The Legs-The Queen Fights Anthropomorphic Sharks

Grant 2021-11-23 08:01:10

[Foreword]:

This is one of the few cool movies that are worth going to the cinema this summer (2016), and you can only watch it when you go to the cinema.

From the beginning of the trailer to the end of watching the movie, I was finally relieved. In fact, the whole movie started playing chess from the trailer.

[Talk about the trailer]: The

first is trailer 1. Compared with the two-minute trailers of many blockbuster movies, the trailers are one minute ahead. Indeed, for such a single plot film with less than 400 lines of dialogue, the trailer is too long but it is self-defeating. In the first trailer, only the queen is lonely selling legs on the reef, and the shadow of the shark has only a quick glance. Can't help but make people wonder: Why is the queen on the reef? Is this a deep-sea horror story about sharks? What is the final outcome of the queen? Are there any other characters?

So the second notice came. The second trailer is richer than the first trailer. The queen sells her legs and sells her chest, riding a buoy to fight the giant shark; two innocent people die. The context of the whole story should be clearer. There are even audiences who have not yet watched the film and have begun to satirize the director's logic. Just because in the second trailer, two innocent people swam to Queen's Reef and were eaten by sharks. The audience said: How can anyone escape in the sea to swim to the reef without swimming back to shore (the visual distance is the same), so stupid logic, ignore it!

Facts have proved that the director is still very clever. The biggest puzzle of this film doesn't see the end, I really don't know what's going on.

[Talking about the

feature film, the following may involve spoilers]: At the beginning of the film, the little boy was playing football, picked up the GoPro, turned it over and looked at it, and then left the shore as if he fled. The last scene of GoPro is Shark Mouth. At this moment, you can never guess what is really in GoPro. Where's the queen? Did it fail to survive in the end?

The camera turned, the sun was shining, and the queen was crawling in the jungle in a local car. Driving all the way to the beach, the scenery is pleasant, the driver winks and fluctuates, and when he looks at the queen, he must be concerned about obscenity: how good would it be to shake the sand on the beach at this moment? Although the queen wants to wave, it is not the wave of my slanderous thoughts. She waved goodbye to the driver, started selling meat, selling legs, selling breasts, carrying a skateboard, and went surfing.

In Langboli, two Mexicans (the surfing brothers, Haier?) greeted enthusiastically, and the three met by appointment and played in the water together. The sky is getting dark, the surf brothers decide to go home, and the queen continues to catch the night waves. At this moment, suddenly! A giant object burst out of the water!

Oh, it turned out to be a dolphin! You are good friends of mankind!

Before long, another giant object sprang out of the water!

Oh, it turned out to be the carcass of a whale! You were also a good friend of mankind during your lifetime!

After a while, another giant object sprang out of the water! The queen's jade leg was bitten (I don't know if Blake is insured for these legs), and in a hurry, she swam up to the whale carcass.

At the moment, the surf brothers are driving away. In the second notice, it was the two of them who were killed. But in this posture, why did the person who should have been killed leave? I can't help but have questions in my heart. Continue to watch the film.

The queen tried to call for help on the whale carcass, but the distance was too far, and the surfer brothers still drove away. When the queen was desperate, the shark began to act. This shark is actually smart enough to get the whale carcass farther off the coast. Brother Shark, are you sure it’s not the extra shark in the Deep Sea Wild Shark Human Laboratory? The queen hesitated and had no plan. Brother Sudder Shark took the lead in launching an impact. With a few breaths, the queen's lower body exerted force, stepped into the waves, and transferred her position to the reef.

There was a seagull accidentally injured by a shark when it attacked the queen. The seagull's wings are dislocated and unable to fly, becoming the queen's favorite. Well, let's call Brother Seagull "Dan". Dan stayed with the queen for the night. The next morning, the queen woke up and suddenly saw a drunkard on the beach. Seeing that the queen was alone, with a graceful figure, she was suddenly guilty and stole all the queen's belongings. The queen was discouraged and had obeyed her fate.

Let's take a look at this drunk. He is really a standard American Amigo (Spanish "friend", another name for Mexican origin; here is reminded by comments, to be modified)-short, fat and frustrated. No wonder Trump said that he would build the Great Wall to block the botched Mexicans. It seems that the director's political orientation has also been expressed very clearly. The chunky frustrated took advantage of the queen, and it was all right to leave. Unexpectedly, he actually took a fancy to the Queen's skateboard floating in the sea.

Why would anyone in this world throw away a bag with a mobile phone and money to get a skateboard? (Well, he might just be greedy). So Chunky fell into the water. Hearing only the sound of "ding", countless beams focused on the body of the shark brother and tiger, and it released a desperate move to bite the chunky in half (but did not eat it). The biting scene is too fierce, only the expression on the queen's face is close-up (acting burst). The queen is really a person with beautiful legs, long breasts and a big heart. She obviously got her life-saving phone, but she also urged her to stay away from the beach. I am impressed by the humpty who is not moved by beauty and wants a skateboard.

(**Some people in the comments say that skateboards are more expensive than mobile phones and wallets. This is taken for granted. Old and American skateboards can be as cheap as tens of dollars. Some people in the comments say that skateboards are more expensive than mobile phones and wallets? Don’t forget that there are credit cards in the wallet-Old Midea’s Habits. The credit card limit is thousands. **) The

queen saw the pudgy dying, and suddenly she saw the return of the surfing brothers yesterday. When the queen was confused, she was unable to wave her jade arms, trying to persuade the surfer brothers to return to the shore. When the two brothers saw the queen on the reef, they thought there was a problem, and they were about to rescue them, suddenly!

Suddenly the queen said: This is a shark! Brother A: It's impossible. There are no sharks here. A bright light flashed from the corner of the shark's eyes, and he shouted: Stupid humans! Brother A was killed. Brother B flees with GoPro, but is also killed. So the illogical people who sprayed the trailer should cry. The two obviously swim to the reef to save the queen, not just to escape for their lives. The queen later got the GoPro with great effort, recorded the last words, and threw the GoPro to the coast.

With the approach of high tide, the queen faces a thrilling situation where the reef is about to be submerged by the sea, and the shark will eat herself. At this moment, she had already decided to swim towards the buoy. But the distance between the buoys is not close enough. Suddenly! A large wave of jellyfish is approaching. Anyone who has played the shark game app knows that jellyfish are creatures that sharks dare not provoke. The screenwriter seems to be a master of this. Sure enough, relying on the jellyfish as a shield, although the queen's hand was stung, she still successfully boarded the buoy.

The story on the buoy is also very tortuous. The queen saw the cruise ship and was about to use the flare gun for help, but the cruise ship was not a bird. The queen was desperate again, and suddenly saw the shark in the oily water layer around the whale carcass, the queen had an idea and raised her gun to shoot. The shark suddenly burst into flames. If there is a circus circle in front of you at this time, this performance must be wonderful.

Do you think the shark was burned to death like this? No, this shark is very clever, relying on deep diving, it put out the fire. The queen was disappointed again. The shark was furious and began to attack the buoy. Its attack is very three-dimensional. It bites the buoy from the top, bottom, front and back from multiple angles. It almost bites the buoy into disintegration.

This is the second moment of life and death that the Queen has faced again after taking drugs in the Upper East Side!

In an instant, countless voices flashed through the queen's mind, and even an illusion: the sky exploded, and the queen's husband came with a green light ring. The queen lifted her spirits, and suddenly noticed the sharp bars on the heavy ship anchors holding the buoys on the bottom of the sea. The queen decided to fight her life, untie the iron rope of the buoy, and quickly sink to the bottom of the sea with gravity. The shark finds that the queen is trying to "escape", and she has lost her IQ completely.

Suddenly I thought of Zheng Kai, a running man, in my mind. You, you will definitely fall into the hands of women.

The shark tried to bite the queen, and the queen ducked lightly. Seeing that she is about to hit a sharp bar, the queen hides again (so she will hide)? The shark discovered the trap in front, but the inertia was too fierce, the speed was too fast, the IQ was too low, it was unable to dodge, and it was inserted into a sashimi alive. In every shark disaster film, there is definitely a warrior who will escape the death blow of the shark. This is a routine! By the way, after watching the trailer, the biggest mystery of the film has also been solved-how did Brother Shark die?

At this time, the little boy playing on the beach looked at GoPro, saw the shark mouth, and also saw the queen’s last words (this is the part that was not released at the beginning, how could the director tell you at the beginning?), he quickly found the queen Driver. When the queen's driver arrived, the queen had already floated to the coast.

It was the driver who looked at the queen's jade chest up and down. The spring season is now, do you want to come and breathe? But no, Queen Blake would definitely disagree, so the Queen woke up by herself.

A year later, the queen continued to wave. Twenty-something, really a wonderful age.

[Talk about the queen]:

In this film, I think that apart from Blake, no other generation of actresses can do it. The entire film's dialogue does not exceed 400 sentences. In other formal romance films, it takes about 30 minutes to finish. But it took 90 minutes to talk about it here. It can be seen that there are certain challenges to whether the acting skills and facial expressions are in place. Blake's acting skills improved significantly from the first season to the final season of Gossip Girl. Afterwards, she cooperated with some big names, gradually from supporting roles to gradually being able to take the lead. She really needs such a work to be able to hone herself.

And among actresses of her age, there are very few who can have this kind of figure, figure, beauty, and reputation. The story is already very single (although there are surprises), and if the actors are not lovable, the film will not be box office at all. If you think about it again, in such a movie with a sea view accounting for almost 100%, if the heroine doesn't pick a summer outfit (swimsuit or diving outfit) that doesn't look great, people will really complain from beginning to end.

Blake, who was in her early 20s, had a statute pattern before her debut, and I always felt that this woman was too old. For example, it is nearly 30 this year, and the experience is getting longer. It is also very sincere to perform this film with multiple plain lenses. On the contrary, it has become more and more thoughtful that its temperament is moderate, and the beauty has been accumulated over the years. Many scenes and plots in the film are worthy of careful attention.

[Unreasonable points]:

If you insist on saying something unreasonable, then I have to talk about the shark. I think this is a anthropomorphic shark created for the plot, and its nature is quite different from the great white shark.

The shark has surrounded the hostess for nearly 24 hours, which is not consistent with common sense in the first place. Animals are not like humans, they often need to take food calories and self-consumption into consideration when they eat (yes, animals really do count). It is extremely rare for a shark to swim around its prey for 24 hours. More rarely, the heroine is not in the water on the reef. If it is not in the water, it is difficult for the shark's organs to perceive the heroine. Its IQ is not high enough to judge the survival of prey on the reef. Don't forget, the shark's eyesight is also very limited, and it cannot be judged by its eyes. Human IQ, organ ability, and judgment ability can surpass one environment to judge creatures in another environment. This characteristic of this shark is obviously overestimated for the sake of the plot.

Secondly, sharks will indeed attack people because they are provoked; but sharks will even run away because they are hurt by people. When the sharks circle around their prey, if the prey makes too much movement, the sharks will generally shrink back (of course, they will come around again). When the heroine boarded the buoy, she had already attacked with a broken metal bar and stabbed the shark; then she used a flare gun to cause the shark to burst into flames. It stands to reason that this shark should at least retreat, but it turned out to be more frustrated and courageous. This is a simulant person's vengeance and straightforward behavior.

Third, the shark only stares at the queen, which is unreasonable. The shark obviously had three human foods, but one bite in half and didn't eat it; the other bite it to death and didn't eat it; the last one bite it to death, perhaps eating it. As a result, it still has to stare at the heroine. Generally, sharks do not like humans as food. As I said in the first paragraph, animals choose foods based on their calories and their own consumption. Human fat is not as thick as the fat layer of some marine animals, and the amount of calories it can impart is not considerable. The number of survivors who are bitten by sharks each year is greater than those who are killed by sharks; and those who are bitten by sharks are greater than those who are actually eaten by sharks. In addition to a little extra fat in the chest, the queen has a long waist and thin legs, tight muscles. It is not an ideal food for sharks at all. The shark itself also bit the queen, at least it can judge whether the food is enough for its calorie needs; the most interesting thing is that the sharks have not eaten much more fat than the queen, why do they only have to surround the queen for 24 hours?

So, this is an anthropomorphic shark. The queen is essentially tangle with a murderer. It's just that the object is changed to a shark, and the scene is changed to a beach.

[Summary]:

The suspenseful atmosphere of the film is constantly being contrasted from the beginning. Of course, the important thing about the suspense film is not to skip to the end to watch it (otherwise, what suspense to watch)? So I said that this film only has a taste when it is watched in a movie theater.

In addition to the beauty of the heroine, the scenery is actually good. It's just that I may not go to the beach for a long time.

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Extended Reading

The Shallows quotes

  • Nancy: [timing the shark's swimming] I've got you.

  • Carlos: [to Nancy about the island] It is Paradise.