Worst Mulan in History

Providenci 2021-11-23 08:01:14

The following involves spoilers, watch carefully

ps. I'm half Liu Yifei fan, Hua Mulan is my favorite subject, I've been looking forward to it for a long time.

1. The fairy played by Gong Li (sorry I checked it on Baidu. After reading it, it is estimated that few people will know what her name is), the only opening magician in the whole movie. Just like playing, wanting to kill the emperor is also trying to get something. Just because everyone didn't recognize the existence of the witch, and ran to take refuge in a villain who, in my opinion, could be counted by her, why was it still a humble thief? In the end, sacrificing yourself to save Mulan, do you want to commit suicide if you want to live? After all, there is not enough reason to save Mulan, and her ability is not enough to be shot to death by an arrow. Of course, I can't find a reason for suicide. If I am her, I will kill the emperor himself. Whoever refuses to obey him, the lower limit should also be an invincible figure in the East. . .

2. The soldier who was fired because of dishonesty, I really laughed. The soldier was expelled from the army for secretly pouring water during training. I wondered if I was a soldier, I would expect to be expelled every minute, and the fart would be expelled to my home village. Shame, is it okay to live? Feeling forced to conscript or is it a matter of glory?

3. After training, the big guy went to the battlefield for the first time, and the enemy army sent a large army to the left to chase it. I thought it was going to rush out a thousand-man army, but you saw a dozen cannon fodder out of an army of tens of thousands of people. , I feel that my Three Views have been subverted, you let a dozen people chase the enemy army? The last dozen people were basically shot and killed easily, leaving Hua Mulan and two deserters. These two deserters fleeing the battle are a capital crime. Are there any soldiers who dare not hesitate to flee back at this time?

4. A phoenix appears behind Hua Mulan at every turn, and various supporting actors continue to emphasize the phoenix. It seems that they want to emphasize that Mulan should be reborn like a phoenix? But Hua Mulan has almost no growth in the whole movie, not to mention the time when the phoenix appeared is not related to Mulan’s growth node.

5. At the beginning of the movie, it has been emphasized that Mulan should bring glory to the family, and then this glory is to marry the family? ? God fucking glory

6. The emperor played by Jet Li should undoubtedly be a positive character, but the image design is definitely not a villain? Anyway, this emperor is really ugly, even a bit disgusting Fu Manchu taste.

7. When Mr. Mulan was sharpening the knife, he took out a piece of jade that looked like white jade, with filial piety engraved in the middle? The question is, this is something related to your military merit. What the hell is it to engrave a filial piety? ? I can barely understand Hua Mulan's filial piety for her father to serve in the army. .

8. The villain has no brains. First, he thought that Mulan was a witch (sorry I couldn’t see it anyway) and was scared away. Why don’t you forget that there is a strong and invincible witch on your side. Go catch Mulan and blow up the snow-capped mountains directly. Real 666 is used for operations that hurt the enemy 0 and self-damage 100 million. . .

9. The elder brother who likes Hua Mulan (Chen Honghui, whose name has no memory, still relies on Baidu) was almost buried by an avalanche, our little sister Mulan could actually ride a horse on the snow that came down from the avalanche, um, that’s for sure It is a horse. . . .

10. Almost all characters do not feel emotional in their performances, only Mulan seems to be a little emotional.

In summary, my perception is that if there is no beautiful Liu Yifei, I would rather watch ten "Little Times" plus one "Pure Heart·Dream of the Performing Arts" and not such a thing. . .

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Extended Reading
  • Raleigh 2022-04-24 07:01:06

    I don't know if many people gave it five stars without watching it, but I was embarrassed to dunk my toes into the Forbidden City without a green screen.

  • Americo 2022-03-27 09:01:06

    Amou will be silent after watching it, Tiantian will cry when watching it, it is not as good as "The Great Wall"

Mulan quotes

  • The Matchmaker: Quiet, composed, graceful, elegant, poised, polite. These--are the qualities we see in a good wife. These--are the qualities--we see in Mulan. When a wife serves her husband, she must be--silent. She must be... invisible.

  • Mulan: It is my duty - to fight him.