About the suitable group of "Chibi - Part II"

Ceasar 2022-03-29 09:01:10

I watched "Chibi_Next" with excitement today. I originally wanted to use it as a healing medicine for the soul injured by the upper body position, but it turned out to be ineffective. So pessimistically came to a conclusion, regardless of the upper and lower, the pleasure is not so sufficient.
However, I am not a bad person who complains about others. I carefully analyzed the reasons and felt that the crux of the matter was that I did not belong to the group suitable for watching this film. So, what kind of person is suitable for watching "Red Cliff"?

1. New Oriental (English, non-cook) faculty and students. The English name of the film is very resounding "Red Cliff". I used to naively thought that this should be the English name of "Five Heroes of Langya Mountain" - "Blood-stained Cliff". According to the principle of Chibi, Guandu should be called "Official Port", and Wuchao should be "black nest".
2. Anime KUSO system. For details, see Guan Zhang Zhao's appearance. At that time, there was a TV series about the Three Kingdoms in Taiwan, which was already very disgusting, and Guan Yu in "Red Cliff", of course, I know that he is a supporting role, but he should not be as thin as a young and dangerous boy with a watermelon knife on the street.
3. Diehard players of the "Three Kingdoms Warriors" series, "Devil May Cry" series and "Tianzhu" series. Action movies are actually equivalent to RPG games. Guan Zhang, Zhao Zhou, Sun Qiao and Zhuge have fought hard, upgraded and added skills, and finally came to the BOSS battle that has a long way to go. Killing Cao Cao without hurting Xiao Qiao became a clearance condition. Is it fun? Fun! No need to walk the maze like in Legend of Sword and Fairy. As for their martial arts, I don't think anyone can match them. Remember when Guan Zhang Zhao singled out Cao Ren's entire army in the upper part? As for the lower part, they put on the new holy clothes, re-exploded the small universe, and used all the game engines that have ever appeared on earth to play extremely gorgeous combos. Isinbayeva, do you dare to challenge Zhao Yun?
4. Women and human rights activists and Changxiangyu Henan Opera School. "Let Erqiao go to the southeast and live together forever." However, in the movie, Cao Cao denied his son's statement, so what did he want to do? Have tea with Joe? His concentration was too much. In a male-dominated war movie, women are completely indestructible, and the women in the movie are beyond the reach of men. Sun Shangxiang is an unparalleled spy, and her male best friend is a simple and honest man. , so simple and honest that he ignored all military disciplines and regulations. When Chang Xiangyu's descendants want to write new lyrics, they may think of a movie like this: Who says men are inferior to women. Of course, Zhou Yu really didn't hit Huang Gai.
5. Fashion editor. Sun Quan's armor is very handsome, and it goes well with his inner robe. Is it Dior's? As for Shang Xiang... Did "Men's Wear" exist during the Three Kingdoms period?
6. Literary and artistic workers during the Cultural Revolution. "Prominent the heroic image among all the masses, and the main heroic image in the heroic image." So the screenwriter ignored Cheng Pu, Dong Xi, Ling Tong, Zhang Liao, Xiahou Dun, Xu Shu and others. Ah, I forgot about Pang Tong, so I didn't know why Cao Jun wanted a series of warships.
7. Fantasy writers and readers. Jiang Gan actually died. The history of Hua Tuo... Who is Xiahou Jun? How did you get the letter to kill the Jingzhou general? Xiao Qiao, how did you get called to Cao Cao's side?
8. Sima Nan and his followers. Anti-pseudoscience is a long-term and arduous job, and it needs such an influential film to build momentum for it. Therefore, things like "borrowing the east wind" are avoided. The director and screenwriter live in a place that believes in democracy and science, so they disregard this kind of weirdness and understand it.

I love the Three Kingdoms. The Battle of Chibi was a big fight between elite figures in the Three Kingdoms period against the background of different forces. The so-called Chibi of Chibi is because of Kong Ming Tong’s war with Confucian scholars, because there are scholars who have cleverly presented serial links, and because Zhou Yu is fierce. Huang Gai, Ding and Xu chased and killed Kong Ming at the Seven Star Altar, so there was Chibi. People will reflect on the war without the need for a movie to remind it.
Having said that, this is a good movie, completely Hollywood style, the effects are unparalleled. It's just unfortunate that someone like me who loves movies and loves the Three Kingdoms is completely out of its suitable crowd.

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  • Katarina 2022-04-04 09:01:08

    It's good, the end is bloody

  • Kaya 2022-03-27 08:01:01

    Surprisingly, I think it's pretty good. Could it be because of King Liang Hui's face-to-face instruction?