I haven't laughed like this in a long time

Louis Hinds: [opens the door for Floyd to leave] get the fuck out.

Floyd Henderson: Well, I guess you don't give a fuck about the money then, huh?

Louis Hinds: What money? It's a funeral! Don't nobody get paid to sing at no damn funeral!

[suddenly looks at Louis and raises his eyebrows]

Louis Hinds: How much?

Floyd Henderson: Forty grand.

Louis Hinds: [closes the door] Apiece?

Floyd Henderson: No, down the middle.

Louis Hinds: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO. That ain't even enough.

Floyd Henderson: The fuck you mean "that's not enough", man?

Louis Hinds: I got a lifestyle to maintain here!

Floyd Henderson: What kinda lifestyle, man? You filthy motherfucker! You got a pantry full of dogfood, but I don't see no dog!

Louis Hinds: Dog under the bed, Nigga! You lucky he ain't attacked your ass when you came in!

Floyd Henderson: YOU THE DOG, MOTHERFUCKER!