Barris:
Gentlemen, you are about to witness for approximately 61 cents of ordinary household materials, the perfect home-made silencer.
Freck:
Barris, the neighbors are gonna hear.
Luckman:
Nah. They only call in murders in this neighborhood.
Barris:
Plus, freckle-deck, it's a SILENCER. They're not gonna hear anything.
Freck:
Well, I'm pretty fucking sure they're illegal.
Barris:
In this day and age, the type of society we find ourselves living in, every person of worth needs to have a gun at all times to protect themselves. And we're off, un
[points gun at Freck]
Barris:
, deux
[points gun at Luckman]
Barris:
, trois?
[points gun to his own head]
Barris:
.
[Then points gun in the air and shoots. It goes off loudly]
Freck:
That sure is some silencer.
Barris:
Yes, uh, what it did was augment the sound rather than dampen it. But I almost have it. I believe I have it in principle anyway.
Luckman:
Oh well, the good news is that regardless of what you do next time, it'll be a silencer to us because we're now DEAF!