When Chibi became a police and bandit movie and a saint, Wu Dao, are your ideas still useful?

Hazle 2022-04-03 09:01:12

After watching Chibi Shang, I made up my plan and decided not to watch Chibi Lower. The inexplicable contribution of two movie tickets for this bad film has made me depressed. The most important thing is that I have faintly felt that the lower part will be from the upper part of the plot. What would it be like?
Xiaozhu said the day before yesterday that he had seen the lower part of Chibi, and said: I feel better than the upper part! At that time, I was given to the town. Really, the paving is so bad, can there really be a climax and ending that can be watched? That being said, I'd better take a look.

I was finally fooled. I scratched my head after reading the next part. Director Wu, what the hell are you playing?
I admit that Director Wu is a good director. For films like police and bandit films and gang strife,
the Fat Brother in the heroic character and the Cage brother in the face-changing are all shaped by him and deeply penetrated into the hearts of every man,
but Chibi is not after all . Gangster movie, Cao Sunliu is not the boss of the underworld, what's more, like the Red Mansion, the Three Kingdoms is not easy to move.
When I saw Cao Cao holding a sword at Zhou Yu, and then shouting, you all kneel down for me, I was completely shocked In the
subconscious, the line came out: I finally stepped on you, hahahaha. . . . Damn, isn't this Da Fei?
Zhou Lang is even more arrogant. In the end, he let Cao Cao go, and said: go back there where you came from. .
Watching too many movies is really harmful, and a line automatically popped up in my mind: Actually, you can be a good person too. . . . I'm down
Xiongtai, this is the Three Kingdoms, hundreds of thousands, millions of people's battle, this is Chibi, the Chibi that has influenced the trend of history,
what do you think of this, the roof in the Infernal Affairs, you think you have replaced your pistol with a sword , the underworld boss has been replaced by Cao Sun Liu, the police and bandit movies have become war movies,
let me hit the wall

Sister Zhao Wei went to Caoying so easily, and it became the key to the battle. My brother, the two countries are at war, and the Sun Liu Alliance doesn't even have a scout, and it needs a woman, the sister of the top leader. Runway Cao Ying, Brother Kong Ming, you are too good, you don't need to discuss with Sun Quan, professional scouts don't need to use this, and what's even more awesome is that our Wei Wei took off her clothes in public after returning (this time is a bit exaggerated, but in ancient times this It's really no different from the current middle strip.) After Zhang Zhen brother and his tender words, I blame you wrong, o my god, and let people not live. I have to talk about the role of Tong Dawei here. I would like to think that in the end, our brother Dawei will definitely come to such a line: Actually, I already knew that you are a woman. In the end, there is still no end. It turns out that our brother John Woo is here to pay tribute to brother Li An. In fact, there can be broken backs in China's wars (the most awesome Tong Dawei let go of the fine work to make such a big scene, and in the end it turned out to be Not guilty, he is still the captain of Cao Cao's bodyguard, brother, how did Cao Cao bring troops, it's strange that he can win this battle)

Xiao Qiao just sailed across the river overnight. When I was still wondering, that soldier was so bold, he dared to take Governor Lang's wife to Cao Ying, and she didn't even need to report. She arrived at Cao Ying so quickly. It seems that everyone in the world knows what Xiao Qiao looks like. Cao Cao wants to see Xiao Qiao, so that's it. Xiao Qiao went straight to Cao Cao's camp. Zhou Lang finally told Cao Cao that you actually regarded the war as a cup of tea. , It's really sad, I also want to say to Angkor, it's really annoying that you treat Chibi as a family. With the development of the plot, I finally understand why Xiao Qiao wants to cross the river, not to delay time, not to convince Cao Cao, everything is for the end, when the crowd led by Zhou Yu (Pegasus Saint Seiya) When the Bronze Saint came to Cao Cao (Harris, Hades) and wanted to save Xiao Qiao (Saori-Athena), I finally understood that Brother Wu wanted to let the Saint Seiya shine into the red cliff. You see, the guards are gone, the imperial guards are gone, there is nothing left, the last few main feet of the war stand opposite each other, even Xiao Qiao can break out in a small universe and take dozens of moves under Cao Cao's generals (Cao Hong shouted When I was about to kill this splash, my mind immediately returned to Troy, but I still haven't figured it out, how the camera turned and Cao Hong pointed his sword at Xiao Qiao and waited for Cao Cao's order. At the beginning, Cao Hong's killing of Xiao Qiao was completely spontaneous. Could it be that the family had telepathy, or Cao Cao gave him a Nokia mobile phone so that he could command at the right time) My mother, it turns out that this movie also has a name ---Saint Seiya: Chibi Arc

Let’s talk about Sun Liu. I never thought that Liu Bei would be such a character. The guy who knows how to buy people’s hearts almost became a loner. Even his brother was not satisfied. Although this was a plan, he was the most Several important generals and Zhou Yu are in love with each other, and the Sun Liu Alliance even has soldiers mixed together, and Brother Kong Ming even has Zhuge Shennu (that is, Liannu), the first-level military secret that the Shu army will dominate in the future. I gave it to Soochow unconditionally. My god, a gangster is a gangster. It’s fine to fight a good battle. After the fight is over, the gang will be disbanded. Let’s think about the future. I don’t have to think about danger in times of safety, and I don’t have to plan for a rainy day. I guess according to Angkor’s understanding, Jingzhou is absolutely It was loaned by Soochow to Liu Bei for free to fight the world. If you charge interest, it is not a pure man. If Kong Ming wants to connect Soochow later, it will definitely be for the loyalty of his buddies. Lu Su said to the grass man with a smirk, I Oh my god, this is the general of Soochow who is best at defending the city, the future commander of the three armies. When Xiao Qiao left Cao Ying and Zhou Yu was depressed, Lu Su finally said the most obscene words in the film to Zhou Yu, that Cao Cao, he is the best at robbing other people's wives (I), I added it later, I've been thinking about how hilarious it would be to say this in Shanghai dialect.

Actually, I understand what Director Wu is going to do. What he wants to say is: 1. Anti-war --- There is no winner in war 2: China has been prosperous and strong --- Before 1800, our weapons were already like this. Advanced, for this reason, he did not hesitate to let Kong Ming betray first-level military secrets. Three: subvert the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and return Zhou Lang to his innocence. The intention is good, but I forgot who said such a sentence: to see if a person is a master, not to see him What he did, but what he didn't do. I don't think Director Wu understood this sentence. Do you know what happened to Chibi? Did you fight a slave? It is brave to try, but the result is sad. The first two You can use other themes to express the article. You don't need the latter one. Mr. Yi Zhongtian has already done it, and he is a hundred times better than you. Besides, you think that if you take pictures of Chibi foreigners, you will feel that China is better than horses. ? Look at the comments of an American newspaper, do you want to tell us how powerful you are, in our eyes, this is just a group of monkeys wearing this clothes.

The last thing I want to say is that we can't call Director Wu a rubbish director just because of Chibi. Objectively speaking, Director Wu is an excellent director. He has made many excellent films, and many of them are regarded as classics by us. It's a failure, I've seen Director Wu's The Wind Whisperer, it's a very good war film, and it's also about anti-war. It uses the theme of World War II, which shows that Director Wu still has a good foundation in making war films, but the subject matter is not chosen well. If you want to be anti-war It is best to tell the story through the experience and perspective of the little people. For example, you can arrange a "fat pig and the story of the rice bucket", just like Spar The theme of the 300 warriors is the heroism of men, the theme of the brave heart is the pursuit of freedom, the theme of Chibi should never be anti-war, Cao Sun Liu are all ideal, aspiring politicians, strategists, not war madmen , The north governed by Cao Cao has become more and more prosperous and powerful in the war. Although he is constantly fighting, his strength has become stronger and stronger, which fully shows his ability to govern the country. It shouldn't be the old peasant image in Chibi. Sun Quan has little authority, and is not as good as a brother with martial arts, but he manages the country well. In troubled times, he guards the six counties of Eastern Wu, and chooses the opportunity to fight for the world. He should be a generation of Ming Jun. Zhou Yu said to Cao Cao: You go, go there and go back there. Xiongtai, Cao Cao, if you want to let it go, let it go. You still don't care about Sun Quan, your immediate boss. This is really a shot that should be given to Sun Quan, let us see him What is the expression.

At the end of the film, Xiao Qiao said: When Mengmeng grows up, don't ride it to the battlefield Kong Ming: He was delivered by me. . . . Will not.
Sure enough, Brother Liang did it. Brother Liang spent his life on a four-wheeled vehicle to fight in the North and South, but he did not ride on the battlefield. . . . Just laugh when you need to laugh. If you look at Chibi as a comedy, you won't be so distressed.
(Zhuge Liang borrowed 100,000 arrows. Cao Cao asked Cao Zhang how many arrows he had shot, and he replied: 100,000 arrows. In conclusion, either Cao Zhang didn't know how to count, or there were magnets on the grass, or Cao's army was full of magic arrows. Hand (but you can also see the arrow falling into the water in the movie)
. Zhuge Liang can use a silver needle to test out that the corpse died from typhoid fever, genius, can you tell me the principle? Brother Wu Dao)

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  • Cleve 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    Too many points to complain about

  • Otha 2022-04-03 09:01:12

    This TM can also be called a movie?