Don't you like such an honest movie?

Kaleigh 2021-11-28 08:01:18

Most of the bad reviews just criticized this horror film as "not scary at all", the plot is clichéd! Megan Fox shows too little! This completely misunderstands the meaning of this movie. Because this is not horror porn at all.

It's not "horrible" to stammer in the blood basin. Everyone should have been unaware of this kind of subject matter a long time ago. The representative is the bloody invasion. In fact, there are shadows of bloody invasion in many places in this movie, such as opening the mouth very viciously, making the sound of "snoring" of small animals before biting people, etc. If you want to create a "terrorist atmosphere", it is probably only from These two points have been improved. Jennifer’s hobby is to open the abdomen. Think about it. In fact, the abdomen is mainly concentrated in the large and small intestines, the place where human food digests. After the abdomen, she also likes to drink the liquid in the abdomen (see the details of Colin’s death). Not only does she like blood, she also likes the fluids of the small and small intestines (digestive juices and more stools), like the vampire plot is very uninspiring. There is only such a little horror factor. In fact, it is more of a light comedy factor, but it is not like a film like "American Pie" that is very brainless. It makes people feel that the young people in the United States are very beasts and just think about sex. Young people still have true love. Ni Di is a model. The upgrade of the film is the biochemical of their love, and it is also the biochemical of Jennifer's love for Ni Di.

The lines are also very interesting. The most funny thing is that Nidi fights Jennifer at the end. When Nidi took out the big shining paper knife, Jennifer said, "Ah, you bought a murder weapon in a convenience store. You are such a real man." Butcher!" Also, Nidi rode on Jennifer angrily and shouted "You killed my fucking boyfriend, you are a zombitch!" Hearing zombitch was so happy. Finally, when the paper knife pierced Jennifer deeply, Jennifer's eyes were blank, and she squeezed out the words "Oh, my tit..." with the last breath, Nidi said coldly, "No, your heart" . And before they were in the bar, Jennifer pinched Nidi’s chest with both hands and said "These, are like small weapons, just aim them at the right direction!" Then she said "I am not even a virgin" when she regretted that she was not a virgin. at the back door"...

Of course, I think the key point of the whole movie is this very nasty band. Normal disasters are caused by them. You know how miserable it is to mix rock bands internationally. The lead singer of the band Google came up with a way to use the maiden sacrifice Satan to realize their wishes. Their wish is to write songs by themselves and be as famous as Maroon 5. It's so cute! Their wish finally came true, that is, to sit on an extended Lincoln, sign on the chest of a beautiful fan, drink alcohol, smoke marijuana, and eat a large bucket of chocolate beans with eyes closed. They always draw eyeliner, which is so adorable. But the remaining problem is that Jennifer is actually not a virgin, but Satan has fulfilled the band's wishes, which shows that Satan is actually a bit hungry, as long as she is a beautiful woman.

So this movie is honest enough, not pretentious, not pretentious, not pretentious, and has a super beauty, relaxed and superb, what can you expect from a husband?

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Jennifer's Body quotes

  • Needy Lesnicky: How are you going to get alcohol?

    Jennifer Check: I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

  • Jennifer Check: You're such a player-hater.

    Needy Lesnicky: And you're a jerk.

    Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?