Ten thousand years before the feces, after the feces, the birth is too early

Antonia 2021-11-20 08:01:28

Story: 0 Scene: 6 Actor: 6 Actress: 4 Supporting Role: 5 Total: 4/10

Twenty minutes before entering the theater, a friend sent a text message: "I'm watching [Ten Thousand Years Before History], my God, it's true It's too ugly!" I replied: "Ahhh, I'm about to go in, do I want to refund the ticket?" My friend laughed wildly and then stopped. Tickets are non-refundable, they are all here, anyway, to give Lao Ai face, besides, the lower the expectation, the less disappointment.

■I don't know if this Chinese dubbing version is a river crab version, I always feel that the copy has traces of passive hand. Moreover, the level of dubbing and translation is too frequent. In the first five minutes of the show, "In the eyes of the boy, the girl is the star." Then quickly two little guesses, saying "They all understand each other's feelings." In addition, they are very suspicious of the two. Was the first scene when the doll grew up was a sex scene? If not, it was Emmerich’s negligence.

■The hero's heroic life tells us that people are invincible to be transported from shit, but the only prerequisite is that you must practice the javelin well. The life of the heroine tells us that even if you don't have a shell or a mobile phone, others will find you. The old mother's hard life told us, please don't work hard to lose weight. People don't eat or drink for a month, and they didn't see half an inch of meat when they lifted their legs.

■The saber-toothed tiger was not extinct in 10,000 BC. The monster like Allosaurus is suspected to be Dinosaur II, and the "god" is wearing something like yarn. When the mammoth rushed down from the pyramid to clear the field, it seemed to listen At the command of the Olympic director, he scattered around obediently, leaving the human beings to do team gymnastics. As for a prophet and a new prophecy, we have to bear it, but why do we have to lament that simultaneous translation was a popular profession in 10,000 BC?

■ Vivid dialogue-the master said: "Everyone draws a circle around him, some people are a small circle, some people are a big circle, your father drew a big circle, what do you want to do? Are you kind?" Then on a dark, black and windy night, Spider-Man flew over and said, "What are you doing so much nonsense? This is called "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility". Yes, the Desert Prince and Spider-Man in this movie are both He was a good boy, but he couldn't forget to pick up girls in the end.

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  • Giovani 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    There are a few movies that you don’t want to watch after you’ve watched half of them, bad special effects, bad screenwriting, bad art direction, and almost none of the departments that can be considered passing. this shit

  • Trystan 2022-03-26 09:01:04

    Just to see ancient animals such as mammoth saber-toothed tigers

10,000 BC quotes

  • D'Leh: You must become a hunter.

    Baku: Me?

  • D'Leh: [to Tic'Tic] We need you. They will not fight with us.