is restored to the greatest extent and satisfies a man's heart forever. Some big dreams and little secrets.
However, as Dou Zhuan Xing Yi, Xiao Bawang's learning machine has disappeared in the remnant dream. The teenagers who once looked at Sagittarius 45 degrees and looked forward to ET against the wind, are middle-aged, and do not expect to come to the aliens to prove their hand speed.
Therefore, compared to "Pixel Wars", I still watch Mosaic Wars the most.
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