Transformers and masturbate

Braeden 2021-10-13 13:05:33

Astro Boy, I didn't catch up. The only impression of Flower Fairy is the glowing flower key; Saint Seiya and Transformers are more familiar to me, and my family belongs to a group of people who had color TV earlier. Hope for the stars and moon, and finally hope for the live-action version of Transformers. Can't afford to go to the movie theater (it's too noisy), so I have to wait for the disc version to appear and download it and watch it disgracefully.

"Masturbate" means masturbation. I am ignorant and I just learned this word from Transformers. It is appropriate to give it to this movie if it is taken from the people and used by the people and the other way. Transformers meet the two major characteristics of masturbation: before the expectations were high, then I felt fooled; the prelude was too long and the orgasm was too short; in short, it was not the same thing at all.

Let me talk about the advantages first. First of all, the stunts are dazzling enough. I was shocked when I saw The Matrix. Later I saw The Lord of the Rings and King Kong. I felt that Hollywood’s stunts are really endless; now I see Transformers, I don’t feel much anymore. Doraemon was made into a live-action version, and all the treasures in the Dora A dream bag were reproduced with real objects. I don't think I will be surprised. With these crazy computer stuntmen, anything is possible. Secondly, although the plot is incomprehensible, it is not very mentally retarded at all, and occasionally some funny sentences can pop up to make the audience feel that they are talking human words instead of just reading lines, which is not bad. The plot of a blockbuster cannot be too demanding. I always think that the most mentally handicapped movie in the world is not China's hand up or Mobis ring, but Hollywood's Spider-Man. The top three mentally handicapped people in ancient and modern times are Spider-Man 3, Spider-Man 2 and Spider-Man 1. It is not difficult to have a mentally retarded plot in a movie. The difficulty is that every plot is mentally retarded from beginning to end, and it is getting more and more retarded. It is not difficult to have a fool in a series. It is rare that all three are stupid and one is better than one. A idiot will always challenge your limits. Spider-Man did all of this perfectly. Watching the Spider-Man trilogy is a terrible time I will never forget, and now occasionally recalling a certain episode inadvertently, I have the urge to self-harm. I've scolded this movie before, but I won't expand it here anymore.

Begin to talk about shortcomings. First of all, this is not Transformers at all, it is a bit like Superman, a bit like Terminator, and a bit like Alien, World War, or Tiansha Earth Strikes Back. Of course, it is more like a third-rate youth comedy-a persevering tutor is a bit unfortunate. How did the boy chase a girl with a hot body and a poor record and a kind heart, but for such a subject, in order to achieve such a vulgar love, he caught up with the mighty Autobots and Decepticons (and not Said that the Ministry of Defense, the President, and the mysterious Seventh District Organization are nothing compared to Brother Optimus Prime). Is it a bit of a waste of grievances? People have been out for too long, and we are not looking at them; we have waited for more than ten years, not to see these idiots, not to see how they are impassioned to defend their home and country, how to embody the ugliness and glory of human nature, we It depends on how Big Brother Optimus Prime and his men fought fiercely with Megatron's gang of villains, and how each demonstrated their ability to attack their opponents. The film's depiction of the fighting between the Autobots and the Decepticons is really cutting corners, basically it is a way of fighting each other with hooligans. You know this is Transformers, not King Kong. Especially when the climax stopped abruptly, the boss Megatron, who came out after the call from time to time, hadn't played very well, he was hit by a human being in a mere time, and he didn't have time to struggle, and he was killed in an instant. This reminds me of Wang Chongyang, who had just left the customs in "East as the West", was smashed to death by his boots while he was full of ambitions.

Secondly, the details are not well done. Transformers are different from Dr. Octopus. His main point and focus are not that he is powerful, but that he is deformed. The deformation process in the cartoon is very clear, and it is in accordance with the mechanical principle and structure, so that a robot toy that can be turned into a truck or an airplane can be made at a high price. Deformed car. In the movie version, the robot is extremely complicated and the deformation process is also cumbersome, which satisfies the director's original intention of seeking coolness. I didn't look at the deformation steps frame by frame, but I always feel that it is difficult for a Chevrolet to become a Bumblebee. The proportions seem to be a bit problematic. You have to leave ample space in the car. However, there are already some animated demonstrations on the Internet, which are disassembled step by step. I believe that the transformation process is seamlessly designed by a huge behind-the-scenes team, but Optimus Prime, a truck turned into a truck, can hold the male protagonist in one hand. I doubt the proportions of this universal peterbilt. It is said that the gorillas in "King Kong" also have out-of-proportion shots, which are old and small, similar to Huang Rong’s age; the first deformation of the bumblebee also has this problem. In the previous shot, humans only reached the feet of the bumblebee, and the next shot would flee. At the waist of the Hornet (at 53 minutes), even if the viewing angle is different, there will not be such a big difference. The director vacillated between the two goals of being majestic and satisfying the proportions. In addition, I don’t really like the director’s design. If you really want to shoot Transformers, follow the original work, at least not too much difference; if you borrow a chicken to lay eggs, I’ll trouble you to choose another name. People who buy tickets by name will not be fooled. What's even more outrageous is that in addition to deformation, these robots also have scanning memory learning functions. Why didn't the Hornet scan the Su 30 in advance to fight against the F22 fighter after Starscream transformed.

There is also advertising, which is too hard. Ordinarily, such high-cost large-scale production should not use such straightforward advertising. These tricks are the housekeeping skills and jobs of low-cost commercial films, such as "Mobile Phone" and "Dream into Reality." GM’s ads should be, they are all prototypes of Autobots. As for eBay, Nokia, etc., it’s a bit too much. In particular, eBay, a Hollywood blockbuster with an investment of US$150 million and a box office of US$500 million, mentions eBay tirelessly. It appears so many times that it is disgusting, and it may cause rebellious psychology. Anyway, I feel pretty disgusting.

Finally, I will mention the plot. Even if the front is dull, you can still take a look; the latter is not as good as a crab. The more exciting the fight, the paler the plot. In the end, it is restored to the old story of the earth people relying on courage, perseverance and love to save their homes. These guys from Cybertron are all foils and supporting roles. Putting the cart before the horse is like this, the director really should hurry up and appoint himself to thank all the fans all over the world. There is also that pair of glasses—the treasure map that can read the location of the energy block—an important prop that was rendered on a large page, which seems to have no effect; a deceptive slap-sized robot tracks all the way from beginning to end without any cost. All the news was spied on by the power of blowing the dust, and the den of the Seventh District Organization, which was the first to be slammed, was also taken. The glasses have also become the steamed buns in the Promise, a serious waste.

The first character in the film to speak is Sucre in "Prison Break", everyone knows this.

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Extended Reading
  • Raul 2022-04-24 07:01:01

    The play is quite exciting, and there are always surprises in breakthroughs~

  • Makenzie 2022-04-24 07:01:01

    Favorite first episode

Transformers quotes

  • [Ron Witwicky walks towards a window]

    Optimus Prime: Quick, hide!

    Ratchet: Hide? Where?

    [the Autobots manage to get out of sight just as Ron looks outside]

    Ron Witwicky: Oh, no... look at the yard! The yard is destroyed! There's sparks flying all over the place... Judy, you better call the City, looks like they got a blown transformer! What a waste... Trashed! Gone!

    [appalled, he moves away]

  • USAF Master Sgt. Epps: They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!