I already know that Western governments are trash in movies.

Alexandrine 2022-03-23 09:01:53

I already know that Western governments are trash in movies.

Sometimes I feel that the fighting power of the villain is not as good as that of the villagers, and even the imagination is not as good as that of the villagers. The immortals are just a group of undead people with strong healing power, and they have no superpowers.

Really. It's not as good as the villagers. They know how to make an iron torture tool to immerse the immortals in water, and they won't die. Isn't it fragrant to use them for various medical research? If the research can't come out, isn't it incense to be buried alive? Wouldn't it be fragrant to put everyone in a tin box and bury them underground?

Why didn't the villains inform the government! You are the CEO, isn't it good for you to cooperate with the government? There will always be politicians and chaebols who want immortality! , In order to be a local emperor, it's too stupid, even if the villain succeeds, won't the government intervene in the end?

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  • Verda 2022-04-20 09:01:41

    Immortality is a gimmick, and the LGBT/black heroine is the real protagonist. The director's heart is still big, and he is not afraid of being choked if he can't eat one bite. Queen Theron is still handsome.

  • Nico 2021-12-01 08:01:30

    I thought that "Shocking Rescue" is even the representative of Netflix's brainless action plot, but I didn't expect the plot to be even more boring. Anyway, there are excellent long shots of Shocking Rescue. What would you rather have? Oh, forget, Ning has women, blacks, and homosexuals.

The Old Guard quotes

  • Soldier: What is he? Your boyfriend?

    Joe: You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more.

    Nicky: You're an incurable romantic.

    [Joe and Nicky kiss in front of the stunned guards]

  • Andy: Well, sometimes you got to work with people, you don't want to eat with.