Raise your hand cheated by Douyin

Salvador 2021-11-30 08:01:26

Magic, science fiction, apocalyptic, parallel worlds, orcs, rebels, wizards, genius boys, world pillars, whites, blacks, yellow races, fathers lost, prophets, demons, etc.

I haven’t read the original, so I don’t know what to say about the original, but it’s a damn hodgepodge. It’s neither beautiful nor delicious. The story is so old-fashioned. At first I thought it was a suspense movie until the so-called Gunman. Explaining the parallel world capriciously, I really lost my appetite.

Perhaps this is the shortcoming of the adaptation based on the novel. Is it not compact to condense the novel with such a huge worldview into one reality for thirty minutes? Especially in order to please Asians, a number of Asian roles were arranged. I was a little embarrassed anyway.

There is no story at all, the basic plot can be guessed after Gunman meets the boy

I don’t know why the people on Douyin are so tired of the short video clip of this movie. Maybe it’s because the villain is cooler.

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  • Osbaldo 2022-03-21 09:01:49

    Rotten shit. Even two male gods can't save him. It feels like the director had a dream, so don't ask what happened here and what happened again, this is someone's dream, the Lun family can do whatever they want, hum. To explain the dream, the director is a thirteen-year-old boy at heart, eager to be protected by a strong black uncle, and at the same time, he also desires a handsome uncle with a perverted southern accent.

  • Noah 2022-03-24 09:01:45

    I can feel the embarrassment in Matthew and Alba playing this script, especially at the end

The Dark Tower quotes

  • Roland Deschain: I'm sworn to defend the Tower. I'll stop at nothing to defend it.

  • Roland Deschain: Darkness is your weapon, guns are mine.